anyways so you may be wondering whats the big idea? well lets take a look shall we.....
FIVE quick and easy steps to stimulate bloard activity🏄 and increase ad-revenue💰
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1. all bloard posts must contain a major soda beverage in the title (eg., pepsi, cola, diet cola)
2. zero tolerance for posts about: movies, music, book's, magazine's -- any media that isnt Bloard-related is off limits [this creates an internal economy]
3. flood the site with bots that post randomly generated bloard posts to give the illusion of activity
4. elite bloarders get perks such as "emblems" and/or " powerups" (under development)
5. big money giveaways and "Bloard Store" where you can trade bloard points for sweet merch such as tshit or custom sweater
i have studied business&marketing. this plan will lead to "$$" or maybe even "$$$$$" and definitely tonnes of the coveted "+"
happy halloween bloarders 👻👻👻👽👿
- New Posters and Swann. That's what blaord neeeds so bad right now. pepsi cola
- [quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-stimulus-package-this-will-work-i-promsie%2Fposts%2F1309] New Posters and Swann. That's what blaord neeeds so bad right now. pepsi cola [/quote] bloard needs to be revamped with .. "prolonged stimulation". and Swann (maybe). Diet pepsi
- bloard should be the first forum, with ground-breaking 3d graphics. i think there should also be several dozen sockpuppet accounts employed solely for +ing all my posts. one unique emoji per user, as the community has been requesing for AGES. pepsi max
- im nodding my head up and down like a maniac because of how much freaking sense this makes!!!! orange crush soda
- *speaking italian* bucca di beppo a la finguolo mr pibb
- i could give this sight a stimulus, i just need access to the main frame. crush
- *hackig really hard* ok joop here you go
- ◼◼◻◻◻◻◻◻◻◻ 20% - ACCESSING BLOARD MAIN FRAME... ◼◼◼◻◻◻◻◻◻◻ 30% - BYE PASSING SECURITY PROTOCOL'S... ◼◼◼◼◼◼◻◻◻◻ 60% - LEAPING ACROSS QUALITY POSTS IN 3D TRON-STYLE ENVIRONMENT... ◼◼◼◼◼◼◼◼◼◻ 90% - POWER CYCLING ROUTER... ◼◼◼◼◼◼◼◼◼◼ 100% - CONGRATULATIONS! BLOARD HACKED. DELIVERING MAIN-FRAME PAYLOAD... "COCK OF THE WALK" SUBROUTINE... [img]http://i.imgur.com/1i3woa7.gif[/img]
- good job squirt
- it worked, bloard is popular now
- https://www.yahoo.com/news/ceo-reddit-confessed-modifying-posts-022041192.html reddit dead now, mass bloard migration imminent
- we did it...we saved bloard ..all it took was some expert hacking and a lil' optimism 😬
- remember 10 months ago in December 2016 when we saved bloard?
- Cream Soda!
- ***Lime-A-Rita Monster Energy*** My son wanted to watch baseball tonight so we watched the Yankees kick the shit out of the Houston team because there is no good in this world. ***Lime-A-Rita Monster Energy***
- ***COCA COLA CLASSIC BEVERAGE*** it's almost Halloween anyone got 'stume recommends???? BIG ANSWERS NEEDED PLS ***COCA COLA CLASSIC BEVERAGE***
- yah, u could go as the carolina classic known as cheerwine
- sweetcherrywine