I still can't read. The doctors told me a piece of the drill bit broke off in my left parietal lobe. Whatever. The brain is a large organ and I get by well enough. I've been having Karl read my the collected works of American literary legend and canon stalwart Thomas Leo Clancy. I marvel at his prescience. For example, he predicted the time George W. Bush drove into a McDonald's ball pit while high on bathroom cleaner six full minutes before it happened. Remarkable.