bitch ass

My life forever altered by a visage appeared in a slice of toast. Mustache. A bulbous nose. A hat, emblazoned with "M." Foretold, truth, in my bread. I spread the word. My wife, apostate, left me. My children, estranged by my "madness." No, my prophecy. Toast taken on pilgrimage to the Vactican. An audience with the Pope. The Pope said: "No Christ, this." I smirk. "Certainly not. Much more." The Pope labels me heretic. I murder him with his hat, continue on with the toast. Prophet.

Under there

420

not now yoshi, one of my PoC friends is calling for me.

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The car decoration that looks like a hockey puck going through th ewindow but instead of a hockey purck it's bloard

Very cool very swag i like it

his fat gut is where he actually stores his propellant

the only powerlifing i do is bringing a big spoonful of banana puddin' up to my gaping puddinhole.

no sleep. just posting.

sometimes the inmates know whats cool and how to keep it fresh, and you simply just have to follow

bemoan my tendonitis

was just informed that if i shit anymore, the shit will legally take over my identity, and I will be classified as shit. the shit's shit. I was not prepared for this, im already being pressured to sign papers to prepare for the transfer of my auto titles.

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Certain people need to be taken care of.... Looking for powerful friends who can lie the out of my problem. Looking for would-be assassins and traitors

Infinity

folks its so hot the hens are laying hard boiled eggs!!!!!!!!

can we get some lunch pics

I saw Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

is it cool if I just spectate

the steve kind that’s what kind! fuck steve. fuck you steve! i’m gonna burn your party down bitch!

with

this is a pretty fucked up thing to say to a guy who smashes that mf plus button on your posts

^^^^ what a f*cking n00blet jesus christ [img]http://twinsdaily.com/uploads/gallery/album_90/gallery_6715_90_4515.jpg[/img]

i got my dick out and i'm celebrating

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whats your favourite kind of train, bloarders and bloardettes? mi ne i sLOCOMOTIVE

getting ready for saturday night bloard... playing jackbox tonight and going to bed early, getting a bit wild

yes dear

no???

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thank you toilet man. merry christmas to you too

you're a fraud jerry

[quote=bug%20deal;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F4416] I miss these times... even though he turned out to suck shit... hey! I had a couple GFs since then... yeah Im bi 😁 its cool tho.... things can always be worse... and they were! [/quote] i look to the future with a burning optimism

one day we'll all look back and think on all of our fond memories of all the epic bloard moments we have experienced and we are going to tell stories about it in the nursing home and nobody is ever going to believe it.

Ok let’s try this again except with a boon instead

throwing up a post, thanks for this opportunity :)

i've received really positive feedback about when people say members of hillips's family are shrek, so maybe we could do more of that sort of humor

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