[quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fi-am-now-the-bloard-president%2Fposts%2F13380]
I'm still president.
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dcongrats!! when are you due, lol.
pigfoot_vermont
***MESSAGE FROM THE MODS: DO NOT BE MEAN TO THIS USER, THEY WILL CRY***
- [quote=toilet%20man;%2Fbloards%2Ftghe%2Ftopics%2Ffaces-of-bloard%2Fposts%2F10893] [img]http://s3.hulkshare.com/song_images/original/b/0/1/b012cae996a2ee69a6267472d5616f5f.jpg?dd=1511292789[/img] [/quote] wow toilet man you freshen up pretty good, looking sharp
- not a bumper sticker but a little sign you can hang on your door handle that says “BEWARE BLOARDER AT WORK”
- [quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fmy-new-flail-thread%2Fposts%2F12438] i'm going to buy a gun and shoot my modem if pigfoot actually gets a flail today [/quote] bad news.... pics soon
- i saw this post 2 days after halloween which has made it even more terrifying
- what i like about kevin sport is that his links actually work. unlike nathan kip, who is clearly a fucking idiot
- [quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fno-new-posts%2Fposts%2F10782] King dad would never utter those words of resignation. He’s a strong brave man who slays minotaurs [/quote] not man, ape
- dreamed i sneezed and died and then i woke up. ive just sneezed so ill update you all on my own impending death as the day progresses
- reading bobby fischer teaches chess except i spilt water on it so now its drying
- [quote=Phage;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fsmall-claims-bloart%2Fposts%2F12006] I’d like to claim something smaller than an ant [/quote] the only thing smaller than an ant is half an ant.
- beefsnack you have got 4 strength. 6 intelligence and 5 charisma every go you can move 2 feet if you roll above a 3 and can move 20 feet if you roll under 3 (due to having funny crazy slinky legs) your alignment is chaotic good you your personality is having a crocodile mouth with sharp teeth, everyone is impressed by that incredible crocodile jaw and its mighty biting, giving you +4 to charisma your bond is the eastern gnome village you love all the gnomes and their village and are sworn to defend them. your flaws are that being made of raw meat, crows and foxes will follow you around hoping for a snack
- [quote=RaymondMoist;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fcool-movies%2Fposts%2F10114] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJfBaXhmrzc [/quote] you expect us to believe this shit? You really think we would believe some sh*t like "red paint comes from rocks" or that they sent paint into space?? this film is ridiculous
- hey tell us about any cool crimes you comitted so i can make sure i dont accidentally tell the police. not like i talk to the police often or anything haha freakin pigs amiright haha
- [quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-hardware-store-rp%2Fposts%2F10425] hey sir I am looking for some metal screens for a project I am working on. I'd also like some candy bars if you have any.. I'm thinking like those snickers ones with peanut butter? do you know the kind I mean? [/quote] [img]https://i.imgur.com/evBN4Di.jpg[/img] thats $15 please
- [quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2Fmath%2Ftopics%2Fwelcome-to-the-number-forum%2Fposts%2F13356] careful dude that's elon's account [/quote] i am bloard's martyr!!!!
- im not even here for the posts. i hate posts id prefer it if bloard was some giant pale green void with no posts i just like bloar dand all the users. not the posts.
- [quote=meatbot;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fthread-for-swearing%2Fposts%2F7928] big ole meat orbs [/quote] very on brand
- weetabix with raisins and oats and possibly banana. and on saturdays i have 1 croissant with that :)
- here in the pasta thread to say my favourite pasta is thread pasta, aka the good old spagetty
- [quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2FHorny_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fwhat-get-s-your-thang-going%2Fposts%2F12307] i showed hentai to pigfoots mom an she was hootin an hollerinhg [/quote] thanks man, you made her day :)
- im doing short runs every day but now my legs just hurt so i might try and find a cool workout on the nyt blogs section
- [quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fawareness_and_activism%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-catalog-for-bloard-points-redemptions%2Fposts%2F10792] I was checking out the joop branded barbells but the shipping is outrageous [/quote] you gotta pay the price to get biceps like joop
- i think its so funny that elon musk tricked all his fans into thinking theyll get to go to space but realistically its just going to be elon, his gf, a load of rich people, kanye west and rick from rick and morty
- bloard does not negotiate with terrorists *drops mic* ☝☺
- has the cake been made yet? if so could i have some please, if not ihateyouihateyouihateyouihateyou what the fuck youvemade me soangry