[quote=orgamecha;%2Fbloards%2FGameing%2Ftopics%2Fi-will-write-you-d-d-character-sheet%2Fposts%2F10024]
i dont want a dnd character sheet
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you are the beast. your stats are incredibly powerful
pigfoot_vermont
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- comment and i will write your d&d character sheet for free
- [quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Frebranding-bloard%2Fposts%2F13530] what if we called the site blood.com and switched the colors to black and red [/quote] id stop posting, too scary
- [quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fincredible-thread-here%2Fposts%2F11634] I can’t wait to die 😏 [/quote] dont f### around with the ghosts man they dont like that
- [quote=Mister%20Spigetti;%2Fbloards%2Fweird_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fgaze-into-my-chunky-crystal-ball%2Fposts%2F11467] Tell me what the future holds for me when I leave for France on september 9th I'm going to live there for ~7 months and I'm expecting a good time [/quote] crystal ball says....... erik is completely wrong. sex will be banned by next month, so no sex tourism but apart from that france looks pretty cool, it says you win a bowling competition, pretty cool shit
- [quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fpost-itt-if-you-ve-killed%2Fposts%2F12106] I hate being lied to [/quote] everything i say on here is the truth wtf??
- glad to hear from you all you all look lovely, and mike im very sorry to hear that... :(
- [quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2FHorny_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fthe-horny-olympics%2Fposts%2F12986] rate my rack : OO [/quote] where are your nipples. your breasts look like two large holes
- whole post is a sham. everything i have ever posted on here has been non ironic, i did it first. all my posts are truth
- derek said there weren't any new posts on here? anyone know if thats true?
- put me in a ring with boner for 5 minutes ill slap him around a bit, teach him to say that about me
- garfield is a celibate buddhist, and i will hear no other answer.
- hereditary was weird as fuck, (spoiler alert!) i hate it when peoples heads come off
- [quote=bug%20deal;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2F8fcc0ee0-3155-4fa6-bbe8-a3a1c4585b20%2Fposts%2F9860] I can't mmake that first line match up. well I've been through the desert on a horse with no name well I've been ___on__the bloard ___ thread with no name sigh. no standards these days... no pride in workmanship [/quote] no no no. to sing this you stretch the “oar” of bloard so it conforms to the melody and covers the “on a horse” section and the “thread” of the “thread with no name” part is sped up to fit, so it would be more like: “well i’ve been on the blo-oard thread-with-no-name” this is all robust music theory, it all makes sense
- [quote=meatbot;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fwhat-is-bloard%2Fposts%2F4978] never heard of it [/quote] you should try it. i go on there a lot
- [quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2FGameing%2Ftopics%2Fi-will-write-you-d-d-character-sheet%2Fposts%2F9980] Bullshit he doesn't. I attempt a non lethal attack on him to incapacitate him, so I can take him to hobbit village with me. [/quote] you deal 4 damage to funzo, instantly decimating his 4 hp, his head crumbles under your hand like a sandcastle and he screams. (you scrape his remains into a little bag for safekeeping)
- [quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-post-workshop%2Fposts%2F13416] ok been thinking of this one for a couple days now but it feels like somethings missing: [/quote] add in: shakespeare(trying not to cum) (shakespeare): "uhhhn to bust or not to bust?"
- bet derek is cranking that hawg to this entire thread! 😅
- think its time to face facts. they are simply not coming 😒
- [quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fsaturday-night-bloard%2Fposts%2F10967] i got a tummy ache :[ [/quote] https://bloard.com/bloards/gbs/topics/dr-moogs-healing-and-restoration-services
- [quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fmy-new-flail-thread%2Fposts%2F12433] It’s coming tomorrow! [/quote] i really hope it does 😌
- [quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2Fweird_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fgaze-into-my-chunky-crystal-ball%2Fposts%2F11314] will this thing show me where those chicken bones are lodged in my sink pipes [/quote] hmmmmm yes.... the ball knows these pipes. knows them well, these chicken bones require a potion consisting of..... 1 part water 1 part caustic soda 1 frogs liver pour the potion into the sink and wait probably about a day without using the sink and then see if they are gone
- i was plopadop all along, i was masterminding the whole thing from behind the scenes this whole time
- good morning im adulting like a boss and doing the dishes today
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- scargo, french snailies