I'm reading a book of short stories by Tolstoy, Leo. It's a small book and they're short stories. But they're good too. π
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- Thanks it's all better now
- [youtube]https://youtu.be/NLb8jWYvYmU[/youtube] try as i might i cant stop shackin my ass
- Ponyo is good she is asleep under a blanket on the couch. I'm also "ok". Will update tomorrow if anything changes
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- [quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fforgot-to-mention-i-once-again-did-not-go-to-the-oscars%2Fposts%2F10397] hi chernip [/quote] Whatβs up Jerry
- [quote=meowkittens6;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F12261] yesterday I threw up all over myself at a diner :) [/quote] oh hell yeah
- that sucks. everyone says deep breathing helps, but sometimes it's hard to work yourself down once you get to that point
- [quote=orgamecha;%2Fbloards%2FBook_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fwelcome-to-book-bloard%2Fposts%2F5586] your diary [/quote] β
- Epic win Lowesβ’. Get on bloard
- i was using the computer very intensely last night, so i have massive bags under my eyes plus i forgot to shave this morning, or i just couldnt be bothered, anyway im at work and i just had an energy drink. sorry about all the fucked up arms you guys have. anyway, i'd better get back to my spreadsheets
- Love that Bobb. Fuck them Bobs when both wrap your dick. Bobb plus vago?! Whoa moma
- just plaped a huge batch of hames myself. jeremy said the weathers gonna be rough the next few days so i had to plan in advance.
- Are you tired of being skinny-fat? Are you tired of just being regular fat? [img]https://www.corehealthproducts.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/Skinny-Fat-banner.png[/img] If YOU want to become a lean, strong, well-oiled machine, then try taking chickpea supplements from my studio, Big Boy Workouts in order to be come a stronger, healthier you. It only costs one thousand dollars a month, and you'll be on the road to being a big and powerful hummus-powered machine!!
- in the land of the bloard the one eyed bloard king
- how come no one has posted their beanbag in a while? cmon fellas, let's see those scrotes!!!
- I'm gonna go ahead and agree with little Eric on this one guys. and that's why I'm smashing that mudder flapping plus one on his post so hard that the gorilla glass on my iPad has shattered into a millions pieces.
- Dark Chocolate (healthy version of choc.) + Peanut Butter (healing properties). This is Vegan and Gluten-Free, so it's pretty much the Golden Ticket to Good Health.
- Here's your one free tip from me and the only kind words you'll ever hear from me if you don't heed it: Post in Horny bloard if your a winner, don't if you're a loser
- why everyone hate me huh?! come on!! im here now! fight me!! get it on !!
- so i was downstairs in the kitchen, and i go over to the counter where there's a bottle of peanuts. i love peanuts. i eat way too many peanuts by the way, they make me fart, and i plan to cut down. anyway. so i go over to the peanuts and already as i'm reaching my arm out for the peanuts i know i'm also going to want a nice glass of ice-cold 'gua. but the peanuts are in my hand and i'm like okay well i'll just unscrew them right now so that later, after i've gotten the water, i will be spared the labor, and i won't have to worry about unscrewing the lid of the peanuts the whole time i'm pouring out the cold clear liquid we know as water. so i unscrew the lid and leave it perched on the top of the peanuts bottle. then i get the water and pour it and i set it down on the table. then i go back to the peanuts and well would you, would you fucking believe it i grab the peanut bottle by the lid, completely forgetting the time i already took to unscrew it, and the whole thing spills right over the edge of the counter. peanuts cascade everywhere, at least half a bottle. it's a large bottle. and i have to sweep up the peanuts and then i have to go over the floor with a soapy rag because you know how oily those peanuts are, and simply swiping a dry paper towel across the surface of the kitchen floor will not suffice, not for me anyhow. anyway i decided not to eat any peanuts.