[quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F5267]
sometimes if you listen closely, you can hear them whisper mean things about your pecker
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this i s exactly why im anti ant
pigfoot_vermont
***MESSAGE FROM THE MODS: DO NOT BE MEAN TO THIS USER, THEY WILL CRY***
- [quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fmusical_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fcool-band-names-free-to-use%2Fposts%2F10776] I like the other ones too, snooby. I feel so bad that I said the things I said and created this distance between us. I hate it. I hate waking up in the morning and not seeing your messages on my phone. I hate knowing that you're out there somewhere and there's a vast coldness that separates my heart from yours. Most of all, I hate that I hurt you. I wish there was something I could do to repair the damage I've done. If I could go back in time and erase the thoughtless words I wrote into bloard dot com that severed our bond I would do that snooby, I really would. because big red boat is a cool name. it is. but you know what's cooler than that? being friends with your buds. that's the coolest band name of them all. [/quote] actually.. pretty sure "being friends with your buds" is already a band so this name CANNOT be used
- derek that was 3 days ago i think the boners gone man :(
- *grabs the microphone and lays down a real fat beat* "crumb check crumb check"
- sign me up for the list please but dont put me on the list itself put me at the top with a colon after my name so it looks like im the title........ please..
- [quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2FGameing%2Ftopics%2Fmasters-2019-thread-comfy-edition%2Fposts%2F10672] [img]https://i.imgur.com/NUkECQG.png[/img] we did it reddit [/quote] there he is. the master of 2019
- [quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fmammal-brain-use-only-in-this-thread%2Fposts%2F12036] Im an using my mammle brain to make a complex post on bloard about how mych i love to take a big steamy crap!!!! [/quote] lmao mammal brain be crazy bro
- idea for a post where i pretend to be a hot girl and post "haha bloard user pigfoot_vermont is cute and shouldnt leave their bloard logged on in the public library 😘"
- i also want big sister jugs but the thread got locked :/
- things that make me go "ba ba ba super!": making post reading post replying etc etc
- [quote=Loves)%20.%20(Navel;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Flet-me-give-you-a-stimulus-check%2Fposts%2F12655] *checks you* Yep, your stimulated! [/quote] getoff dont touch me
- i agree with all that. but is it ok if i continue sitting idle please?
- post already.. there is no reason to fear the bloard
- i think im a bit too upset about getting twitter suspended
- its ok, soon access to bloard will be a basic human right and you can call interpol on your mum
- *thinking 🤔* what will the first bloard beef be like? rare? medium? perhaps well done? hmm
- flies. and they taste better if you splat them with your tongue.
- [quote=BillyViona;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-post-workshop%2Fposts%2F13335] Хай Если у кого то есть проблемы с мужским здоровьем то заходите по ссылке Женские возбудители Купить с доставкой. Загляните на наш хаб Means for improving male strength. Increase in potency and prolongation of sexual intercourse. Come to us. http://bit.ly/35P6Els 1e9c1a255f36442aa274ee111a22155c [/quote] why dont you come to me you big ffuckin freak
- SELLING: Travis Scott MEAL (MINT CONDITION) *NOT EATEN* NO MOLD (please read description) Starting Bid: $700
- [quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fcrime-bloard%2Fposts%2F8399] I positioned my body in such a way that I created negative pressure in my abdomen and reverse farted. Not recently, this was when I was like 12. [/quote] sounds like the classic “ass vacuum” (ass cuum for short)
- [quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fpost-itt-if-you-ve-killed%2Fposts%2F12092] i’m dead due to pfv [/quote] guys he couldnt have posted if he was dead this ones a lie
- [quote=Chernip;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbpie-bloard-posts-industry-expo-2019%2Fposts%2F10769] I’m presenting something called “Belligerent Bot 2000”. If you’ve ever had someone you dislike this bot (or bots) will mercilessly harass that person, by replying to all of their posts with demeaning and derogatory remarks. [/quote] can i get this bot installed in my self driving car so it follows people round town and blasts them?
- [quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ffortunately-i-have-screencapped-all-the-classic-lyle-bloards%2Fposts%2F11244] if I post in a thread this old, no one will find out that I sold my bed because I prefer to gather up all my pairs of boxers every night and build a nest out of it like a dog [/quote] your dog wears boxers? lol weird
- early night tonight for me, cant wait till sunday morning when i get to read all those great saturday night bloard posts :)
- maybe if he was big richard he may have been noticed more? just a thought
- [quote=Chernip;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fchurrrnip-and-the-pussycats%2Fposts%2F12019] Excited to announce my new band, Churrrnip and the Pussycats. If anyone would like to join, let me know. Our first single will be entitled “Scratchin some Cordurrroys/No more Father... I’m so tired.... please...” :) [/quote] i have a corduroy shirt and a bass i almost know how to play can i join please?