[quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2FGameing%2Ftopics%2Fmasters-2019-thread-comfy-edition%2Fposts%2F10672] [img]https://i.imgur.com/NUkECQG.png[/img] we did it reddit [/quote] there he is. the master of 2019

sign me up for the list please but dont put me on the list itself put me at the top with a colon after my name so it looks like im the title........ please..

burts ants lol

funky monkey

i also want big sister jugs but the thread got locked :/

[quote=Loves)%20.%20(Navel;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Flet-me-give-you-a-stimulus-check%2Fposts%2F12655] *checks you* Yep, your stimulated! [/quote] getoff dont touch me

[quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fmammal-brain-use-only-in-this-thread%2Fposts%2F12036] Im an using my mammle brain to make a complex post on bloard about how mych i love to take a big steamy crap!!!! [/quote] lmao mammal brain be crazy bro

giga milf

this made me thrash around and pass out

*grabs the microphone and lays down a real fat beat* "crumb check crumb check"

may all pants be unshitted on this blessed day ☝☺

post already.. there is no reason to fear the bloard

things that make me go "ba ba ba super!": making post reading post replying etc etc

letting loose some of the best piss to ever grace the pipes ladies and gentlemen

maybe if he was big richard he may have been noticed more? just a thought

*thinking 🤔* what will the first bloard beef be like? rare? medium? perhaps well done? hmm

baby announcement: you are one

[quote=BillyViona;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-post-workshop%2Fposts%2F13335] Хай Если у кого то есть проблемы с мужским здоровьем то заходите по ссылке Женские возбудители Купить с доставкой. Загляните на наш хаб Means for improving male strength. Increase in potency and prolongation of sexual intercourse. Come to us. http://bit.ly/35P6Els 1e9c1a255f36442aa274ee111a22155c [/quote] why dont you come to me you big ffuckin freak

fuck a ant

sweaty tits excite me!!!

its ok, soon access to bloard will be a basic human right and you can call interpol on your mum

[quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fmusical_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fcool-band-names-free-to-use%2Fposts%2F10776] I like the other ones too, snooby. I feel so bad that I said the things I said and created this distance between us. I hate it. I hate waking up in the morning and not seeing your messages on my phone. I hate knowing that you're out there somewhere and there's a vast coldness that separates my heart from yours. Most of all, I hate that I hurt you. I wish there was something I could do to repair the damage I've done. If I could go back in time and erase the thoughtless words I wrote into bloard dot com that severed our bond I would do that snooby, I really would. because big red boat is a cool name. it is. but you know what's cooler than that? being friends with your buds. that's the coolest band name of them all. [/quote] actually.. pretty sure "being friends with your buds" is already a band so this name CANNOT be used

i think im a bit too upset about getting twitter suspended

i also sat on your nuts, sorry

FUCK poop.

rubble in the toilet

[quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ffortunately-i-have-screencapped-all-the-classic-lyle-bloards%2Fposts%2F11244] if I post in a thread this old, no one will find out that I sold my bed because I prefer to gather up all my pairs of boxers every night and build a nest out of it like a dog [/quote] your dog wears boxers? lol weird

[quote=Chernip;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbpie-bloard-posts-industry-expo-2019%2Fposts%2F10769] I’m presenting something called “Belligerent Bot 2000”. If you’ve ever had someone you dislike this bot (or bots) will mercilessly harass that person, by replying to all of their posts with demeaning and derogatory remarks. [/quote] can i get this bot installed in my self driving car so it follows people round town and blasts them?

alright then

guys if you could please concentrate

SELLING: Travis Scott MEAL (MINT CONDITION) *NOT EATEN* NO MOLD (please read description) Starting Bid: $700

early night tonight for me, cant wait till sunday morning when i get to read all those great saturday night bloard posts :)

girthday

[quote=Chernip;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fchurrrnip-and-the-pussycats%2Fposts%2F12019] Excited to announce my new band, Churrrnip and the Pussycats. If anyone would like to join, let me know. Our first single will be entitled “Scratchin some Cordurrroys/No more Father... I’m so tired.... please...” :) [/quote] i have a corduroy shirt and a bass i almost know how to play can i join please?

good morning im watching the “wendigo car wash” video

the one far cry game where that woman gets her tits out then stabs u. that one.

(cracks knuckles) watch this shit.. im going to make this freak break character in no time

[quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fmy-pushy-is-leakin%2Fposts%2F12787] How many reeks per throb [/quote] bout 20 or so

flies. and they taste better if you splat them with your tongue.

[quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fpost-itt-if-you-ve-killed%2Fposts%2F11962] ive killed so many...... im the god damned killer man [/quote] id like to rectify this. since this post i have had a change of heart. i realised everyone in the world is trying to get by, everyone has things they like to do to have fun and enjoy themselves and thinking about this made me tremendously sad, its not fair to stop people having fun by killing them so i signed on for rehab. i have not killed anyone in 3 months and everyone i killed previously is actually fine