Debate me fegs.... Shrek would have been the greatest film of all time if shrok wasn't in the fucking film. Because, essentially without Shrek the movie shows the story of a fearless leader who expels the sorcerers within his city. These sorcerers contribute nothing to his economy, because they can conjure up things from nothing. Knowing this he kicks them out like a middle ages king did to the Jews. He then continues to clean up the streets and remove the degenerates from his city. Did you see how clean Duloc was? My oh my what an example of civilization. After Farquad goes through his plans of spring cleaning he gets to marry a princess locked away in the tower secured by a fuckin dragon. DID YOU HEAR THAT? A FUCKING DRAGOON!!!! This man would have been remembered by history as a 8 foot goliath with a 9 foot cock who expelled those who refused to help the city for their own selfish gains. Shrek only makes it a film about a green homosexual bugbear who realizes hes bisexual because of fiona. WHAT A FUCKIN DRAG!!! 😭
- [quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fgrendelvult%2Fposts%2F6262] i am red green colourblind and must have missed this important plot point [/quote] ur damn rite. Shronk does nothing but be a fat bitch who works out a deal with dream works to make 88 films
- [quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fgrendelvult%2Fposts%2F6331] i really hope that AfD goes away forever, otherwise i dont know, maybe support the violetten [/quote] Lol The AFD isn't going anywhere. Unless the EU reforms you can expect the AFD to grow.
- [quote=Funy%20Lizrd;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fgrendelvult%2Fposts%2F6254] I think the gigner bred man should be the main caracter instead if the green moss man. [/quote] Gingerbread man got his legs split from Farquad check mate
- [quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fgrendelvult%2Fposts%2F6259] shrek saves the day at the end idiot. [/quote] How does he save the day again? Last time I saw it Shrork stole Fiona, was too close to her for too long and turned her green.
- [quote=bug%20deal;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fgrendelvult%2Fposts%2F6267] awful thread [/quote] Took you nine eyes to confirm a shitpost?
- [quote=bug%20deal;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fgrendelvult%2Fposts%2F6280] why would you post shit on this beautiful forum. why would you spit in bloardman's face [/quote] I didn't maean to sorry bloordmen. was drink and n high at the same time wen i did. Nowe its only time for the serious post. Anyone got any onipon on the elections in germane?
- [quote=Funy%20Lizrd;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fgrendelvult%2Fposts%2F6256] well i also think the morvie needed more sex a peel. so nice try idoit [/quote] If you're into gods getting ready to jerk off https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBZd73YufVs