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- email address: rowan.atkinson55@hotmail.com password: !mrbean!
- FUCK OFF GRANDMA!! [img]https://i.ytimg.com/vi/QnX_mQ9apu8/hqdefault.jpg[/img]
- lol dont make jam out of fish that sounds like.... gross as hell lol
- A curse for Jerry: You will need to eat from the Pig's Trough for the rest of the year, with the hogs. A boon for Kingdad42: You are immune to Jerry's Curses.
- i had a near death experience and i alm,ost escaped the bloardtrix. i nearly got run over in a parking lot and i woke up in my pod, theres no hope. earth is a barren rock and everyones plugged into this big fucking machine!!!!!
- I would like a settlement of $47.34 from the defendant for whatever
- Smurfs wouldn't even make the mother fucking list. Nasty blue fuckers.
- playin skyrim on a satty night, might eat some grapes soon
- [quote=yoshifanatic1488;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freplace-a-letter-in-a-movies-title-with-the-number-8%2Fposts%2F3275] se8en [/quote] i said replace a letter dumbass
- [quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fthread-for-swearing%2Fposts%2F6208] new swearword i thought of: jfuck. feel free to use it 😁 [/quote] jfuck your new word
- i think that this summer i am going to beat the heat by bloarding more. EDIT: that's how i will recruit more bloard members. i'll tell them to beat the heat on bloard dot com
- 5 angels caught on video tape [img]https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Kc92S9IAgf0/maxresdefault.jpg[/img] does this look sexy to you?????? source: 38 years phtoographing angels
- i am using the mammal brain to pick up wooden blocks with my fingers and spin them round
- I'm posting on bloard and in addition I'm posting on the best bloard subbloard there is so ;-P
- [quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fawareness_and_activism%2Ftopics%2Fthe-wall%2Fposts%2F7008] yes please. see how polite i’m being? the canada is rubbing off on me. [/quote] what a coincidence, I'm rubbing off in canada
- ey whadup bloard its ya main man moog out here hopin everybody has a goold old 4/20 day may the ganga be loud and the purp be aggressive.! its like i always say smoke that GREEN until you die haha vapers unite 🔥📠 what are you weeders toking on today? note: i do not endlulge in the consumption of marijuna nor do i condone its use due to my religion
- actually. i have this cool talent where the water usage in my house isnt metred as the council wouldve had to dig up part of the driveway to install a water metre which would’ve cost them loads of money so they just left us with no metre, saving loads of money for us so yeah, i guess you could say im pretty talented 😎 EDIT: other two talents 1) juggling (one ball) 2) chef
- [quote=Chernip;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fstay-hydrated%2Fposts%2F10681] Pigfoot needs to shut his trap and let a thirsty bro drink some sand [/quote] listen to this hack if you want to take big sedimentary sips all day long
- [quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fsmall-claims-bloart%2Fposts%2F12070] I have to go to the bathroom [/quote] overruled
- yeah they’re good, at sucking ass and sucking shit from an ass.
- National Association for the Advancement of Bloard People
- Good work chappy, this SOB Pigfoot’s got more replies in his thread than mine, we gotta do something!
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- i registered kingdad thru kingdad41 when this site first opened
- [img]https://i.imgur.com/vVbWCYD.jpg[/img] damn winds knocked over my mailbox. been doin this a lot since i hit it with my car. if you like wind i dont know what to tell you its just angry air.
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