ive been making egg mcmuffins every day for the past week and they slap fuckin ass every time, here's the run down if you wanna try english muffin (some might call it a bruffin) toasted lightly, chipotle aioli spread not too much or you gonna die HAM (ham), fried in pan throw some swiss cheese on and fold it in half w/ some baby spinach leaf cuz you cant spend 5 hour a day crank hog without sufficient nutrients i aint above microwaving an egg in a cup. if thats what you gotta do, thats what you gotta do. but if you can make a perfectly round fried egg in a pan you're on some ramsey shit way past my level. now push everything off of the counters and eat it off the floor like a dog and we're basically living identical lifestyles