whatcha got all those dang boobies for?

[quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fawareness_and_activism%2Ftopics%2Fbloarder-of-the-month%2Fposts%2F13526] i got my dick out and i'm celebrating [/quote] is it still out? winters coming and i dont want it to get cold.

[quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fitsgood%2Ftopics%2Fgarnering%2Fposts%2F2493] what about garnering criticism? [/quote] its good. the only way we learn is thru our mistakes.

What the fuck is a bloard oh my god

Yikes 😬

This is so true OP. I am also Single.

i love threads with original content

zoinks! (insern cartoom soundds)

Do u guys think that plop is short for plapadop

"If a man be skalt on his members or his yerd, lay the powder thereon." I remember like 8 guys who used to post this all the time. I also remember 3 guys who moved to south dakota and opened a cafe together

is it saturday night i can't even tell anymore

I played Uncharted 4 after I got home from work. It's really late for me and I probably won't wake up until 5pm. That's the Kingdad life for you.

[quote=saptapadi;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fgummy-bears-or-gummy-cokes-or-other%2Fposts%2F6598] hmm remember that time you ate a really rubbery gross fried egg and the yolk had already solidified ? well we made a candy to memorialize that. enjoy [/quote] i have never eaten a rubbery fried egg

i'm here for this in 2018

[quote=Swann;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fhey-guys-check-out-this-image-i-just-found%2Fposts%2F803] See you fucks somewhere maybe but I won't even know its you unless in one of those backyard music videos with the killer guitar solo on that james taylor or buffalo springfield videos balls deep cunts then I might see you[/quote] Yeah!! I've put a lot of effort in trying to make my writing clearer, and i'd say it's much better so you can imagine how obfuscated it was when I began. ok, just to make sure: I'll see you maybe, but wait, I don't know what any of you look like, unless you're in one of those home movie videos in the chill tune thread, then I might see you and recognize you. JOOP!!! HELP!!!!!!!!

that's cool yoshifanatic1488

good call. if you were a dusseldork id have to beat you up.

good morning

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[quote=kim_jong_skillz;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F6657] i'm hating a lot of the stupid shit i see on twitter im not sure if im just being bitter but these freaks are pissing me off [/quote] case in point why i'm only rarely on social media at all. it's entirely hair-graying if you're high in personality trait neuroticism like me. 95th percentile right here. very bad stuff.

nog nog noggin own heavens doowah hey hey hey hey yeah

its good

[quote=joop;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F3375] I've never worn a belt [/quote] Dafuk?

pretty badass

about to have at it

Mmm mother give unto me the milk of thine teat, goo goo. SoBe

[img]http://i.imgur.com/JSLcaej.jpg[/img] just a shower thought i had. could be seen as pretty deep Meh... make of this what you will...

alright bitch finished: Jaynes -- Origin of Consciousness in the Breakdown of the Bicameral Mind Gaddis -- Recognitions (basically) Joyce -- Portrait of Artist as Young Man Ferrante -- My Brilliant Friend Pound -- ABC of Reading still working on: Francois Villon -- Poesies (translating myself into Eng so it's slow) Adorno -- Dialectic of Enlightenment Weinberger -- An Elemental Thing George Eliot -- Middlemarch what are YOU reading ??

the thought of standing up makes me glad i'm lying down

hewlp im drowning ! lmao ----☺

skipping lunch in 10th grade to play mother 3 on my phone emulator and then eating junk food at the gas station after school was fairly chill

[quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2Fweird_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fgaze-into-my-chunky-crystal-ball%2Fposts%2F11589] hmm? oh i see no one has added toilet man to secret_bloard yet [/quote] What the ..

eww gorss

[quote=Mister%20Spigetti;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fnew-meme-exe%2Fposts%2F4111] bloard top posts bloards Mister Spigetti homegbsnew meme.exe Avatar slow learner 0 Me at work: Decoherence does not generate actual wave function collapse. It only provides an explanation for the observation of wave function collapse, as the quantum nature of the system "leaks" into the environment. That is, components of the wavefunction are decoupled from a coherent system, and acquire phases from their immediate surroundings. A total superposition of the global or universal wavefunction still exists (and remains coherent at the global level), but its ultimate fate remains an interpretational issue. Specifically, decoherence does not attempt to explain the measurement problem. Rather, decoherence provides an explanation for the transition of the system to a mixture of states that seem to correspond to those states observers perceive. Moreover, our observation tells us that this mixture looks like a proper quantum ensemble in a measurement situation, as we observe that measurements lead to the "realization" of precisely one state in the "ensemble". me on bloard: gibing a +1 in memory of Swann LOL 15 days ago quote Avatar Mister Spigetti 0 Me at work: Decoherence does not generate actual wave function collapse. It only provides an explanation for the observation of wave function collapse, as the quantum nature of the system "leaks" into the environment. That is, components of the wavefunction are decoupled from a coherent system, and acquire phases from their immediate surroundings. A total superposition of the global or universal wavefunction still exists (and remains coherent at the global level), but its ultimate fate remains an interpretational issue. Specifically, decoherence does not attempt to explain the measurement problem. Rather, decoherence provides an explanation for the transition of the system to a mixture of states that seem to correspond to those states observers perceive. Moreover, our observation tells us that this mixture looks like a proper quantum ensemble in a measurement situation, as we observe that measurements lead to the "realization" of precisely one state in the "ensemble". me on bloard: gibing a +1 in memory of Swann LOL 15 days ago quoteeditdelete Avatar coward 1 *liam gallagher voice* dont fucking talk about foundations of physics on bloard dickhead 15 days ago quote Avatar haunted_shrub 8 me at work: i can't wait to browse bloard later. its good and everyone there is smart and good looking too. me on bload: i would kill a kid for a single +1 11 days ago quote Avatar dereklaserbeam 1 I can’t get this thread to run on my mac 10 days ago quote Avatar wowneat 1 HEY MORTY *BRRRAAAAPP* WE NEED TO MAKE A NEW MEME *BBRRRRRRRTTTT* 10 days ago quote Avatar hillips 2 wowneat posted: HEY MORTY *BRRRAAAAPP* WE NEED TO MAKE A NEW MEME *BBRRRRRRRTTTT* 9 days ago quote Avatar wowneat 2 hillips posted: To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. 9 days ago quote Avatar kingdad42 3 wowneat posted: To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Yeah I read that too. Are you gonna plagiarize the whole thing for us? Do you have any thoughts of your own on this matter? Is that your thing? You come into a thread, you copy some obscure passage and then paste it off as your own idea just to impress some of your "crew" and downvote my friend? See the sad thing about a guy like you is that in 50 years you're gonna start doing some thinking on your own and you're gonna come up with the fact that there are two certainties in life One, you are a talentless and unoriginal hack. And two, you wasted time trying to post other people's thoughts as your own while you could've been honing your skills to be actually creative instead of a thoughtless loser with a paste fetish. I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns. 7 days ago quote Avatar slow learner 0 kingdad42 posted: Yeah I read that too. Are you gonna plagiarize the whole thing for us? Do you have any thoughts of your own on this matter? Is that your thing? You come into a thread, you copy some obscure passage and then paste it off as your own idea just to impress some of your "crew" and downvote my friend? See the sad thing about a guy like you is that in 50 years you're gonna start doing some thinking on your own and you're gonna come up with the fact that there are two certainties in life One, you are a talentless and unoriginal hack. And two, you wasted time trying to post other people's thoughts as your own while you could've been honing your skills to be actually creative instead of a thoughtless loser with a paste fetish. I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns. lmfao a day ago quote homegbsnew meme.exe Reply supported bbcode tags: url, youtube, quote, b, img [/quote] not reading this

F*ck crapitalism [img]http://i.imgur.com/vvG56Ec.png[/img]

see post title. civilized debate only. see sticky for logical fallacies worth avoiding (unless you desire ignominy!). best of luck to you all ...you will certainly need it ~~~~~ //jad //slow_learner //gameboy should be renamed 'gayboi' //"Don Vito Corleone: 'I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.'" -The Godfather Part 1 (1972) ~~~~~

[quote=slow%20learner;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F12898] i, amsimplyretardedofthis [/quote] quote post

blarpanet was lunched on 4/20/69

[quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F11805] thanks to global warming i’ve already had 8+ inches of snow which means all the ants around my house have died an absolutely awful death due to freezing and starving. i love winter because it means i get 3-4 months of complete ant free living. [/quote] [quote=Bappi%20Barlos;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F11804] the ants will not leave from my home. i tried to prevent but the have control. 11 nests in total. if we don't find a solution we lose this whole area. [/quote] good luck fighting against the hordes my brothers

im running in 2020. my campaign starts here