Rough idea outline: Frankenstein drinking Jizz, but he drinks too much and gets pregnant. Need to make it relevant to today's political climate. Possibly say something about guns.

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actually. i have this cool talent where the water usage in my house isnt metred as the council wouldve had to dig up part of the driveway to install a water metre which would’ve cost them loads of money so they just left us with no metre, saving loads of money for us so yeah, i guess you could say im pretty talented 😎 EDIT: other two talents 1) juggling (one ball) 2) chef

i just read hillips’ posts, so now i shall throw up

yeah i saw one and it was you

I'm using mammal brain to excrete my fecal matter in the street without feeling guilty

I. AM. GOD....!

Trouble! On the toilet

i am simply retarded of this

[quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fdoing-the-bloard-dance%2Fposts%2F4176] I had a good time. I canoed around a lake!!!!! [/quote] whats his name

FUCK OFF GRANDMA!! [img]https://i.ytimg.com/vi/QnX_mQ9apu8/hqdefault.jpg[/img]

i’m bloardman

You are my toilet. And it's time for me to piss.

email address: rowan.atkinson55@hotmail.com password: !mrbean!

hey I love you guys. you're good to me

lol dont make jam out of fish that sounds like.... gross as hell lol

5 angels caught on video tape [img]https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Kc92S9IAgf0/maxresdefault.jpg[/img] does this look sexy to you?????? source: 38 years phtoographing angels

[img]https://i.imgur.com/ghCojFv.png[/img] huh....

(i open my mouth as wide as i can) "toilet"

Business accounts .... Domestic monetary currency ... Powerful pederast... Estimate offshore quantity thousand millions

there’s no such thing as a good morning !

ey whadup bloard its ya main man moog out here hopin everybody has a goold old 4/20 day may the ganga be loud and the purp be aggressive.! its like i always say smoke that GREEN until you die haha vapers unite 🔥📠 what are you weeders toking on today? note: i do not endlulge in the consumption of marijuna nor do i condone its use due to my religion

[quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fawareness_and_activism%2Ftopics%2Fthe-wall%2Fposts%2F7008] yes please. see how polite i’m being? the canada is rubbing off on me. [/quote] what a coincidence, I'm rubbing off in canada

👀 👃 👅 -“let me in the army”

i heard a rustle in the bushes but it was merely a pikmin 😞

age is a construct/gender is a construct/romania

[quote=Chernip;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fstay-hydrated%2Fposts%2F10681] Pigfoot needs to shut his trap and let a thirsty bro drink some sand [/quote] listen to this hack if you want to take big sedimentary sips all day long

i had a near death experience and i alm,ost escaped the bloardtrix. i nearly got run over in a parking lot and i woke up in my pod, theres no hope. earth is a barren rock and everyones plugged into this big fucking machine!!!!!

A curse for Jerry: You will need to eat from the Pig's Trough for the rest of the year, with the hogs. A boon for Kingdad42: You are immune to Jerry's Curses.

at the baby department at the hodspital. i am born 2 weeks before him, when we hang out we usually just smile and laugh

i am using the mammal brain to pick up wooden blocks with my fingers and spin them round

[quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fthread-for-swearing%2Fposts%2F6208] new swearword i thought of: jfuck. feel free to use it 😁 [/quote] jfuck your new word

[quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fsmall-claims-bloart%2Fposts%2F12070] I have to go to the bathroom [/quote] overruled

and for the win

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n0mz on teh muffinz

Smurfs wouldn't even make the mother fucking list. Nasty blue fuckers.

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lemme get uhhhhh slice of jerry car trunk car pizza

It's Thursday.