the travis scott burger is made of travis scott.
pigfoot_vermont
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- [quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fall-i-can-think-about-is-lunch%2Fposts%2F12797] im outside rioting bc jerry didnt get his enchilada. theres a bunch of people out here and we're all pissed [/quote] burn it down man, burn it all down!!!
- [quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2FGameing%2Ftopics%2Fi-will-write-you-d-d-character-sheet%2Fposts%2F9990] wow rail road much? i wanted to get creative with the hobbit murders... whatever... i shoot myself in the fucking face [/quote] *you roll 3, the bullet bounces off your chin and hits you in the foot*
- [quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2FGameing%2Ftopics%2Fi-will-write-you-d-d-character-sheet%2Fposts%2F9987] I head north to hobbit village. before i arrive i lock my tweets and turn off notifcations, and i smear some of funzo's remains on my face, two long vertical funzo lines under my eyes like the wolf princess from princess mononoke [/quote] (you approach the village and see a small hobbit playing in the shrub. in a matter of minutes they are all dead and jack from twitter has slapped a big ban on your account as screenshots of you knifing an elderly hobbit leaked on to twitter)
- porn mower (think lawn mower, but different)
- i am here. shower me in those +1's fellow bloarders jhaha i simply cannot get enough of them. š
- after some consideration i have decided its best i dont participate in this thread to preserve my "hair neutral" stance š¬
- [quote=Phage;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fsmall-claims-bloart%2Fposts%2F12034] Half an ant leg. Claimed [/quote] im going to beat the shit out of my lawyer how did he not think of this
- anyone who doesnt say "fuck" at least once on this thread is a fake swearer
- [quote=Phage;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-hardware-store-rp%2Fposts%2F10516] Hey, Iām from out of town. Could I just get a Snickers bar? [/quote] $14.99, please
- im a postbender. my element is posts and i am in full control of them
- this thread is a disaster. jerry (a moderator of this forum!) will see this and probably ban you all for life
- [quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-hardware-store-rp%2Fposts%2F10423] yall gotany jobs [/quote] yes we need a guy to spin the sign around, its a big arrow with "famous traveling hardware store, known in 30 states and approved by the FDA, we sell hammers, tools and saws. next left turn" written on it. we expect you to be able to spin this sign with incredible speed and dexterity
- [quote=meowkittens6;%2Fbloards%2Fweird_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fgaze-into-my-chunky-crystal-ball%2Fposts%2F11319] can I get my horoscope reading? :) i'm printing out my natal chart onto a tiny ticket and inserting into the crystal ball.... it's making that ticket muncher sound like the machines at Charles Entertainment Cheese [/quote] the ball says..... this is a great time, a great time indeed!, but ONLY if you can collect all the rare gems in the forest to make an offering to the fortuitous toad boy.... once you have done that and answered his 20 trivia questions you will be granted a single wish, a great future indeed, yes
- i wish my legs were a bit shorter.
- i would not notice you i would not care i would not try and fish you out
- watched three billboards outside ebbing missouri, cant wait for the sequel
- ladies got them big swiiiinhgin nonkers big paira tootoos big nippled bahoo NINJA EDIT: sorry wrong thread
- i like ant day where all the ants come out and fly away. i like pouring a kettle of boiling water all over them so they die.
- [quote=Mister%20Spigetti;%2Fbloards%2Fweird_bloard%2Ftopics%2Ffour-letter-words-only%2Fposts%2F11786] Just seen this: Look upon four part word page name. Name have word with more than four part. What hell? [/quote] holy shit .... this true
- the biscotti policy: that biscotti guy is banned from my nightclub, asshole , grabbing crotches, chests and asses
- [quote=blandkidneystone;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F6234] I'm ANTi-ant! Get it because of the ANT in ANTi šš [/quote] ... so youre an ant? š
- little erik your strength is 40 your intelligence is 5 and your charisma is 6. you can move 10 feet per go (bigerik can move 60) you have 30 hit points and can deal 10 hit points unarmed your alignment is chaotic good. your personality trait is shouting "hey numbnuts" and then bashing a guys skull in, you also like to farm, but nothing useful its just a big ant farm your bonds are a strong affiliation for hot dogs and burgers done on a bbq on a nice summers day :) but your flaw is that your sword always has a snide remark whenever you hit something and will insult anyone in earshot which takes 5 off of your charisma. also you can never put the sword down its like... attached or something.
- [youtube]https://youtu.be/8sgfscg06nk[/youtube]
- it is Gaia. AKA "mother earth" blasting cum because of the hot pics. you must be very spiritually connected with nature :)
- [quote=wowneat;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-hardware-store-rp%2Fposts%2F10691] One Hog Hammer For Pounding Hogs Please [/quote] absolutely have this one on the house