ants keep crawling into my kitchen and eating my cat food. Edit: i dont like it
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- [quote=bloardman;%2Fbloards%2Ftghe%2Ftopics%2Fcapitalism-megathread%2Fposts%2F2332] F*ck crapitalism [img]http://i.imgur.com/vvG56Ec.png[/img] [/quote] where did ypu find that photo of me
- watched Antebellum recently. if you see a trailer its pitched like a horror or M. Night Shamalyan movie, but it's not really either. it's fucked up and has some weird shit going on. really liked it even though it wasn't "fun". Janelle Monáe is a fucking future superstar imo, she's got the look, and the chops to pull it off, hope to see more from her.
- [youtube]https://youtu.be/kK83HU5ACp8[/youtube]
- i think bloard should have ten or more users
- I'm still reading war and peace. Not being ironic. I have like 300 pages left. it's good I'll continue reading it next time i'm on a plane. too busy with pokemon right now..
- [quote=blandkidneystone;%2Fbloards%2Fthereisnogod%2Ftopics%2Fgod-is-real%2Fposts%2F5856] I dont get number 7. [/quote] only IQ sub-50 will get number 7. im sorry
- *8 am, classroom is full of rowdy urban bloarders listening to rap music* teacher: hello my name is mr martin im your new mod snooby: f*ck you! mods suck! *entire classroom bursts in laughter and applause* mr martin: that seems rather harsh, son. what did mods ever do to you snooby: you sons of bitches permabanned my life partner lance! [authors note: added this in for lulz] mr martin: oh so i did that? i dont recall snooby: well no...but all mods are the same, man! youre all fascists mr martin: * leaning against chalkboard with chill youthful demeanor* is it fair to profile all mods because of the unjust actions of a few? what if someone named snooby stole my wallet does that mean i can hate all snoobys? snooby: tch...! mr martin: folks we all have our own biases but part of being a better poster is overcoming those conditioned biases to make a healthy ecosystem of upbloards and posts sooby: your right! im sorry mr martin... mr martin: hey snoob....youre gonna be fine kid :) snooby: :) moral of the story...no matter our background, black gay muslim or normal, were all stuck on this bloard together we may as well get alongฯ <3
- [quote=Funy%20Lizrd;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fgrendelvult%2Fposts%2F6254] I think the gigner bred man should be the main caracter instead if the green moss man. [/quote] Gingerbread man got his legs split from Farquad check mate
- i realy like funny words like for example gromp, beef, smell, bean, clungy, wombus, dromb, goomble just to naem a few.. whats yours can you come up with anything== funny words= maybe even make a sentence thank you
- [quote=saptapadi;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fhelp-time-sensitive%2Fposts%2F3189] last year i backed myself into a situation where the only out, was declaring loudly that i didn't know how to use a computer (like eminem!) .... so that's not an option...thanks though [/quote] you can access bloard without a computer
- Was wondering if anybody else has heard of this cool new web site (bloard)??
- I still can't read. The doctors told me a piece of the drill bit broke off in my left parietal lobe. Whatever. The brain is a large organ and I get by well enough. I've been having Karl read my the collected works of American literary legend and canon stalwart Thomas Leo Clancy. I marvel at his prescience. For example, he predicted the time George W. Bush drove into a McDonald's ball pit while high on bathroom cleaner six full minutes before it happened. Remarkable.
- [img]https://i.imgur.com/MLo11QI.jpg[/img]
- [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGSOJlW59wY[/youtube]
- Chapter 1 ~~~CRASH BANDICOOT AND THE RATCHET AND CLANK~~~ Ratchet Kelredian and clank (with no last name) where flying their spaceship through space when they came across a help distress signle in space. "clank why dont we go down there and investigae" asked Clank. Ratchet could only agree with him since his was programmed to always help out those in need. So they w flying down to the surface when all of a suden there was such a laser beam that there ship was falling apart ! they plunged through the atmosphere of this small planet until they reached the bottom wich was the ground and crashed into it. "clank are you alright" asked clank compasionately. "mwuhf mwuf tail" said rachet since he was under neat clank and crushed into the gorund of the sandy beach. They stod up shakily and wonered what happened. All of a suden an orange thing ran out of the jungle at them. Clank pulled out his blaster but it was no use! it was broken in the plane crash-or should i say SPACE SHIP crash because they had crashed in there spaceship. even so though ratchet thought he could threatan whatever was runing at them with his laser guns "STOP RIGHT HTERE" said ratchet to the orange blur. THe orange blur stopped and said "Oh sorry to bother you guys. My name is Crash Bandicoot" and i thought i should come and see if youre doing ok "Thank you very much for the assistence" said ratchet. "our means of transort seems to have crashed on your planet and we require aid in order to have fly off the island." "Im not sure how much help i can be" said crash bandicoot confusedly, "but i think theres an old time machine near by that you could try and use." so they set off into the jungle to find the old machine and use that. BUT mean while cortex and his henchman were watching what was going on on the beach. "Curses" said cortex. "I show my laser at the spaceship and it crashed but ratchet and clank are still alive!" "he he thats a good one because you said CRASH" said tiny tiger. one look from cortex and he became quite again. next time who knows what happens next
- Here's a tip for new bloarders and veteran bloarders alike: +1 my posts only
- I’m enjoying a nice coke zero. I really only drink them when I’m in the “if i was married” in-laws house and they’re a delight.
- Im gay for the thrush. I mean on board. I want wood thrush to bend me over the kitchen table and give it to me nice and slow. I want him to whisper bloard memes in my ear as he prepares to penetrate my tender little boypussy. Can you imagine the thrush in such a hot and bothered state, pants around his ankles, sweat dripping from his ample brow. Telling me what a bad poster i am as he has his way. As the pressure builds he reverts to an animalistic state, saying tane and other classic memes of forums gone by, grunting them out with every wheezing breath and every savage thrust. As we lay intertwined on the cheap linolium floor he lets off a soft whimper that might be the next epic bloard meme, still in inchoate nonverbal form. All at once he steps into his jncos (in this fantasy he's wearing jncos) and walks out the door, leaving me curled up in the fetal position. Dont go i say but hes already gone. I knew in that moment that i would never feel more alive.
