Does anybody have any simple, preferably healthy, and easy to make recipes?

http://www.food.com/recipe/simple-honey-glazed-carrots-482681 take out whatever spice shit they suggest and just do honey and brown sugar and rosemary ..i'ts my fave app int he fall time.. some1 on twitter showed it to be..u know who..(clif)

I have a recipe for buffalo chicken dip but it is far from healthy unless you are a weaning baby

Shave some armpit hair and the beard of the goat and put it in a cauldron. Then, mix it together with the sweat of a horned pleasure-hog. After that begins to boil add in some paprika, some chives, and some ginger and let it sit for 20 minutes. What you will get is an amazing potion, full of secret delights..

Dark Chocolate (healthy version of choc.) + Peanut Butter (healing properties). This is Vegan and Gluten-Free, so it's pretty much the Golden Ticket to Good Health.

here is my rotli recipe. i make perfelcty round rotli for my wife using this recipe. - 1 cup whole wheat flour - 1/3 cup [b]warm[/b] water - a little oil mix all those up. use warm water. if you use cold water the dough will get stickey. the oil helps when rolling. then roll them out using a tapered french rolling pin. put them on the griddle until they puff, then flip them over.

I made mac and cheese last night was delicious. boil 8 Oz noodles. duMP them out in a strainer when tbeyre do e. put 6 Oz of evaporated milk mixed up with an egg and some butter and a touch of mustard and 8 Oz of cheddar in the pot and melt all that shit together. throw the fuckin noodles back in. stir all that shit together. it's good