alright then
pigfoot_vermont
***MESSAGE FROM THE MODS: DO NOT BE MEAN TO THIS USER, THEY WILL CRY***
- [quote=Chernip;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbpie-bloard-posts-industry-expo-2019%2Fposts%2F10769] I’m presenting something called “Belligerent Bot 2000”. If you’ve ever had someone you dislike this bot (or bots) will mercilessly harass that person, by replying to all of their posts with demeaning and derogatory remarks. [/quote] can i get this bot installed in my self driving car so it follows people round town and blasts them?
- anyone standing behingd churchill wouldve been getting a pretty big swear right in the face! yikes!! 😬 [img]https://i.imgur.com/so6FgcF.png[/img]
- they say the big fat bitch got the virus yet i feel fine. you cant scare me.
- [quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ffortunately-i-have-screencapped-all-the-classic-lyle-bloards%2Fposts%2F11244] if I post in a thread this old, no one will find out that I sold my bed because I prefer to gather up all my pairs of boxers every night and build a nest out of it like a dog [/quote] your dog wears boxers? lol weird
- early night tonight for me, cant wait till sunday morning when i get to read all those great saturday night bloard posts :)
- [quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgym_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fwelcum-to-gym-bloard%2Fposts%2F11922] I’m lifting the weight of my big fat ass with my powerful thighs [/quote] lift my ass too please
- what you want to do is buy a girl a load of boxes of chocolate, like in the double figures maybe even in the teens and then sit her down and insist she eats every single one and start crying if she doesnt
- [quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fboner%2Ftopics%2Fi-ve-got-a-freakin-boner%2Fposts%2F11854] Don’t be too sure [/quote] you know what they say man. its over for boner. boner is never making it back it to the top. boner is done.....
- [quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fmy-pushy-is-leakin%2Fposts%2F12787] How many reeks per throb [/quote] bout 20 or so
- [quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fpost-itt-if-you-ve-killed%2Fposts%2F11962] ive killed so many...... im the god damned killer man [/quote] id like to rectify this. since this post i have had a change of heart. i realised everyone in the world is trying to get by, everyone has things they like to do to have fun and enjoy themselves and thinking about this made me tremendously sad, its not fair to stop people having fun by killing them so i signed on for rehab. i have not killed anyone in 3 months and everyone i killed previously is actually fine
- thread for “would you rather” style hypothetical questions. my question: would you rather drink a bucket of tears or a bucket of sweat?
- summer bloard = OVER! its BACK TO SCHOOL, all the annoying kids are back at school and theyve taken their low effort posts and dumb memes with them, time to ramp up the posts its about to get crazy in here. bloard is going to be a power house of good posts now all the summer casuals are gone, time to get to work (cracks knuckles
- [quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F5267] sometimes if you listen closely, you can hear them whisper mean things about your pecker [/quote] this i s exactly why im anti ant
- [quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fmusical_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fcool-band-names-free-to-use%2Fposts%2F10776] I like the other ones too, snooby. I feel so bad that I said the things I said and created this distance between us. I hate it. I hate waking up in the morning and not seeing your messages on my phone. I hate knowing that you're out there somewhere and there's a vast coldness that separates my heart from yours. Most of all, I hate that I hurt you. I wish there was something I could do to repair the damage I've done. If I could go back in time and erase the thoughtless words I wrote into bloard dot com that severed our bond I would do that snooby, I really would. because big red boat is a cool name. it is. but you know what's cooler than that? being friends with your buds. that's the coolest band name of them all. [/quote] actually.. pretty sure "being friends with your buds" is already a band so this name CANNOT be used
- [quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-new-hardware-store-across-the-street%2Fposts%2F10461] *pushes over the spinner thing that has all the house key blanks In it* where the beer [/quote] probably at a better hardware store (i.e. mine) ☝☺✋
- i agree with all that. but is it ok if i continue sitting idle please?
- [quote=RaymondMoist;%2Fbloards%2Fgym_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fwelcum-to-gym-bloard%2Fposts%2F10102] ah yea hey, can't talk now. My fern garden has a lot of aphids g2g cya around. [/quote] haha yeah me too bro (huffs) , couldnt even talk if i wanted (puffs) im a bout to launch this ten thousand pound barbell right through the fucking gold's gym wall
- this is the song i play in my gaming night club. [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKuT8f7gSXA[/youtube]
- post already.. there is no reason to fear the bloard
- its come around again! its that time of year, time for the hottest players in the bloard industry to showcase their upcoming posts, and let the public get a sneak peak at some of the posts currently being developed, cannot wait to get some great insider info on all these posts
- pissing on the sun right now. going to put the sick fuck out once and for all
- [quote=Loves)%20.%20(Navel;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Flet-me-give-you-a-stimulus-check%2Fposts%2F12655] *checks you* Yep, your stimulated! [/quote] getoff dont touch me
- good tale! bono very mean navy seal euro mole, that blew mind! bono cunt!! also: good car ford edge, very fast, nice whel
- [quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fcrime-bloard%2Fposts%2F8399] I positioned my body in such a way that I created negative pressure in my abdomen and reverse farted. Not recently, this was when I was like 12. [/quote] sounds like the classic “ass vacuum” (ass cuum for short)
- idea for a post where i pretend to be a hot girl and post "haha bloard user pigfoot_vermont is cute and shouldnt leave their bloard logged on in the public library 😘"
- maybe if he was big richard he may have been noticed more? just a thought
- its ok, soon access to bloard will be a basic human right and you can call interpol on your mum
- which would you have if you could only pick one? bones? or muscles? i would pick bones as muscles are for a lifetime but bones are forever
- im doing ok, currently cruising around optimal, with good visibility and low cloud density, where ill stay for about 5 hours before completing todays journey by touching down around "just about ok" by about 7pm GMT
- i think im a bit too upset about getting twitter suspended