[scene the club "INTERIOR"] hot girl dancing up to me: Holy shit..those moves are fucking bad ass. they are so sick and wicked..they rule me: thanks :) hot girl: you seem so intune with your body andthe music..its like youre on a badass drug cocktail but from the looks of you youve never been cool enough to do drugs even once me: thats right hot girl: it must have been so hard to learn to dance like that. im so impressed me: really all i did was post on bloard.com., which is kind of like an offsite for weird twitter. whats weird twitter? ah - youre in for a treat. its like all these people who are so ironic and cool and self aware and shite go onto the social media site twitter and instead of posting like a total sheeple w/ tweets like "im loving this normal person thing ^-^" they post badass high irony level stuff like "i are lurving teh nermal person ting o_O". youd love it hot girl: wow..woah. that sound so cool. hey you want to have gay sex. me:*looking at my iWatch* id <3 2 but i really cant. i have to go home and remember my bloard pass word and post for the first time in 4 months and get a handful of views from my fellow bloarders and one like which is from my alt account. hot girl" wow.that sounds really kewl, mind if i come ovwer and join you ;) ya actually - me
- trying to get my tulpa to join bloard
- whats up my fellow bloarders. its me your old friend "f", poster of the most upvoted bloard post i for the first week of this site. anyone know my password? thank you.
- [quote=Snooby;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fdoing-the-bloard-dance%2Fposts%2F3010] I'm gay [/quote] [quote=online_homies;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fdoing-the-bloard-dance%2Fposts%2F3009] I'm gay [/quote] glad you guys felt comfortable enough to come out to me
- [quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fdoing-the-bloard-dance%2Fposts%2F2982] the real bloard dance [youtube]https://youtu.be/_UVfqA_2pcA[/youtube] [/quote] cool
- me: welcome to my humble a bloard respectful guest: abode you mean. me: nope. i ,mean a bloard. respectful guest: uhh...are you stupid or something? are you just incredibly goddamn dumb as rocks? its pronounced abode dude. me: its pronounced a bloard. i posted 3 times on it last year and i just started posting on it agian. you can check out my posts at a bloard.com respectful guest: oh shit. you were talking about bloard.com. i thought you were talking about abode me: why would i be talking about an abode 😫. jesus christ...
- please help me. i need to post on blaord with my original account..the aptly named f
- [quote=bloardman;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fcycling-bikes-and-shit%2Fposts%2F3040] i ryde a tricycle LOL <- typical bloard fucktard [/quote] lmfao
- im being sincere
- take a seat. i'll make us some tea. what do you want? ah - bloard tea it is, then! bl0ard!
- my secret weapon is having fun :) lolll
- me and my friends all reading bloard posts in my home theater relaxin in bean bags smoking up some bloards