Everything I’ve watched lately sucks

[quote=slow%20learner;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fgood-morning-thread%2Fposts%2F5274] mornin [/quote] of fuck it was the afternoon when i posted this. DAMN

[quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fchurrrnip-and-the-pussycats%2Fposts%2F12028] i have a corduroy shirt and a bass i almost know how to play can i join please? [/quote] You’re in

[quote=saptapadi;%2Fbloards%2FBook_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fa-c-mery-talys-amusing-book%2Fposts%2F5643] Mery Tales and Quicke Answeres? What is this, your average bloard thread? 😄 [/quote] Holy crap .. lmao

skip bipp baaa dooo !!!!

[quote=slow%20learner;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F11719] someone said drinking eye liner thats me too sip sip wooooooooooo [/quote] Fail

which one of you sent me this box of ants for christmas. who would want this. this is a bad gift

ill wake up tomorrow morning probably

I’ve become convinced i’m incapable of relating to people normally and that attempts to do so can only result in terrible pain for both parties, but ymmv.

What's up man. Good to see you on here. I see you a lot on twitter, but it's nice to see you here, too. Some people have different personalities on bloard than they do on other sites, you know? I don't, though. I'm the same old Snoob! (lol!) Anyway, take care. Write back soon! Best Wishes, SNOBB

i dreamed i went back to bed

i thought it was poop & pee lmbo

WTF

weed is illegal

all the time phife

se8en

for sale: bloarder shoes, never worn

super speed would be too dangerous because i might trip over something when I'm out running really fast. I'd pick flight so that I could fly 1 million miles into the air then nosedive headfirst into concrete would you rather have the ability to eat CDs and DVDs or win a free iphone 6

It’s coming tomorrow!

i'm hating a lot of the stupid shit i see on twitter im not sure if im just being bitter but these freaks are pissing me off

im pissing. not really that into it, to be honest. disappointing. not worth it

i went and saw detective pikachu at the cinema 😶

[quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fdr-moogs-healing-and-restoration-services%2Fposts%2F10953] ah yes i have had many patients with this same problem, quite tricky for the unacquainted doctor to remedy... luckily you are in competent hands! our best option is to remove a few large bones to make room for all that blood. now let me just grab my surgical tool and we may begin the extraction [img]https://static1.squarespace.com/static/56ec6a20a3360c829bb43d62/t/593aded3ff7c509a9df6e6e0/1497030364288/[/img] [/quote] thank you very much doctor, can i have a post surgery sticker too?

ive never seen a bloard😵

In fact I would say it's the main lyric.

Hog dog

My baby is going to be named Ogre

kingdad42, what has gotten into you!?

Saturday Night Bloard

P E E

Ever I rest upon this bed Sweating. Horny. Filled with dread. Sadman Fatman Get your money homie The world awaits...

[quote=wowneat;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fgood-bloards%2Fposts%2F6376] [img]https://i.imgur.com/2tsmoQC.png[/img] [/quote] Hey, woah now

yer partner lets see them nurts.. post up them truck nurts fer all us fellas to see and laugh at 🤠 [img]http://theballreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/truck-nuts.jpg[/img]

i clicked on the link 🤠

OK ok.... what in the heck....

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I’m going peepee having prescribed to the larry david school of going peepee, which is that i go peepee sitting down.

[quote=Swann;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ffortunately-i-have-screencapped-all-the-classic-lyle-bloards%2Fposts%2F127] What's it like? Talkin' to girls [/quote] lately it's been tiresome at best, since I constantly have to explain to women why they have to vote for ted cruz, or else they're racists... but I have had a good experience in the past.

Wario Land 4

(peers up from heavily worn copy of fight club) meh,