i think that this summer i am going to beat the heat by bloarding more.
EDIT: that's how i will recruit more bloard members. i'll tell them to beat the heat on bloard dot com
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- [img]https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EKz5fa9UUAAyps0?format=png&name=large[/img]
- lol dont make jam out of fish that sounds like.... gross as hell lol
- 5 angels caught on video tape [img]https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Kc92S9IAgf0/maxresdefault.jpg[/img] does this look sexy to you?????? source: 38 years phtoographing angels
- [quote=Chernip;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fstay-hydrated%2Fposts%2F10681] Pigfoot needs to shut his trap and let a thirsty bro drink some sand [/quote] listen to this hack if you want to take big sedimentary sips all day long
- ey whadup bloard its ya main man moog out here hopin everybody has a goold old 4/20 day may the ganga be loud and the purp be aggressive.! its like i always say smoke that GREEN until you die haha vapers unite 🔥📠 what are you weeders toking on today? note: i do not endlulge in the consumption of marijuna nor do i condone its use due to my religion
- i am using the mammal brain to pick up wooden blocks with my fingers and spin them round
- [quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fthread-for-swearing%2Fposts%2F6208] new swearword i thought of: jfuck. feel free to use it 😁 [/quote] jfuck your new word
- [quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fsmall-claims-bloart%2Fposts%2F12070] I have to go to the bathroom [/quote] overruled
- Rough idea outline: Frankenstein drinking Jizz, but he drinks too much and gets pregnant. Need to make it relevant to today's political climate. Possibly say something about guns.
- yeah they’re good, at sucking ass and sucking shit from an ass.
- Good work chappy, this SOB Pigfoot’s got more replies in his thread than mine, we gotta do something!
- I went in to poster's sleep and now that I'm refreshed I found a way out of this mess. by replacing boons with mega curses the aetheric currents will reach equilibrium. RaymondMoist, a curse: your t5 vertebrae will shift 15um to the left causing you almost imperceptible discomfort. Beefsnack, a mega-curse: your asshole will never be exactly clean this year. Showering won't help. It'll be like there's a crayon down there.
- National Association for the Advancement of Bloard People
- i walk up to the registers and drop a fat sack of lug nuts on the counter. "going a need these for my. Secret Project" i have noticed the cashier looking at the nuts with a sort of gleam in his eye. has he ever seen a bag this full? perhaps it is best to give him a moment to process the situation. i leave the store
- i had a near death experience and i alm,ost escaped the bloardtrix. i nearly got run over in a parking lot and i woke up in my pod, theres no hope. earth is a barren rock and everyones plugged into this big fucking machine!!!!!
- i siad good morning to the drive through lady at dunkin donguts this morning but she didnt say anything back she just handed me my drink and closed the window. did she not notice me? got me thinkin maybe im a ghost or something
- hell yea baby!! saturday night bloard is back and better than ev- [img]https://i.imgur.com/DuTTQMm.png[/img]
- Everyone, I want to create a space to share in gratitude. Please respond below with what you’re thankful for. For me: Friends, Bloard, Computer, Music, Loved Ones, and Just Hanging Out
- [img]https://i.imgur.com/aRuOAym.png[/img] sure thing boss
- ☝☺👌 this is the summer i come out of my shell
- [img]https://i.imgur.com/ghCojFv.png[/img] huh....
- "sir, can i ask why you're smoking TWO huge blunts?" "officer, I'm..." *turns to camera* "double jointed" *cop starts breakdancing*
