[scene the club "INTERIOR"] hot girl dancing up to me: Holy shit..those moves are fucking bad ass. they are so sick and wicked..they rule me: thanks :) hot girl: you seem so intune with your body andthe music..its like youre on a badass drug cocktail but from the looks of you youve never been cool enough to do drugs even once me: thats right hot girl: it must have been so hard to learn to dance like that. im so impressed me: really all i did was post on bloard.com., which is kind of like an offsite for weird twitter. whats weird twitter? ah - youre in for a treat. its like all these people who are so ironic and cool and self aware and shite go onto the social media site twitter and instead of posting like a total sheeple w/ tweets like "im loving this normal person thing ^-^" they post badass high irony level stuff like "i are lurving teh nermal person ting o_O". youd love it hot girl: wow..woah. that sound so cool. hey you want to have gay sex. me:*looking at my iWatch* id <3 2 but i really cant. i have to go home and remember my bloard pass word and post for the first time in 4 months and get a handful of views from my fellow bloarders and one like which is from my alt account. hot girl" wow.that sounds really kewl, mind if i come ovwer and join you ;) ya actually - me