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- whenever i'm feeling sad or angry i just go to the gym and work it all out i'm starting to buy gym equipment so i dont have to leave my house, although idk if that's a good thing or not.... o well!
- Thank you phage and moog for being respectful. I’ve just removed my shirt at work and it’s going great!
- they call him elon musk because you can smell him before you see him
- What the fuck... zero likes on this one? https://twitter.com/bloardking/status/915530237559091200 This is truly fucked. I just cannot even... God damn mother fucker shit cunt fag bitch cock jizz twat ass hole
- i saw a fucking ant in the shower today. he was visible on the white tiles, and then he would disappear into the black tile void. i'm pretty sure i washed him down the drain, but it fucks me up that that sick ant freak has seen my pecker
- [quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2Fmusical_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fwas-watching-an-old-episode-of-martin%2Fposts%2F10753] maybe if he was big richard he may have been noticed more? just a thought [/quote] this is fucked
- bloard top posts bloards Mister Spigetti homegbsnew meme.exe Avatar slow learner 0 Me at work: Decoherence does not generate actual wave function collapse. It only provides an explanation for the observation of wave function collapse, as the quantum nature of the system "leaks" into the environment. That is, components of the wavefunction are decoupled from a coherent system, and acquire phases from their immediate surroundings. A total superposition of the global or universal wavefunction still exists (and remains coherent at the global level), but its ultimate fate remains an interpretational issue. Specifically, decoherence does not attempt to explain the measurement problem. Rather, decoherence provides an explanation for the transition of the system to a mixture of states that seem to correspond to those states observers perceive. Moreover, our observation tells us that this mixture looks like a proper quantum ensemble in a measurement situation, as we observe that measurements lead to the "realization" of precisely one state in the "ensemble". me on bloard: gibing a +1 in memory of Swann LOL 15 days ago quote Avatar Mister Spigetti 0 Me at work: Decoherence does not generate actual wave function collapse. It only provides an explanation for the observation of wave function collapse, as the quantum nature of the system "leaks" into the environment. That is, components of the wavefunction are decoupled from a coherent system, and acquire phases from their immediate surroundings. A total superposition of the global or universal wavefunction still exists (and remains coherent at the global level), but its ultimate fate remains an interpretational issue. Specifically, decoherence does not attempt to explain the measurement problem. Rather, decoherence provides an explanation for the transition of the system to a mixture of states that seem to correspond to those states observers perceive. Moreover, our observation tells us that this mixture looks like a proper quantum ensemble in a measurement situation, as we observe that measurements lead to the "realization" of precisely one state in the "ensemble". me on bloard: gibing a +1 in memory of Swann LOL 15 days ago quoteeditdelete Avatar coward 1 *liam gallagher voice* dont fucking talk about foundations of physics on bloard dickhead 15 days ago quote Avatar haunted_shrub 8 me at work: i can't wait to browse bloard later. its good and everyone there is smart and good looking too. me on bload: i would kill a kid for a single +1 11 days ago quote Avatar dereklaserbeam 1 I can’t get this thread to run on my mac 10 days ago quote Avatar wowneat 1 HEY MORTY *BRRRAAAAPP* WE NEED TO MAKE A NEW MEME *BBRRRRRRRTTTT* 10 days ago quote Avatar hillips 2 wowneat posted: HEY MORTY *BRRRAAAAPP* WE NEED TO MAKE A NEW MEME *BBRRRRRRRTTTT* 9 days ago quote Avatar wowneat 2 hillips posted: To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. 9 days ago quote Avatar kingdad42 3 wowneat posted: To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Yeah I read that too. Are you gonna plagiarize the whole thing for us? Do you have any thoughts of your own on this matter? Is that your thing? You come into a thread, you copy some obscure passage and then paste it off as your own idea just to impress some of your "crew" and downvote my friend? See the sad thing about a guy like you is that in 50 years you're gonna start doing some thinking on your own and you're gonna come up with the fact that there are two certainties in life One, you are a talentless and unoriginal hack. And two, you wasted time trying to post other people's thoughts as your own while you could've been honing your skills to be actually creative instead of a thoughtless loser with a paste fetish. I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns. 7 days ago quote Avatar slow learner 0 kingdad42 posted: Yeah I read that too. Are you gonna plagiarize the whole thing for us? Do you have any thoughts of your own on this matter? Is that your thing? You come into a thread, you copy some obscure passage and then paste it off as your own idea just to impress some of your "crew" and downvote my friend? See the sad thing about a guy like you is that in 50 years you're gonna start doing some thinking on your own and you're gonna come up with the fact that there are two certainties in life One, you are a talentless and unoriginal hack. And two, you wasted time trying to post other people's thoughts as your own while you could've been honing your skills to be actually creative instead of a thoughtless loser with a paste fetish. I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns. lmfao a day ago quote homegbsnew meme.exe Reply supported bbcode tags: url, youtube, quote, b, img
- [quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fgood-morning-thread%2Fposts%2F5686] Good morning did you have any dreams [/quote] yes i dreamed that i was abandoned by everyone i love except my girlfriend's two dogs they stayed loyal 2 me. it's cool how dogs can recognize someone before their owners do. Nabokov springtime in fialta. dogs. master-slave dynamic. sickeining. anyway s ghood morning GOOD MORNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- im gonna post this without my bloarding helmet on. fuck the rules im my own man!
- [quote=blandkidneystone;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ffukcing-hate-women%2Fposts%2F8121] I am a women, and I will bloard y'all up [/quote] Let’s team up to bloard the hell out of these boys
- got almost no sleep last night, a fucked up but all too normal situation, but i had a dream i was tooting my own horn, my trumpet to be exact, which i have not tooted in fast almost 8 years. perhaps this shows an innate desire to return to the instrument. perhaps it is a profound disapointment at my not continuing it. perhaps, it means simply nothing. crazy to think about,
- ok. i think we should all take a step away from our computers and stop posting ironic replies in the no irony thread.
- [quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fgute-nacht-bloardies%2Fposts%2F409] Why do americans think there timezone is the only one... freakin chumps [/quote] i dont know but it relly grinds my gears!!!! 👿
- Ur PW is simple: Poopoopeepeecacabumbum12345678901112131415161718192021222324252627282930
- waiting for Saturday night to come amirite folks ????????? I've got da hump day blues
- [quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fconfessional-thread%2Fposts%2F7497] I got cumby [/quote] 🤮
- Goofy is in hell where he belongs. My most recent video game memory is that I can't kill the damn crystal sage in dark souls 3
- [quote=Mister%20Spigetti;%2Fbloards%2FHorny_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fbring-back-horny-bloard-no-anime%2Fposts%2F3840] That's a great idea, yoshifanatic1488. We can make the sexy bloard calendar and sell them to dereklaserbeam for $100 each. [/quote] there's no way derek will pay $100 for pictures of himself
- you use an email when you log in not user name
- I plus oned your post because I want to encourage this kind of thing