you awake... in a dungeon cell. the walls floor and ceiling are cold slimy stone! in the cell is a thin blanket, some nasty bones and a big bucket that you were drinking the water from until the guy in the cell next to you said you really shouldnt be doing that. you think you could fit through the bars if you wiggled hard enough! what do you do... SERIOUS RP ONLY NONSERIOUS RESPONSES WILL NOT BE CONSIDERED AND YOUR BLOARD USER'S NAME WILL BE ADDED TO A LIST,

question: do I have to go to the bathroom, or am i presently relieved? j/w

>take slime (ooc: i've got an idea)

you grab a handful of the unbecoming floor snot and look at it... it's all green and nasty. you can see your reflection in it, you look like crap!! judging by your unkempt facial hair you must have been in here for a long time. you stow away the glossy opaque ooze in your loincloth. the moistness you feel around your genital area reminds you that you really have to go to the bathroom, but there's no bathroom in your cell... maybe its time for a daring escape !

>decide to stay in cell for 50 more years

OK! Sounds good, so adventurers please join me in 50 years when we're done chilling out in our cell. Great job to everyone who played! this turned out to be a pretty bad idea for a thread so it'll be good to have some time to think it over.