[quote=Chernip;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-new-hardware-store-across-the-street%2Fposts%2F10467] Gonna need to ask this riff raff to get outta my store. Enough’s enough. This is a family establishment! If you wanna jack off and guzzle beer go to the dumpster of a store across the street! [/quote] its actually called "the world famous travelling hardware store" and its not a dumpster at all

hold on to your asses folks this shit is real

idea for a post where i pretend to be a hot girl and post "haha bloard user pigfoot_vermont is cute and shouldnt leave their bloard logged on in the public library 😘"

which would you have if you could only pick one? bones? or muscles? i would pick bones as muscles are for a lifetime but bones are forever

im doing ok, currently cruising around optimal, with good visibility and low cloud density, where ill stay for about 5 hours before completing todays journey by touching down around "just about ok" by about 7pm GMT

its ok, soon access to bloard will be a basic human right and you can call interpol on your mum

rubble in the toilet

[quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fboner%2Ftopics%2Fi-ve-got-a-freakin-boner%2Fposts%2F11854] Don’t be too sure [/quote] you know what they say man. its over for boner. boner is never making it back it to the top. boner is done.....

arms snap legs snap bone turn into dust rend flesh aand jack offf !!!!

flies. and they taste better if you splat them with your tongue.

i actually heard marilyn manson had two ribs removed so he could suck crumbs out of his lap like a big gothic hoover

sweaty tits excite me!!!

summer bloard = OVER! its BACK TO SCHOOL, all the annoying kids are back at school and theyve taken their low effort posts and dumb memes with them, time to ramp up the posts its about to get crazy in here. bloard is going to be a power house of good posts now all the summer casuals are gone, time to get to work (cracks knuckles

what you want to do is buy a girl a load of boxes of chocolate, like in the double figures maybe even in the teens and then sit her down and insist she eats every single one and start crying if she doesnt

[quote=scout;%2Fbloards%2Fweird_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fgaze-into-my-chunky-crystal-ball%2Fposts%2F11455] give it to me OP [/quote] ball says....... a great time for you indeed, a great time for deals and bargains, lots of deals and bargains for you. look around you, there are good prices everywhere, bountiful and rich with good prices the world is for you.... bad news also though, a plague of locusts will descend upon your house every night for a year, kind of sucks :/

[quote=Claire!!!!!!!;%2Fbloards%2Fwind_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fwind-bloard%2Fposts%2F11100] [img]https://i.imgur.com/okmamlR.jpg[/img] [/quote] lovely looking decor, very nice 😌

great job derak :)

letting loose some of the best piss to ever grace the pipes ladies and gentlemen

[img]https://i.imgur.com/cfA7wd9.jpg[/img]

burts ants lol

i also sat on your nuts, sorry

[quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgym_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fwelcum-to-gym-bloard%2Fposts%2F11922] I’m lifting the weight of my big fat ass with my powerful thighs [/quote] lift my ass too please

they say the big fat bitch got the virus yet i feel fine. you cant scare me.

[quote=orgamecha;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fsaturday-night-bloard%2Fposts%2F11521] saturday nights alright for bloarding! like the eton john song :) [/quote] im reasonable but mods please delete this post

[quote=pinupcasinoo;%2Fbloards%2Fmath%2Ftopics%2Fwelcome-to-the-number-forum%2Fposts%2F13354] онлайн казино <a href=https://pin-up-casino999.ru/>Пин Ап</a> официальный сайт играть на деньги или бесплатно без регистрации [/quote] iam going to kill you

its come around again! its that time of year, time for the hottest players in the bloard industry to showcase their upcoming posts, and let the public get a sneak peak at some of the posts currently being developed, cannot wait to get some great insider info on all these posts

you could not pay me to take any of these products they are sin

[quote=orgamecha;%2Fbloards%2Fweird_bloard%2Ftopics%2Ffour-letter-words-only%2Fposts%2F13053] bade [/quote] bull shit

ladies got them big swiiiinhgin nonkers big paira tootoos big nippled bahoo NINJA EDIT: sorry wrong thread

watched three billboards outside ebbing missouri, cant wait for the sequel

[quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fdr-moogs-healing-and-restoration-services%2Fposts%2F10953] ah yes i have had many patients with this same problem, quite tricky for the unacquainted doctor to remedy... luckily you are in competent hands! our best option is to remove a few large bones to make room for all that blood. now let me just grab my surgical tool and we may begin the extraction [img]https://static1.squarespace.com/static/56ec6a20a3360c829bb43d62/t/593aded3ff7c509a9df6e6e0/1497030364288/[/img] [/quote] thank you very much doctor, can i have a post surgery sticker too?

porn mower (think lawn mower, but different)

[quote=Chernip;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fno-new-posts%2Fposts%2F10768] How do you post pics on here [/quote] you cant we are all just really good at ascii art. every pic on here was just made with full stops and backslashes and shit

Such Titties!! Excellent Mammaries!! :)

i rend the ass with my veiny hands

i would not notice you i would not care i would not try and fish you out

i think i know the borrowers, dont they eat buttons or something?

saturday night and we in the bloard i am very tired

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ2XXv9Didg[/youtube]

suck & fuck