My latest idea is to get a big celebrity like Art Garfunkel to make a marriage proposal on bloard.com. Just think of the publicity following this - Art Garfunkel Proposes To Long-Time Sweetheart On Bloard.com and other similar headlines on prime time news broadcasts across the world, causing unheard of amounts of viewers to ask themselves the question: What exactly is bloard.com anyways? This question will be carried to the family dinner table, and then eventually into the streets, schoolhouses, and office buildings that we've all come to know and love. People across the globe coming together with a newfound sense of community and adventure, all hoping to decipher the great riddle of what is that website that Art Garfunkel used to make such a beautiful proposal for marriage? Close friends and family members of Art Garfunkel will, of course, be the first to hear from the man himself about the beauty and purity of bloard.com along with all of the bloards inside it that he has had the pleasure to explore. First, Art Garfunkel will describe his experience in gbs, the entry point for all bloard users and the top quality content and riffs that he discovered, ironic or otherwise. His journey will then take him through the rest of the bloards that are often more specialized but no less abundant in content for those who wish to find it. Gym bloard, book bloard, gym and book bloard, Horny bloard, and even the reclusive secret bloard have all revealed their wonders to him, causing him to want to use this medium to propose to his girlfriend that they should get married. Following this vivid description of the magic of bloard.com from Art Garfunkel, the bloard proposer himself, his closest loved ones will go out into the world to tell everyone to log on and live the experience for themselves. What exactly is bloard.com, you ask? We jsut shoot the shit on there