i dont drink alcohol because i am celibate

shoulda put a bullet in him, cant stand that guy

the baby is in the midriff yet comes out the ass?? how does that work?

[youtube]https://youtu.be/7c16GcV0sR4[/youtube]

[quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fswamp_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fthe-not-so-empty-swamp%2Fposts%2F7618] [img]https://sc01.alicdn.com/kf/HTB15OSxSpXXXXb9XVXXq6xXFXXX4/Halloween-Latex-mask-Funny-Donkey-head-Shrek.jpg[/img] [/quote] is the donkey wearing a prison jumpsuit?

[quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2Fweird_bloard%2Ftopics%2Ffour-letter-words-only%2Fposts%2F13042] four plus four post back rats used five word part word that mean "says". none says "nope, five word part word". make mike feel like shit. well, raps been good post. [/quote] mike tell mods... fink!!!

im the bloard man

*************y

cryptid: MortalDad the dad who will not ever die. you cant kill him.

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehL_TaEFhr8[/youtube]

^ epic hair fail

what do we all wear on bloard?

[quote=joop;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fwhat-is-bloard%2Fposts%2F4971] Boy Love Organization of American Roman-Catholic Dioceses [/quote] oh no

now do the states of matter!!

stay away from dad bloard. nothing but pro-dad propaganda and rhetoric on there

plopadop what is it like in the world outside bloard? i have forgotten

*rain dances* prepare for the deluge my friends 😏

[quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2FGameing%2Ftopics%2Fi-will-write-you-d-d-character-sheet%2Fposts%2F9972] I ask him what's small, has a wand, and says "owiwieieiwiwieowwowowie" [/quote] he does a massive chuckle, and with a giant friendly grin on his face he points you north to the hobbit village and animal rescue sanctuary knowing full well the consequence of his actions

[quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fphone-or-computer-bloarder-maybe-both%2Fposts%2F6706] that, my friend, is e pic [/quote] damn right 😏

fan club by the damned is my current favourite i think

no way bro.. crazy shit... cant be

[quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fsaturday-night-bloard%2Fposts%2F13275] is it saturday night i can't even tell anymore [/quote] it isnt any day anymore. welcome to the time miasma, son

[quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2Fmath%2Ftopics%2Fwelcome-to-the-number-forum%2Fposts%2F13356] careful dude that's elon's account [/quote] i am bloard's martyr!!!!

[quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fwhat-is-bloard%2Fposts%2F4959] i made an account and i wanna know [/quote] lurk more. retard!!

[quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fcool-movies%2Fposts%2F10626] there is no way to tell a woman to stop talking during a movie without them taking it as a crushing blow to their psyche [/quote] thats why i always take my big whacking stick to the movies. hee hee am i right fellas 😁

gust blew my blinds which pushed my flail off the window ledge and i think im lucky it didnt destroy anything

guys.. is the bee gone yet?

mods please ban all lies from this forum

hmmmm... snowmads are the hitlers of the donkey kong i think

K

eric b(loard) for president lol

[quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fthread-for-swearing%2Fposts%2F11742] Fuck2 [/quote] Fuck 3 "fuck's back baby" coming to a cinema near you

no more mental raving [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mk1Y8fqXafk[/youtube]

fight the fuckin power!!! 😡🤬

avoid the faces of bloard thread haha nothing but horrors in there edit: ok sorry guys

suck hole like shhm sloo shps hpsp thlu uuup sloo oorp

[quote=bloardman;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-fashion%2Fposts%2F4994] [img]https://i.imgur.com/zH0EDUC.jpg?1[/img] [/quote] looking 'swank'

why thank and remember to stay safe out there

[quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F11339] how many kinds are there... [/quote] quite a few i think, someone gave me the rundown once. theres like industrial goths, classic goths, rave goths etc, i think theres like a load of them, seems pretty in depth

sorry but its true