hi people! i hope you've all had excellent weeks-and also? I hope that next week is good. i am not joking around. 😸 post about something nice that has happened to you recently! my cat (hobbe) bought me a new French press to make my morning coffee. it has the distinction of being purchased by a cat. and she can't even stand tall enough to see the cash register. I'm forever in awe!

my coworker exploded at my other coworker who is a flat earther. it was quite intense

man .. did anybody get picked up and flung across the room? curse words?

I said the F word as loud as I could and I didn't get in trouble for it!

Now that's what I call! A slamm Fucking Dunk!!!! congratulations, snooby!

pretty badass

how does a cat buy a (scrolling up) french press

*eats the popsicle, revealing the answer* A: icanhaztercard

i immediately regret typing that

delete uber

I don't feel comfortable saying how . even I don't know how. But I'm submitting my theories to journals and uh, you know. Publications of all sorts. where you can let them know. things. But uh.

I have some good news but I can't remember what it is sorry

Jessuca, all that matteres is that it was good!!! So-congratulations!

[quote=kiddo;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fheya-o%2Fposts%2F2098] man .. did anybody get picked up and flung across the room? curse words? [/quote] he just told him he's tired of his dumbass and called him a dip shit the flat earther, who is way bigger and stronger, eventually left lol

i've been up all night thinking of the joke i made earlier in this thread. i just couldn't get to sleep due to all of the anxiety and depression that it caused me. anyways... i've decided that i should have written this instead: A: with a meowstercard i think this joke fits a little better with the idea of it being written on a popsicle stick. peace.

Great job on the revised joke, stationary skull/snowman emoji