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- Here's your one free tip from me and the only kind words you'll ever hear from me if you don't heed it: Post in Horny bloard if your a winner, don't if you're a loser
- why everyone hate me huh?! come on!! im here now! fight me!! get it on !!
- im doing short runs every day but now my legs just hurt so i might try and find a cool workout on the nyt blogs section
- so i was downstairs in the kitchen, and i go over to the counter where there's a bottle of peanuts. i love peanuts. i eat way too many peanuts by the way, they make me fart, and i plan to cut down. anyway. so i go over to the peanuts and already as i'm reaching my arm out for the peanuts i know i'm also going to want a nice glass of ice-cold 'gua. but the peanuts are in my hand and i'm like okay well i'll just unscrew them right now so that later, after i've gotten the water, i will be spared the labor, and i won't have to worry about unscrewing the lid of the peanuts the whole time i'm pouring out the cold clear liquid we know as water. so i unscrew the lid and leave it perched on the top of the peanuts bottle. then i get the water and pour it and i set it down on the table. then i go back to the peanuts and well would you, would you fucking believe it i grab the peanut bottle by the lid, completely forgetting the time i already took to unscrew it, and the whole thing spills right over the edge of the counter. peanuts cascade everywhere, at least half a bottle. it's a large bottle. and i have to sweep up the peanuts and then i have to go over the floor with a soapy rag because you know how oily those peanuts are, and simply swiping a dry paper towel across the surface of the kitchen floor will not suffice, not for me anyhow. anyway i decided not to eat any peanuts.
- [quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fhappy-birthday-dereklaserbeam%2Fposts%2F7917] Derek, happy birthday. To celebrate I got bug deal to post you a special birthday greeting in your birthday thread [/quote] Itβs what Iβve always wanted. Thank you so much!
- [quote=DavidNeiny;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fmy-new-flail-thread%2Fposts%2F13844] <a href=https://tem4ikbrawlstars.kzpost.info/mq6ttY-knIqfZ68/spiderman-bridge-stunt-racing-challenge-with-superheroes-captain-america-batman-black-adam-thor.html><img src="https://i.ytimg.com/vi/cMzS-l9Sm5I/hqdefault.jpg"></a> Spiderman Bridge Stunt Racing Challenge with Superheroes- Captain America, Batman, Black <a href=https://tem4ikbrawlstars.kzpost.info/mq6ttY-knIqfZ68/spiderman-bridge-stunt-racing-challenge-with-superheroes-captain-america-batman-black-adam-thor.html>Adam,</a> Thor [/quote] bullshit garbage video all LIES spiderman never drove a blue car and he wouldnt ever drive pink TRUCK i dont know where you got this from but it not true never happened like that pink truck was kinda cool though
- i could give this sight a stimulus, i just need access to the main frame. crush
- Pretty messed up. Solid line of logic you've established there, I'll run it by my people and we'll see what we can do about it. This could be big.
- that sucks. everyone says deep breathing helps, but sometimes it's hard to work yourself down once you get to that point
- [quote=slow%20learner;%2Fbloards%2Fgym_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fwelcum-to-gym-bloard%2Fposts%2F1563] what's your fav/least fav vegetable? [/quote] most fav veggie: the marvelous banana least fav veggie: the dreaded onion
- Iβm remembering a simpler time on bloard. Where ppl made posts and replied to posts and generally... you know... posted. What a great time we had back then. βΊοΈ
- dad got mad at me pouring bleach into all the holes in the walls b/c it "ruins the paint" . surely making the ant entryways inhospitable is a worthy cause>
- ππ Hi everyone. Hillips here! This thread is a place to workshop your posts before you post them in other threads, if you don't think they're ready to be "out in the open" just yet. Here you can refine your ideas so that you can get the most +s you can. This is a judgement free zone, so please try and give constructive, helpful feedback to other posters and respect their opinions. Don't be afraid of embarassing yourself- [i]there are no wrong answers![/i] If we work together, we can make the best posts we possibly can and have a super fun time doing so! ππ ok i was thinkning of doing some fart jokes y/n?? answer me you whores
- in the land of the bloard the one eyed bloard king
- [quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fitsgood%2Ftopics%2Fplaying-with-my-buds-in-the-sand-box-having-a-good-time%2Fposts%2F3795] i built a Sand Castle _ / |_| \ / ~ /_____ π©|_|_____\ [/quote] I fucken stomped on your little "castle" dude π
- Thanks so much for throwing some posts up guys, I loved reading them!
- i was using the computer very intensely last night, so i have massive bags under my eyes plus i forgot to shave this morning, or i just couldnt be bothered, anyway im at work and i just had an energy drink. sorry about all the fucked up arms you guys have. anyway, i'd better get back to my spreadsheets
- Are you tired of being skinny-fat? Are you tired of just being regular fat? [img]https://www.corehealthproducts.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/Skinny-Fat-banner.png[/img] If YOU want to become a lean, strong, well-oiled machine, then try taking chickpea supplements from my studio, Big Boy Workouts in order to be come a stronger, healthier you. It only costs one thousand dollars a month, and you'll be on the road to being a big and powerful hummus-powered machine!!
- [quote=toilet%20man;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fthe-posting-on-bloard-thread%2Fposts%2F11357] I just posted on bloard. It was in the Thread for swearing. [/quote] you're such a p*tty mouth
- [youtube]https://youtu.be/NLb8jWYvYmU[/youtube] try as i might i cant stop shackin my ass
- that program is fake. all the food on it is fake as well. the judges bite into big lumps of wax and paper and pretend it tastes like a pie or whatever. that shit probably tastes awful in real life. i thought everybody knew about this
- bloard does not negotiate with terrorists *drops mic* ββΊ