garfield is a celibate buddhist, and i will hear no other answer.
pigfoot_vermont
- bet derek is cranking that hawg to this entire thread! 😅
- put me in a ring with boner for 5 minutes ill slap him around a bit, teach him to say that about me
- hereditary was weird as fuck, (spoiler alert!) i hate it when peoples heads come off
- [quote=bug%20deal;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2F8fcc0ee0-3155-4fa6-bbe8-a3a1c4585b20%2Fposts%2F9860] I can't mmake that first line match up. well I've been through the desert on a horse with no name well I've been ___on__the bloard ___ thread with no name sigh. no standards these days... no pride in workmanship [/quote] no no no. to sing this you stretch the “oar” of bloard so it conforms to the melody and covers the “on a horse” section and the “thread” of the “thread with no name” part is sped up to fit, so it would be more like: “well i’ve been on the blo-oard thread-with-no-name” this is all robust music theory, it all makes sense
- [quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2FGameing%2Ftopics%2Fi-will-write-you-d-d-character-sheet%2Fposts%2F9980] Bullshit he doesn't. I attempt a non lethal attack on him to incapacitate him, so I can take him to hobbit village with me. [/quote] you deal 4 damage to funzo, instantly decimating his 4 hp, his head crumbles under your hand like a sandcastle and he screams. (you scrape his remains into a little bag for safekeeping)
- think its time to face facts. they are simply not coming 😒
- [quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fsaturday-night-bloard%2Fposts%2F10967] i got a tummy ache :[ [/quote] https://bloard.com/bloards/gbs/topics/dr-moogs-healing-and-restoration-services
- scargo, french snailies
- [quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fmy-new-flail-thread%2Fposts%2F12433] It’s coming tomorrow! [/quote] i really hope it does 😌
- [quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2Fweird_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fgaze-into-my-chunky-crystal-ball%2Fposts%2F11314] will this thing show me where those chicken bones are lodged in my sink pipes [/quote] hmmmmm yes.... the ball knows these pipes. knows them well, these chicken bones require a potion consisting of..... 1 part water 1 part caustic soda 1 frogs liver pour the potion into the sink and wait probably about a day without using the sink and then see if they are gone
- good morning im adulting like a boss and doing the dishes today
- [img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/329947000504057858/484021643673468939/index.jpeg[/img]
- [quote=beefsnack;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fim-beefsnack%2Fposts%2F10069] im pigfoot_vermont [/quote] that guy owes me a dollar
- new conspiracy: none of the bloard posts are serious and everyones just joking
- can i be in your divorce selfie?
- guys dont believe it. this post is a mirage theres not actually any water here just a load of sand dunes
- classic bloard only for me. bringing it back for the og bloarders. people who miss the old bloard. bringing it back for bloard. classic bloard wont catch m,e anywhere else. love the old bloard
- [quote=Bappi%20Barlos;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ffunny-and-sexy-joker-moments%2Fposts%2F12104] when joking said "are you serious" i was like yeah and turned the tv off [/quote] good point bappi, if the joker isnt going to take the movie seriously why should I?
- [quote=beefsnack;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fim-beefsnack%2Fposts%2F10022] ⠀ [/quote] sure thing buddy, and im the queen of france
- [quote=orgamecha;%2Fbloards%2Fweird_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fgaze-into-my-chunky-crystal-ball%2Fposts%2F11310] whoa... i can see... @__@ kingdad42 taking a bath? hold on OP this crystal ball is just one of your polished turds [/quote] right thats it im putting a curse on you. [img]https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-LiCOmKfdI7w/WHiHvJVWCUI/AAAAAAAAAV8/FQcVr8uYrx8HSdOSedm1holQmqPzFsoZACLcB/s1600/StylzzZ%2B%2528394%2529.png[/img]
- the investors are going to love all these new posts for sure
- 👈 toilet begins here 👈toilet ends here 👆👆👆👆👆👆 END OF TOILET
- i wish i could live a million lives so i could give a million +1s to all my bloard posts
- been reading that book about the hobbit. cant remember what its called
- my muscles.... yes they are..... growing... expanding full of strength....
- [quote=Chernip;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-new-hardware-store-across-the-street%2Fposts%2F10549] Just gonna spam a few replies to get that sweet 52, bear with me gang [/quote] mods?
- ok just got off the phone to some representatives and i can now confirm that captain birdseye does NOT use bloard. and in fact he does not exist at all; bit upset
- thinking that possibly the reason the large majority of people have not posted on bloard is because they cant figure it out? maybe we need to make a tutorial or something?