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- Just gonna spam a few replies to get that sweet 52, bear with me gang
- [quote=Swann;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ffortunately-i-have-screencapped-all-the-classic-lyle-bloards%2Fposts%2F127] What's it like? Talkin' to girls [/quote] lately it's been tiresome at best, since I constantly have to explain to women why they have to vote for ted cruz, or else they're racists... but I have had a good experience in the past.
- w/c: 165lbs favorite exercise: the push up as i find it sculpts the tits with precision and humanity favorite oly lift: i don't know what that is sorry favorite lifters: the guy at the gym that walks like he's proud of a shit he just took favorite rep scheme: varied to keep me interested favorite accessory exercise: unironic medicine ball toss atg or hookgrip: i don't know atg diet: omnivore
- [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpRG9EmFfYU[/youtube] [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NlUe-4GFsk]:)[/url]
- Bloarders.. Its my bedtime now. good night sweet dreams
- I’m going peepee having prescribed to the larry david school of going peepee, which is that i go peepee sitting down.
- oxygen is a drug and it should be banned from the Olympics. Space Olympics
- [quote=goatsebuster;%2Fbloards%2Fgym_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fgym-blunders-thread-so-embarrassing-facepal-m%2Fposts%2F4921] where can i post my jim blunders (of the barnabcle variety specificalyl) [/quote] [quote=Mister%20Spigetti;%2Fbloards%2Fgym_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fgym-blunders-thread-so-embarrassing-facepal-m%2Fposts%2F4930] Barnacle Jim is a llong face shit bag and even looking at himn counts as a damn blunder for everybody within a one mile radius of whoever looked at him or a picture of him. The radius is one mile long because that's the length of Barnacle Jim's damn fucked up looking face it looks like a big ass toilet. [/quote] I'm so sorry this happened to you. come work out in my garage. I'll spot you and scream insensitive stuff about your parents and how they're disappointed in you in your face while you try to give me one last rep.
- [quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fawareness_and_activism%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-catalog-for-bloard-points-redemptions%2Fposts%2F10792] I was checking out the joop branded barbells but the shipping is outrageous [/quote] you gotta pay the price to get biceps like joop
- [img]https://2ch.hk/b/src/159634439/15034513279250.jpg[/img]
- [quote=wowneat;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fi-got-banned-from-twitter-for-questioning-the-narrative%2Fposts%2F6045] *begins to uncontrollably shit and piss all over myself while gritting my teeth and tears streaming from my bloodshot eyes* HAHAHAHA I LOVE LAUGHING I FUCKING LOVE TO LAUGH SO MUCH [/quote] [youtube]https://youtu.be/8O3dAz2j1cg[/youtube]
- [quote=Chernip;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbpie-bloard-posts-industry-expo-2019%2Fposts%2F10769] I’m presenting something called “Belligerent Bot 2000”. If you’ve ever had someone you dislike this bot (or bots) will mercilessly harass that person, by replying to all of their posts with demeaning and derogatory remarks. [/quote] this is going to revolutionize harassing women. it's the biggest advance since the wolf whistle
- this thread is now QUARANTINED 🚨 😷 ⚠️ no-one who read hdk's post is allowed to read or post in any threads other than this one for 1 month
- I feel a lot better today, almost certainly due to medication changes. i feel too good and i’m wary of a crash. whatever. it’s “cool” that my entire perception of the world and my self is regulated by chemicals that we’re changing all the time based on very confused self reported status reports every few weeks . sorry for saying cool sarcastically in the no irony thread
- [quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-app-2018%2Fposts%2F4520] Bloard is the warmest place to hide. [/quote] The Behind The Bloard episode about this post is a classic
- i'm good at tugging off. now that you're all aware of my actividad's i recon that's a job weel don
- water? i gave that shit up a long time ago. be caregful messin around with those hard drugs
- so i was downstairs in the kitchen, and i go over to the counter where there's a bottle of peanuts. i love peanuts. i eat way too many peanuts by the way, they make me fart, and i plan to cut down. anyway. so i go over to the peanuts and already as i'm reaching my arm out for the peanuts i know i'm also going to want a nice glass of ice-cold 'gua. but the peanuts are in my hand and i'm like okay well i'll just unscrew them right now so that later, after i've gotten the water, i will be spared the labor, and i won't have to worry about unscrewing the lid of the peanuts the whole time i'm pouring out the cold clear liquid we know as water. so i unscrew the lid and leave it perched on the top of the peanuts bottle. then i get the water and pour it and i set it down on the table. then i go back to the peanuts and well would you, would you fucking believe it i grab the peanut bottle by the lid, completely forgetting the time i already took to unscrew it, and the whole thing spills right over the edge of the counter. peanuts cascade everywhere, at least half a bottle. it's a large bottle. and i have to sweep up the peanuts and then i have to go over the floor with a soapy rag because you know how oily those peanuts are, and simply swiping a dry paper towel across the surface of the kitchen floor will not suffice, not for me anyhow. anyway i decided not to eat any peanuts.
- Ever I rest upon this bed Sweating. Horny. Filled with dread. Sadman Fatman Get your money homie The world awaits...
- [quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2FHorny_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fgarfield-ass-or-titty%2Fposts%2F10475] Man.. I don't believe you.. prove it.. [/quote] this is a family bloard
