hog god

jerry can i have one please

LOCK THE THREAD!!!! LOCK THE THREAD QUICK!!

goub

im running in 2020. my campaign starts here

can i be in your divorce selfie?

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guys dont believe it. this post is a mirage theres not actually any water here just a load of sand dunes

im feeling its gonna be a strong 3am tonight

[quote=Bappi%20Barlos;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ffunny-and-sexy-joker-moments%2Fposts%2F12104] when joking said "are you serious" i was like yeah and turned the tv off [/quote] good point bappi, if the joker isnt going to take the movie seriously why should I?

lol ill sniff ur pee if you sniff mine

can t see shit whsts going on? is this the pissin thread?

a few of the geico cavemen bloarded i think

[quote=orgamecha;%2Fbloards%2Fweird_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fgaze-into-my-chunky-crystal-ball%2Fposts%2F11310] whoa... i can see... @__@ kingdad42 taking a bath? hold on OP this crystal ball is just one of your polished turds [/quote] right thats it im putting a curse on you. [img]https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-LiCOmKfdI7w/WHiHvJVWCUI/AAAAAAAAAV8/FQcVr8uYrx8HSdOSedm1holQmqPzFsoZACLcB/s1600/StylzzZ%2B%2528394%2529.png[/img]

[quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2Fweird_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fgaze-into-my-chunky-crystal-ball%2Fposts%2F11314] will this thing show me where those chicken bones are lodged in my sink pipes [/quote] hmmmmm yes.... the ball knows these pipes. knows them well, these chicken bones require a potion consisting of..... 1 part water 1 part caustic soda 1 frogs liver pour the potion into the sink and wait probably about a day without using the sink and then see if they are gone

derek said there weren't any new posts on here? anyone know if thats true?

[quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2Fweird_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fgaze-into-my-chunky-crystal-ball%2Fposts%2F11633] *getting real close to the crystal* hello... can i can a impossible whopper with medium fries and a boddla wudder and also 6 chicken's nuggets as much bobocue sause as you will give me for free [/quote] its a crystal ball bro it had your order ready before you decided what you even wanted its not bound by linear time. also would you like some ketchup too?

current pisses only please also i am doing one now

lookin like sandhwich lol, got me kinda hungry for that shoe lol

been reading that book about the hobbit. cant remember what its called

no one knows about it we all get paid to post here

i see..... void....

[quote=Chernip;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-new-hardware-store-across-the-street%2Fposts%2F10549] Just gonna spam a few replies to get that sweet 52, bear with me gang [/quote] mods?

deng.

garfield is a celibate buddhist, and i will hear no other answer.

gesundheit

[quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-thread-with-a-no-shirt-policy%2Fposts%2F12089] can we get an update to this oleas [/quote] put just my hoodie back on, shirts going in the wash. technically im still not wearing a shirt

ogre jr

[quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-new-hardware-store-across-the-street%2Fposts%2F10532] I would like to purchase a fucked up claw hand please. I will pay as much as one hundred dollars [/quote] these guy's products will give you a fucked up claw hand alright, dont trust em!

[quote=beefsnack;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fim-beefsnack%2Fposts%2F10069] im pigfoot_vermont [/quote] that guy owes me a dollar

upgrade banjowigwam to at least mid tier, i demand it

like a pair of fuzzy dice

i ve never actually even posted on bloard.

[img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/329947000504057858/484021643673468939/index.jpeg[/img]

new conspiracy: none of the bloard posts are serious and everyones just joking

if bloardman does not submit to my demands i will delete this site

good morning im adulting like a boss and doing the dishes today

classic bloard only for me. bringing it back for the og bloarders. people who miss the old bloard. bringing it back for bloard. classic bloard wont catch m,e anywhere else. love the old bloard

[quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fmy-new-flail-thread%2Fposts%2F12433] It’s coming tomorrow! [/quote] i really hope it does 😌

[quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fsaturday-night-bloard%2Fposts%2F10967] i got a tummy ache :[ [/quote] https://bloard.com/bloards/gbs/topics/dr-moogs-healing-and-restoration-services