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*checks you* Yep, your stimulated!
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getoff dont touch me
pigfoot_vermont
***MESSAGE FROM THE MODS: DO NOT BE MEAN TO THIS USER, THEY WILL CRY***
- pissing on the sun right now. going to put the sick fuck out once and for all
- [quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgym_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fwelcum-to-gym-bloard%2Fposts%2F11922] I’m lifting the weight of my big fat ass with my powerful thighs [/quote] lift my ass too please
- flies. and they taste better if you splat them with your tongue.
- what you want to do is buy a girl a load of boxes of chocolate, like in the double figures maybe even in the teens and then sit her down and insist she eats every single one and start crying if she doesnt
- good tale! bono very mean navy seal euro mole, that blew mind! bono cunt!! also: good car ford edge, very fast, nice whel
- [quote=scout;%2Fbloards%2Fweird_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fgaze-into-my-chunky-crystal-ball%2Fposts%2F11455] give it to me OP [/quote] ball says....... a great time for you indeed, a great time for deals and bargains, lots of deals and bargains for you. look around you, there are good prices everywhere, bountiful and rich with good prices the world is for you.... bad news also though, a plague of locusts will descend upon your house every night for a year, kind of sucks :/
- [quote=Chernip;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-new-hardware-store-across-the-street%2Fposts%2F10467] Gonna need to ask this riff raff to get outta my store. Enough’s enough. This is a family establishment! If you wanna jack off and guzzle beer go to the dumpster of a store across the street! [/quote] its actually called "the world famous travelling hardware store" and its not a dumpster at all
- you could not pay me to take any of these products they are sin
- idea for a post where i pretend to be a hot girl and post "haha bloard user pigfoot_vermont is cute and shouldnt leave their bloard logged on in the public library 😘"
- [quote=toilet%20man;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fsick-of-this-bullshit%2Fposts%2F13069] I Am Going To Kill Everyone On Bloard.com [/quote] i grab your gun and kick you in the dick and then i take it apart & empty all the bullets out of it and put the bolt right up your ass
- i think im a bit too upset about getting twitter suspended
- which would you have if you could only pick one? bones? or muscles? i would pick bones as muscles are for a lifetime but bones are forever
- im doing ok, currently cruising around optimal, with good visibility and low cloud density, where ill stay for about 5 hours before completing todays journey by touching down around "just about ok" by about 7pm GMT
- i actually heard marilyn manson had two ribs removed so he could suck crumbs out of his lap like a big gothic hoover
- arms snap legs snap bone turn into dust rend flesh aand jack offf !!!!
- [quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fcrime-bloard%2Fposts%2F8399] I positioned my body in such a way that I created negative pressure in my abdomen and reverse farted. Not recently, this was when I was like 12. [/quote] sounds like the classic “ass vacuum” (ass cuum for short)
- *rocks in chair, crickets chirp* aye that it do be a somewhat empty swamp indeed. storms a comin feel it in me bones *adjusts stetson*
- [quote=orgamecha;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fneed-help-remembering-a-site%2Fposts%2F13650] the shrek grinch site [/quote] your personal blog
- letting loose some of the best piss to ever grace the pipes ladies and gentlemen
- [quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fall-i-can-think-about-is-lunch%2Fposts%2F12797] im outside rioting bc jerry didnt get his enchilada. theres a bunch of people out here and we're all pissed [/quote] burn it down man, burn it all down!!!
- the biscotti policy: that biscotti guy is banned from my nightclub, asshole , grabbing crotches, chests and asses
- [quote=Mister%20Spigetti;%2Fbloards%2Fweird_bloard%2Ftopics%2Ffour-letter-words-only%2Fposts%2F11786] Just seen this: Look upon four part word page name. Name have word with more than four part. What hell? [/quote] holy shit .... this true
- i like ant day where all the ants come out and fly away. i like pouring a kettle of boiling water all over them so they die.
- [quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fdr-moogs-healing-and-restoration-services%2Fposts%2F10953] ah yes i have had many patients with this same problem, quite tricky for the unacquainted doctor to remedy... luckily you are in competent hands! our best option is to remove a few large bones to make room for all that blood. now let me just grab my surgical tool and we may begin the extraction [img]https://static1.squarespace.com/static/56ec6a20a3360c829bb43d62/t/593aded3ff7c509a9df6e6e0/1497030364288/[/img] [/quote] thank you very much doctor, can i have a post surgery sticker too?
- ladies got them big swiiiinhgin nonkers big paira tootoos big nippled bahoo NINJA EDIT: sorry wrong thread
- watched three billboards outside ebbing missouri, cant wait for the sequel
- [quote=Chernip;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fno-new-posts%2Fposts%2F10768] How do you post pics on here [/quote] you cant we are all just really good at ascii art. every pic on here was just made with full stops and backslashes and shit
- porn mower (think lawn mower, but different)