had a dream where i did tons of piss

thanks im safe from the plague now

[quote=scout;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ftell-me-your-secret%2Fposts%2F10924] You know where liars go? [/quote] no, as i am not a liar so i have not been wherever the liars go

holy shit. you were all so distracted by this crazy scenario you didnt even spot "wheres waldos" himself standing right in the middle of it

[quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-thread-with-a-no-shirt-policy%2Fposts%2F12089] can we get an update to this oleas [/quote] put just my hoodie back on, shirts going in the wash. technically im still not wearing a shirt

there may be a gun but.. i have the only bullets. (jangles pocket in your face)

[quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-new-hardware-store-across-the-street%2Fposts%2F10532] I would like to purchase a fucked up claw hand please. I will pay as much as one hundred dollars [/quote] these guy's products will give you a fucked up claw hand alright, dont trust em!

i know the story

[quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2Fweird_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fgaze-into-my-chunky-crystal-ball%2Fposts%2F11633] *getting real close to the crystal* hello... can i can a impossible whopper with medium fries and a boddla wudder and also 6 chicken's nuggets as much bobocue sause as you will give me for free [/quote] its a crystal ball bro it had your order ready before you decided what you even wanted its not bound by linear time. also would you like some ketchup too?

bloard juice can only be drunk from the mythic bloardstone chalice, otherwise you will disintegrate.

[quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-trading-card-thread%2Fposts%2F7281] good work pigg fott vermont ☺️ [/quote] thanks derek 😌

upgrade banjowigwam to at least mid tier, i demand it

love eggs meal

[quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fmath%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-number%2Fposts%2F9257] 421 [/quote] lol haha its almost weed number

anyone got any scary stories to share?

like they always say: when it gets hot da bitches get cold

whatcha got all those dang boobies for?

dont know what women are but im sure theyre pretty cool

you stop that right now

a long tongue too.... imagine that towering neck with no tongue inside

im running in 2020. my campaign starts here

im feeling its gonna be a strong 3am tonight

its got to be either snooker or darts right?

[quote=Chernip;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-new-hardware-store-across-the-street%2Fposts%2F10489] As long as that material is going to Pigfoots it’s 50% off! I think we have an understand here :) [/quote] excellent more stock for my severly depleted inventory seeing as my store is so popular >:^)

[quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fgood-bloards%2Fposts%2F6662] anyone know any good bloards WITHOUT SWEARS IN THE NAME? [/quote] h*rny bloard

thee new nummer

they were deleted because hes going big. closet confessions will be on your tv soon

garfield: ass lovin kitty

[quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-new-hardware-store-across-the-street%2Fposts%2F10536] i cast my nurpling spell on pigfoot and i cut off other fucked up claw and hand it to derek with an "100 dollars please" expression on my face [/quote] i love 2 b nurped 😁

watch dog day afternoon derek >:) wes anderson rules, life aquatic is cool as fuck

time to face the facts. that einstein guy was most likely a fellow bloarder. he was very smart so it only makes sense

[quote=toilet%20man;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fit-s-big-sister-time-slight-return%2Fposts%2F12614] [img]https://cdn2-thumbs.worldsex.com/albums/3/2422/cc77524a877f5e62529d5f4745fdcfb70c13471a_001_620x.jpg[/img] [/quote] uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu....... mmmmmmm :)

sattie's day

wow i didnt know you were an actor derek (i did already know that you had three tittys though ☺)

[quote=dick%20chappy;%2Fbloards%2FGameing%2Ftopics%2Fi-will-write-you-d-d-character-sheet%2Fposts%2F9955] 👐 [/quote] dick chappy you have 5 strength 7 intelligence and 4 charisma you can move 100 feet per go (horse legs), you have got 25 hit points and deal 7 hit points when unarmed you have a lawful good alignment and your personal trait is your noble "chap blood" means you are a person of nobility and great esteem in the kingdom :) your bonds are your large collection of beanie babies and desert storm trading cards from the 90s your flaw is that every go you roll a dice and if it lands on any number above 4 you become scared and die instantly

☝ it is not infact the cables that matter, but whatever is on the end of the cables :wiseface:

shellac are cool as hell

does anyone want to have a swear battle? nothing too serious just throwing around a few ‘fucks’ and ‘shits’

Such Titties!! Excellent Mammaries!! :)

i would prefer them if they didnt have eyes