My first theory concerns the bloardman, an old fan favourite should we say. I believe he is secretly the creator of bloard. As his name suggests he is the "man" of bloard symbolising him as the dominant male figure of bloard. Each and every bloader has a story about how they found bloard, except him suggesting he could have created the site. If this theory is correct I urge the bloardman to come forward so we can praise this special human being. If not then this was a waste of 10 minutes.