wish i had a truck to nut up

went to the gym and pissed freely while doing kettlebell swings. went on the wall of fame

checking in from Saturday night, and folks, ya gotta love it

cant sleep lately. my gym lifts are going to shit. this is how it ends. not with a bang, but with a bloard.

[quote=blandkidneystone;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ffukcing-hate-women%2Fposts%2F8121] I am a women, and I will bloard y'all up [/quote] k rool final destination no items let's go u Stacy

no horseing around .

[quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-co-uk%2Fposts%2F7456] hey buddy at least we get free teethcare [/quote] what good is free if u don’t use it 😆

[quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fsmall-claims-bloart%2Fposts%2F12029] the only thing smaller than an ant is half an ant. [/quote] Half an ant leg. Claimed

Hail hillips!!! King of Bloard!!! Pay yr taxes motherfuckers!!! Green beens and chocolate milkshakes banana splits and macadamia nuts bow bitches pay obeisance hands folded in supplication kiss the ring riotous joy when the king consents to appear grovel sniveling puppies GROVEL!!!!!

I'm all for a programming bloard let's get it poppin my daggerts

WTF

i thought it was poop & pee lmbo

cool, maybe a sad ending because the goat really enjoyed its time w/ you but at the end of the day, it's kathryn's goat. not yours and you stole it

[quote=slow%20learner;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fgood-morning-thread%2Fposts%2F5274] mornin [/quote] of fuck it was the afternoon when i posted this. DAMN

good job jack ☺️

My favourite book is hop on pop

    👇👇👇👇👇👇 👉 Cryptid_Bloard 👈     👆👆👆👆👆👆

[quote=blandkidneystone;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F7987] I have my first non ironic post: Despite popular belief I am female! [/quote] myths and legends theres no such thing as a female thats fairytales grow up guy...

had a dream about ants last night. iN my pants if youll believe that

cheers🍷

Everything I’ve watched lately sucks

[quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fi-am-now-the-bloard-president%2Fposts%2F11494] what's your first decree [/quote] My first decree is that everyone plus one the OP. My second decree is that we will reduce horny bloard numbers by at least half for 2020.

YOU';RE NOT CHIMPS YOURE MEN AND IU WANT MY FUCKING BLANKET IT:S COLD ON THIS BOAT

Swann, please....... don't go..... i was in a coma but something came to me in the dream, in the dark blackness a light came down and said "swann is leaving, you must wake up" and so I did and now i'm back hello!

not the acid kind, thats bad!! but im back to pposting i was on vacation thank you for waiting so long for me i hope ill never have to miss u guys again much love beefsack <3 ☺👊

[quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2FHi_all_Ralp_here_welcome_to_my_Bloard%2Ftopics%2Finto-the-breach-from-the-makers-of-ftl-for-thr-lose-lol%2Fposts%2F5147] i actually think i might get this. loved FTL. will update once i've played [/quote] i liked it

Lyrics This is the place Sit down, you’re safe now You’ve been stuck in a lift We’ve been trying to reach you, Thom This is the place It won’t hurt ever again The smell of air conditioning The fish are belly up Empty all your pockets Because it’s time to come home This is the place Remember me? I’m the face you always see You’ve been stuck in a lift In the belly of a whale At the bottom of the ocean The smell of air conditioning The fish are belly up Empty all your pockets Because it’s time to come home The smell of air conditioning The fish are belly up Let it go Today is the first day Of the rest of your days So lighten up, squirt Full lyrics on Google Play Music

I’m sucking off the barrel of the gun

How about a dream where pig people are electrocuting you? That seems interesting

the year is 2042 and i need to watch 8 different 4-way splitscreen sludge content videos simultaneously on 4 giant fucking vertical monitors so my brain can scrape together just enough dopamine to allow me to focus for two fucking seconds so thar i can click over to bloard.com to peep the new flail pics in the fucking flial thread../ and here we are, still tryingh to figure out how to post fucikng links😤😌😴

😍

[quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fchurrrnip-and-the-pussycats%2Fposts%2F12028] i have a corduroy shirt and a bass i almost know how to play can i join please? [/quote] You’re in

i dont read i just game - gamers' motto

Im yolk

i clicked on the link 🤠

i went and saw detective pikachu at the cinema 😶

skip bipp baaa dooo !!!!

se8en

It’s coming tomorrow!

just say bloard