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- [quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fthereisnogod%2Ftopics%2Fgod-is-real%2Fposts%2F5836] i dont get number 2. [/quote] its what op's post is!
- Hey bloarders. I suppose you're wondering why I'm back to blogging on this website. I'll answer that later so just forget about it for now. In the meantime we need to discuss some serious matters. This administration has given me such blue balls that I've decided that I should start asking more philosophical questions to fill the void in my heart, my god hole. Puss won't work so i've resorted to Phish instead. Let me know what your favorite jams are. You know I can't go wrong with a 10-31-94 Reba or a 12-29-97 Tube. And don't give me that 1.0, 2.0, 3.0 bs either. They are where they are as a band as a result of all of their past actions. I prefer just to think of their progress as a smooth timeline, despite the break-ups. If I were to entertain that idea I think that 3.0 is as pure as you can get, such clean and fun jamming. So glad Trey got clean. I'll see you all at Hershey
- reading bobby fischer teaches chess except i spilt water on it so now its drying
- [quote=slow%20learner;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fno-bullshit-only-bloardshit-let-s-go-baby%2Fposts%2F10048] UPDATE: MY WIFE HAS AN ACCOUNT ON BLOARD. SHE GOES UNDER THE USERNAME: "kingdad42" PLEASE ADVISE [/quote] MY WIFE
- I've been nauseated the whole day looking at twitter. I don't recognize what's happening. It's disorienting and awful and has made me feel angry and sick
- there is no way to tell a woman to stop talking during a movie without them taking it as a crushing blow to their psyche
- that program is fake. all the food on it is fake as well. the judges bite into big lumps of wax and paper and pretend it tastes like a pie or whatever. that shit probably tastes awful in real life. i thought everybody knew about this
- I don't know how you guys feel about this?
- username: Big Birder password: bloard1
- ah, turns out that was actually wowneat whispering in my ear. fuckin prankster
- Hello, welcome to dad bloard. The bloard for all dads. Dads of what? You may be asking. Dads of anything. Dogs, cats, bunnies, hell... even human babies. Is this the place to slam fellow bloarders for being dads? Absolutely not. Unless your own dad is on bloard. Could you use this as a forum to vent about how awful your own dad is? Sure, why the hell not! Have fun!
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- I'm all for a programming bloard let's get it poppin my daggerts
- I'm gonna go ahead and agree with little Eric on this one guys. and that's why I'm smashing that mudder flapping plus one on his post so hard that the gorilla glass on my iPad has shattered into a millions pieces.
- the year is 2042 and i need to watch 8 different 4-way splitscreen sludge content videos simultaneously on 4 giant fucking vertical monitors so my brain can scrape together just enough dopamine to allow me to focus for two fucking seconds so thar i can click over to bloard.com to peep the new flail pics in the fucking flial thread../ and here we are, still tryingh to figure out how to post fucikng links😤😌😴
- I'm taking a little bit of Christmas Cheer for myself anyways.
- [quote=Mister%20Spigetti;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F11813] Here's something that's been onmy mind almost constantly for the past couple years: I don't really like ants all that much [/quote] speak on it, king. teach these devils
- [quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fwednesday-favorites-list%2Fposts%2F2081] hey derek, get a load of this wednesday favorite... [img]https://ton.twitter.com/1.1/ton/data/dm/825270414083444740/825270401123037184/COwMwKh5.jpg:large[/img] [/quote] vile weed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- good morning i eight a egg
