skip bipp baaa dooo !!!!

[quote=scout;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fstay-hydrated%2Fposts%2F10708] Sip cautiously lest ye fall unto electrolyte imbalance. [/quote] unbalance my shit and fuck me up its friday baby party woo yeah

thaaaaat shiiiits Biscotti

loling about thinking of blooper playing tennis he has no hands

keep rockin!!!!

Such Titties!! Excellent Mammaries!! :)

we should add a fat dick sub forum for guys with wide cocks, try and draw in refugees from the now banned r/girthboys sub

i am here. shower me in those +1's fellow bloarders jhaha i simply cannot get enough of them. 😁

could just get really fat (easier than gym) and insist its muscle, or wear a shirt that says "its all muscle"

what movies you watched lately? i just watched dog day afternoon. it was cool as hell

guns & motorbikes get me crazy horney

[quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fawareness_and_activism%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-catalog-for-bloard-points-redemptions%2Fposts%2F10792] I was checking out the joop branded barbells but the shipping is outrageous [/quote] you gotta pay the price to get biceps like joop

NEVER say lu*gi three times in the mirror

i think its so funny that elon musk tricked all his fans into thinking theyll get to go to space but realistically its just going to be elon, his gf, a load of rich people, kanye west and rick from rick and morty

doctor please help me, i am full of blood, and i really dont know what to do

i like to believe there is a better place all inactive users go, like valhalla or nirvana and even though they do not post alongside us anymore they are here in spirit 😌 EDIT: also bloardpac is still alive

crowded in here... 😞😒

i dont actually use bloard i just pretend i do so all my friends think im funny

nascar is the bastard sport

porn mower (think lawn mower, but different)

[quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fno-new-posts%2Fposts%2F10782] King dad would never utter those words of resignation. He’s a strong brave man who slays minotaurs [/quote] not man, ape

pop youre eyes out of their holes and give them a scritch scratch

five

its really not very nice to laugh at words you know..

forgot about this thread now im up to my ankles in crumbs

bloard does not negotiate with terrorists *drops mic* ☝☺

just gone beastmode in the bowl 😅 the toilet bowl that is ahah

yup. decided I’M never posting in this thread 😏 because i am a great poster. hell maybe even an AMAZING poster and i simply have no need to post here. i will continue posting my good posts 😊 - pigfoot_vermont

not a bumper sticker but a little sign you can hang on your door handle that says “BEWARE BLOARDER AT WORK”

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ztk2lvTN7ZA[/youtube]

goud mounin

beefsnack you have got 4 strength. 6 intelligence and 5 charisma every go you can move 2 feet if you roll above a 3 and can move 20 feet if you roll under 3 (due to having funny crazy slinky legs) your alignment is chaotic good you your personality is having a crocodile mouth with sharp teeth, everyone is impressed by that incredible crocodile jaw and its mighty biting, giving you +4 to charisma your bond is the eastern gnome village you love all the gnomes and their village and are sworn to defend them. your flaws are that being made of raw meat, crows and foxes will follow you around hoping for a snack

i hate twitter but also i never want it to be over

just been readin up bout them new bees

[quote=RaymondMoist;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fcool-movies%2Fposts%2F10114] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJfBaXhmrzc [/quote] you expect us to believe this shit? You really think we would believe some sh*t like "red paint comes from rocks" or that they sent paint into space?? this film is ridiculous

has the cake been made yet? if so could i have some please, if not ihateyouihateyouihateyouihateyou what the fuck youvemade me soangry

[quote=scout;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ftell-me-your-secret%2Fposts%2F10920] Tell me your secret. [/quote] i dont have a secret. did someone tell you i have a secret? i dont need to keep any secrets i am very honest 😌

the travis scott burger is made of travis scott.

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ2XXv9Didg[/youtube]

I Am The Pain Hurter - headshot burea agent