Dadmilker, good name but sorry you cant use it because it is the name of my band sorry! 😖

the famous bloard.com nintendo wii giveaway. anyone is welcome to enter

Hey, I'll just post it, since Jerry is taking way too long. Ok get ready for Jerry's new post... It's gonna be a good one... Ok here it is... Thank you for being patient... Bimba Tandy

ok real idea... we need to start some kind of beef with another forum. one that's maybe full of wimps so they dont kick are asses.

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mA1FWjriD60[/youtube]

Muh muh muh. Buh buh buh

[quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fthread-for-swearing%2Fposts%2F7343] bup [/quote] uncalled for

every time i see one of the many bloard knock off sites like r*ddit or 4c*an or tw*tter this is what i do 😎

erik you shouldnt get worked up about what people on a message board think about ants. bug deal, your language is crude and immature. both of you please settle down and read this... •ants can lift like 724 times their own weight. •ants can see in the dark, probably •ants have 6 legs, more than most tables and chairs •ants eat tiny things like crumbs, if you tried doing that youd be hungry all the time •wouldnt surprise me if ants know alot about the history of ancient greece. •ants are too small to need to worry about wearing clothes facts dont care about your feelings, a specially ANT FACTS.

I'd like to drop off a resume. I think you'll see my qualifications [Coolly sliding a crisp $20 bill across the counter] are a perfect fit for your establishment.

also, add a random string to the uploaded avatar file name so i don't have to wait for the cache to bust. and fix these bugs!! !!!

I'm in favour of every internet user having a bloard account.

thanks.

[quote=BillyViona;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-post-workshop%2Fposts%2F13319] Доброго Если у кого то есть проблемы с мужским здоровьем то заходите по ссылке Женские возбудители Приобрести с доставкой. Загляните на наш аптеку Means for improving male strength. Increase in potency and prolongation of sexual intercourse. Come to us. https://potentia24.online/ 1e9c1a255f36442aa274ee111a22155c [/quote] im gonna boot your ass to the moon you dumb asshole you dumb bitch

*me jackign off all the soliders extremely fast so that they stop fighting* STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL THE WARS IN THE WORLD ARE AVOIDABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[quote=bug%20deal;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fdream-thread%2Fposts%2F7705] I'm putting the ass back into you [/quote] I think I had a dream about that too

log off beefsnack

garfield too lazy to fuck

nice post joop.

we gotta beat the shit out of these teens

hey jerry, I found that picture you were talking about. I posted it below there's no picture jerry. this is an intervention. your friends and family need you to stop with the fruitless search for the imaginary picture of the borrowers eating noodles off of a button where some of the noodles are falling through the holes in the button and they;re using teh button like a plate, jerry. it's ridiculous, and it needs to stop, jerry

*shuffles uncoformtably deciding which irony parity to respond with*

this site is only just beginning to shine, 10 million unique users a month and the devs still owe us the big summer update

Get real Jerry

[quote=Mister%20Spigetti;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F6284] Shitty poem. Sorry [/quote] here's one i've been working on: roses are red eat my but

[quote=coward;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F3924] my dad reckons ants are more intelligent than mammals [/quote] your dad sounds like he's been taken over by ants. check under his bed, and if he's got a bunch of nudie mags showing hot ant queens, you need to exterminate his ass.

[quote=bug%20deal;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fi-would-live-this-life-over-a-million-times-given-the-chance%2Fposts%2F5927] mod is dead [/quote] 1. By definition, Mod is a being than which none greater can be imagined. 2. A being that necessarily exists in reality is greater than a being that does not necessarily exist. 3. Thus, by definition, if Mod exists as an idea in the mind but does not necessarily exist in reality, then we can imagine something that is greater than Mod. 4. But we cannot imagine something that is greater than Mod. 5. Thus, if Mod exists in the mind as an idea, then Mod necessarily exists in reality. 6. Mod exists in the mind as an idea. 7. Therefore, Mod necessarily exists in reality

I got my dick out on hard bc it's sattidy night

taking a quick measure of the genoius levels confirmed by bloard so far: 1). Nick Eweluh Tesla (Tesla as in electronic car) - 77.3% genous 2,)) Stepto Hunking - 54.75 Genioius #), Breaking Bad Guy - 31.9% Jeans imo this is a great place to start to compare anyone else against. the more data points we get in this set the better we will be able to define various geniouses levels.

after having 2 gin and tonics I told my boss at the holiday party that I was involved in a few robbery's when I was a teen then I left the party quickly after seeing his shocked reaction that was Friday not looking forward to going into work tomorrow

ey mate. i’m putting a bloody dingo on the barbie. trouble

whats new on bloard? Bloard patch notes v2.43 • new craze called the dvd challenge: you record yourself snapping a dvd in half using only your mouth and upload the video of it, and challenge others to take part! • new emojis: 🍐 green strawberry, 🛁 tub, 🇩🇪 lgbt flag, 😀 smily face • new "inside joke": emily is watching peter rabbit on amazon even though the loading thing is still spinning in the middle of the screen. i gotta get outta here! 😰

[quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2FBook_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fwelcome-to-book-bloard%2Fposts%2F3271] I'm reading book_bloard [/quote] catching up on a weeks worth of bloard posts is the equivalent of reading a gaddis novel in terms of intellectual value

[quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2Fmath%2Ftopics%2Fwelcome-to-the-number-forum%2Fposts%2F11016] As the most feminine among all numbers, the 2 is also the most underestimated -- at least, when it comes to power and strength. After all, she is almost always gentle, tactful, diplomatic, forgiving and understanding. Certainly, she likes to keep the peace and will avoid confrontations as much as possible. [/quote] doing a number 2 = shitting lol

For Pride Month, Philly added two colors — black and brown — to the existing pride flag, and hoisted it outside City Hall. The colors, according to the Philadelphia Office of LGBT Affairs’ More Color More Pride campaign, represent inclusion of people of bloard in the LGBTQ community.

ant farmer

bean

Bird post nice. Hate that grey bird with long neck that says HONK. They walk into road, don't move when cars come, they mean. Want neck kick this bird. Plus bird name have more than four part (can't type bird name here)

gosh guys look at how shes smiling at me... i wonder if she likes me . ???

favourite gusts of wind? mine is probably the one that blew a small trampoline into my back garden, pretty funny shit