i rend the ass with my veiny hands

[quote=Chernip;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fno-new-posts%2Fposts%2F10768] How do you post pics on here [/quote] you cant we are all just really good at ascii art. every pic on here was just made with full stops and backslashes and shit

2020 fashion should be dropping your pants and rubbing your ass on everything

theyre making new bees??

[quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fall-i-can-think-about-is-lunch%2Fposts%2F12797] im outside rioting bc jerry didnt get his enchilada. theres a bunch of people out here and we're all pissed [/quote] burn it down man, burn it all down!!!

[quote=toilet%20man;%2Fbloards%2Ftghe%2Ftopics%2Ffaces-of-bloard%2Fposts%2F10893] [img]http://s3.hulkshare.com/song_images/original/b/0/1/b012cae996a2ee69a6267472d5616f5f.jpg?dd=1511292789[/img] [/quote] wow toilet man you freshen up pretty good, looking sharp

wish i had a truck to nut up

[quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fdr-moogs-healing-and-restoration-services%2Fposts%2F10953] ah yes i have had many patients with this same problem, quite tricky for the unacquainted doctor to remedy... luckily you are in competent hands! our best option is to remove a few large bones to make room for all that blood. now let me just grab my surgical tool and we may begin the extraction [img]https://static1.squarespace.com/static/56ec6a20a3360c829bb43d62/t/593aded3ff7c509a9df6e6e0/1497030364288/[/img] [/quote] thank you very much doctor, can i have a post surgery sticker too?

its winter all the ants are DEAD CRY MORE pro ant LOSERS

yer partner lets see them nurts.. post up them truck nurts fer all us fellas to see and laugh at 🤠 [img]http://theballreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/truck-nuts.jpg[/img]

it-its fuckin. its fucken toad time baby yeahh

2 pussies

Fuck Her Right Imn The Pussy!

[quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-hardware-store-rp%2Fposts%2F10515] (I flash my badge and pull out my nightstick) big mistake, criminal [/quote] sorry officer didnt realise 😳 thatll be $13 for the snickers with the emergency services discount

[quote=wowneat;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-hardware-store-rp%2Fposts%2F10691] One Hog Hammer For Pounding Hogs Please [/quote] absolutely have this one on the house

no sleep. just posting.

i look at the camera. the crowd laughs, the credits roll. the terrifying charade is over. [img]https://i.imgur.com/9qkyjwG.png[/img]

what...?

the biscotti policy: that biscotti guy is banned from my nightclub, asshole , grabbing crotches, chests and asses

when its hot i sigh and pant, in a very provocative and sexual manner

hell yeah man time for milky ‘ s

[quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-hardware-store-rp%2Fposts%2F10423] yall gotany jobs [/quote] yes we need a guy to spin the sign around, its a big arrow with "famous traveling hardware store, known in 30 states and approved by the FDA, we sell hammers, tools and saws. next left turn" written on it. we expect you to be able to spin this sign with incredible speed and dexterity

[quote=Mister%20Spigetti;%2Fbloards%2Fweird_bloard%2Ftopics%2Ffour-letter-words-only%2Fposts%2F11786] Just seen this: Look upon four part word page name. Name have word with more than four part. What hell? [/quote] holy shit .... this true

[quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fi-am-now-the-bloard-president%2Fposts%2F13380] I'm still president. [/quote] dcongrats!! when are you due, lol.

*the beast approaches*

post in here whenever you post on bloard

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpRG9EmFfYU[/youtube] [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NlUe-4GFsk]:)[/url]

[quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-hardware-store-rp%2Fposts%2F10520] Thank you so much. Law abiding citizens like you are the backbone of our quiet community. [/quote] thanks officer, do not mind these two. in fact i advise you to arrest them immediately

it is Gaia. AKA "mother earth" blasting cum because of the hot pics. you must be very spiritually connected with nature :)

[quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2FGameing%2Ftopics%2Fi-will-write-you-d-d-character-sheet%2Fposts%2F9990] wow rail road much? i wanted to get creative with the hobbit murders... whatever... i shoot myself in the fucking face [/quote] *you roll 3, the bullet bounces off your chin and hits you in the foot*

[quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2FGameing%2Ftopics%2Fi-will-write-you-d-d-character-sheet%2Fposts%2F9987] I head north to hobbit village. before i arrive i lock my tweets and turn off notifcations, and i smear some of funzo's remains on my face, two long vertical funzo lines under my eyes like the wolf princess from princess mononoke [/quote] (you approach the village and see a small hobbit playing in the shrub. in a matter of minutes they are all dead and jack from twitter has slapped a big ban on your account as screenshots of you knifing an elderly hobbit leaked on to twitter)

i like ant day where all the ants come out and fly away. i like pouring a kettle of boiling water all over them so they die.

[img]https://i.imgur.com/jrFYBCN.jpg[/img]

[quote=Chernip;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-new-hardware-store-across-the-street%2Fposts%2F10483] This spool of Solder has the Pigfoot Insignia... I’d recognize it anywhere... that of a Child Sitting in it’s Own Doodoo...! Where did this come from! [/quote] damn right its my solder, doesnt have any lead in it like the solder from that damn other store

don't be scared to fill it....,

what about users who never even posted? like [url=https://bloard.com/users/omar]omar?[/url]

i saw this post 2 days after halloween which has made it even more terrifying

[youtube]https://youtu.be/8sgfscg06nk[/youtube]

hey tell us about any cool crimes you comitted so i can make sure i dont accidentally tell the police. not like i talk to the police often or anything haha freakin pigs amiright haha

im a postbender. my element is posts and i am in full control of them