I went in to poster's sleep and now that I'm refreshed I found a way out of this mess. by replacing boons with mega curses the aetheric currents will reach equilibrium. RaymondMoist, a curse: your t5 vertebrae will shift 15um to the left causing you almost imperceptible discomfort. Beefsnack, a mega-curse: your asshole will never be exactly clean this year. Showering won't help. It'll be like there's a crayon down there.