ey whadup bloard its ya main man moog out here hopin everybody has a goold old 4/20 day may the ganga be loud and the purp be aggressive.! its like i always say smoke that GREEN until you die haha vapers unite π₯π what are you weeders toking on today?
note: i do not endlulge in the consumption of marijuna nor do i condone its use due to my religion
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- Smurfs wouldn't even make the mother fucking list. Nasty blue fuckers.
- Ha ha, don't listen to those guys! Eat up! I made a great feast for my beloved Bloarders! Edit: BAH, you fools! It is too late! I am ascending! Eat... or perish! [img]https://thumbs.gfycat.com/AbleTimelyIvorygull-size_restricted.gif[/img]
- idk guys I don't feel good about my body... scared to take my shirt off : [
- It's almost time kids! Only *checks calendar on laptop* 4 more days!!! Don't miss our giveaway at 9 where we turn you into bugs!!! [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoqxhvdAdns[/youtube]
- Business accounts .... Domestic monetary currency ... Powerful pederast... Estimate offshore quantity thousand millions
- email address: rowan.atkinson55@hotmail.com password: !mrbean!
- A curse for Jerry: You will need to eat from the Pig's Trough for the rest of the year, with the hogs. A boon for Kingdad42: You are immune to Jerry's Curses.
- [quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Flooking-at-a-tree%2Fposts%2F7054] i call trees arbes to impress the girls, but they dont know latin and just call me NERD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [/quote] perhaps they are instead hearing you say "arby's" and that you post on a website called "war dot com", and think that you want to take them on a date for roast beef sandwiches and jamocha milkshakes and then talk about military conflicts, which is probably why you're striking out big my man. instead you could offer to take them to Olive Garden, where you could Come in and enjoy unlimited freshly baked breadsticks, garden fresh salad and homemade soup. Spicy Italian sausage, fresh kale and russet potatoes in a creamy broth. White and red beans, ground beef, tomatoes and tubetti pasta in a savory broth. Unlimited Soup, Salad and Breadsticks Lunch for $6.99 at Olive Garden
- [quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fthread-for-swearing%2Fposts%2F6208] new swearword i thought of: jfuck. feel free to use it π [/quote] jfuck your new word
- [img]http://orig13.deviantart.net/261d/f/2012/270/2/c/banana_king_n_loyal_knights_by_mnrart-d5g4e8j.png[/img] This is what happens to people that try and fight back. [img]http://img03.deviantart.net/575c/i/2008/356/2/2/death_of_a_banana_by_zim0n.jpg[/img] [img]http://img13.deviantart.net/bca8/i/2010/320/a/6/banana_death_by_a_penguin_by_mjpj189-d330eti.jpg[/img] LONG LIVE THEE KINGGG ππππππππππ
- i had a near death experience and i alm,ost escaped the bloardtrix. i nearly got run over in a parking lot and i woke up in my pod, theres no hope. earth is a barren rock and everyones plugged into this big fucking machine!!!!!
- fuck this shit, yeah? fuck aint alls yall here? this post jack made good. come back this ways
- ok i didnt want to do this but... [img]https://previews.123rf.com/images/icetray/icetray1602/icetray160214542/51714393-slammed-word-on-keyboard-button.jpg[/img]
- *I drop my frosty on the floor* FUCK!!!!
- [img]https://media.giphy.com/media/5xaOcLDE64VMF4LqqrK/giphy.gif[/img]
- [quote=orgamecha;%2Fbloards%2FBook_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fwelcome-to-book-bloard%2Fposts%2F5586] your diary [/quote] oh my god
- has anyone else been on a porn site lately and just seen all the incest porn? i mean have you seen this? not for me. step-brother, step-sister, step-mom cmon STEP OFF!! I like good old doggy style.
- The authorities on naming colors actually changed the name of the color "chartreuse" to "bloard green" after bloard became so big that people started recognizing it from here more than from the French liqueur. I personally think that whoever chose it had the right idea since it was a way to give our forum that unique "pop" that really made it stand out from the competition and really surge ahead in web-traffic. That it looks like pee poo diarrhea vomit is just a bonus
- thread for contemplating the futility of everything ever [img]https://1ri26s33ly0e2m3ovy3we3c2-wpengine.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/inflatable-dinosaur-30-inches-76cms-product-image.jpg[/img] this inflatable dinosaur is a metaphor to start the thread with a bang as you can expend as much breath as you like to bring this prehistoric titan to life but at the end of the day it will only ever deflate and leave you thoroughly disappointed
- yeah theyβre good, at sucking ass and sucking shit from an ass.
- National Association for the Advancement of Bloard People
