little erik your strength is 40 your intelligence is 5 and your charisma is 6. you can move 10 feet per go (bigerik can move 60) you have 30 hit points and can deal 10 hit points unarmed your alignment is chaotic good. your personality trait is shouting "hey numbnuts" and then bashing a guys skull in, you also like to farm, but nothing useful its just a big ant farm your bonds are a strong affiliation for hot dogs and burgers done on a bbq on a nice summers day :) but your flaw is that your sword always has a snide remark whenever you hit something and will insult anyone in earshot which takes 5 off of your charisma. also you can never put the sword down its like... attached or something.

omar always seemed like the kind of guy that would use bloard 😌

[quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-hardware-store-rp%2Fposts%2F10425] hey sir I am looking for some metal screens for a project I am working on. I'd also like some candy bars if you have any.. I'm thinking like those snickers ones with peanut butter? do you know the kind I mean? [/quote] [img]https://i.imgur.com/evBN4Di.jpg[/img] thats $15 please

🙂👍

[quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2Fmath%2Ftopics%2Fwelcome-to-the-number-forum%2Fposts%2F13356] careful dude that's elon's account [/quote] i am bloard's martyr!!!!

me

im not even here for the posts. i hate posts id prefer it if bloard was some giant pale green void with no posts i just like bloar dand all the users. not the posts.

reading bobby fischer teaches chess except i spilt water on it so now its drying

ladies got them big swiiiinhgin nonkers big paira tootoos big nippled bahoo NINJA EDIT: sorry wrong thread

[quote=Chernip;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-new-hardware-store-across-the-street%2Fposts%2F10588] Adds to the coolness, better odds of getting chicks in here, win win win [/quote] hell, better odds of getting any kind of customer in here will do this place a favour!

[quote=meatbot;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fthread-for-swearing%2Fposts%2F7928] big ole meat orbs [/quote] very on brand

muh muh muh milkies :)

weetabix with raisins and oats and possibly banana. and on saturdays i have 1 croissant with that :)

taking a piss on a load of ants right now

fuck me i think its time i logged off of here 😞

[quote=Phage;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-hardware-store-rp%2Fposts%2F10516] Hey, I’m from out of town. Could I just get a Snickers bar? [/quote] $14.99, please

watched three billboards outside ebbing missouri, cant wait for the sequel

here in the pasta thread to say my favourite pasta is thread pasta, aka the good old spagetty

i think i know the borrowers, dont they eat buttons or something?

[quote=Phage;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fsmall-claims-bloart%2Fposts%2F12006] I’d like to claim something smaller than an ant [/quote] the only thing smaller than an ant is half an ant.

[quote=Phage;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fsmall-claims-bloart%2Fposts%2F12034] Half an ant leg. Claimed [/quote] im going to beat the shit out of my lawyer how did he not think of this

ive killed so many...... im the god damned killer man

after some consideration i have decided its best i dont participate in this thread to preserve my "hair neutral" stance 😬

[quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fmy-new-flail-thread%2Fposts%2F12438] i'm going to buy a gun and shoot my modem if pigfoot actually gets a flail today [/quote] bad news.... pics soon

i would not notice you i would not care i would not try and fish you out

what i like about kevin sport is that his links actually work. unlike nathan kip, who is clearly a fucking idiot

i wish my legs were a bit shorter.

saturday night and we in the bloard i am very tired

dawg's hawg yeehaw

suck & fuck

this thread is a disaster. jerry (a moderator of this forum!) will see this and probably ban you all for life

[quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fweird_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fgaze-into-my-chunky-crystal-ball%2Fposts%2F11327] 👀 [/quote] mmmm yes derek the ball is very clear it tells me you must go to the state of Ohio, (coincidentally home of the reputable toad boy!) and start a fruit selling business, lots of fruit to be sold there yes, primarily mangoes and pineapples (toad boys favs ☺️) but some others this will greatly appease t̶o̶a̶d̶ ̶b̶o̶y̶ the spirits and grant good karma unto you

site isnt dead. moms love site, moms only site soon, many moms here

[quote=bug%20deal;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2F8fcc0ee0-3155-4fa6-bbe8-a3a1c4585b20%2Fposts%2F9860] I can't mmake that first line match up. well I've been through the desert on a horse with no name well I've been ___on__the bloard ___ thread with no name sigh. no standards these days... no pride in workmanship [/quote] no no no. to sing this you stretch the “oar” of bloard so it conforms to the melody and covers the “on a horse” section and the “thread” of the “thread with no name” part is sped up to fit, so it would be more like: “well i’ve been on the blo-oard thread-with-no-name” this is all robust music theory, it all makes sense

[quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Frebranding-bloard%2Fposts%2F13530] what if we called the site blood.com and switched the colors to black and red [/quote] id stop posting, too scary

comment and i will write your d&d character sheet for free

like they always say: when it gets hot da bitches get cold

not going to properly post on gym bloard until i have grown my muscles...

bring in more users with a mascot. like an anthropomorphic cat that dances aggressively at people and backs them into a corner and starts chanting "bloard or die" in their face maybe

whatcha got all those dang boobies for?