early night tonight for me, cant wait till sunday morning when i get to read all those great saturday night bloard posts :)

[quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fmy-pushy-is-leakin%2Fposts%2F12787] How many reeks per throb [/quote] bout 20 or so

you could not pay me to take any of these products they are sin

[quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fboner%2Ftopics%2Fi-ve-got-a-freakin-boner%2Fposts%2F11854] Don’t be too sure [/quote] you know what they say man. its over for boner. boner is never making it back it to the top. boner is done.....

[quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fpost-itt-if-you-ve-killed%2Fposts%2F11962] ive killed so many...... im the god damned killer man [/quote] id like to rectify this. since this post i have had a change of heart. i realised everyone in the world is trying to get by, everyone has things they like to do to have fun and enjoy themselves and thinking about this made me tremendously sad, its not fair to stop people having fun by killing them so i signed on for rehab. i have not killed anyone in 3 months and everyone i killed previously is actually fine

burts ants lol

thread for “would you rather” style hypothetical questions. my question: would you rather drink a bucket of tears or a bucket of sweat?

the big bitchin bitches

i agree with all that. but is it ok if i continue sitting idle please?

lol cute toes

[quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F5267] sometimes if you listen closely, you can hear them whisper mean things about your pecker [/quote] this i s exactly why im anti ant

the one far cry game where that woman gets her tits out then stabs u. that one.

[quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-new-hardware-store-across-the-street%2Fposts%2F10461] *pushes over the spinner thing that has all the house key blanks In it* where the beer [/quote] probably at a better hardware store (i.e. mine) ☝☺✋

love to relax at the PUB and watch the footy. drink the beers too 😌🇬🇧 all those are things i do with “the bloard blokes”

[quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fmusical_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fcool-band-names-free-to-use%2Fposts%2F10776] I like the other ones too, snooby. I feel so bad that I said the things I said and created this distance between us. I hate it. I hate waking up in the morning and not seeing your messages on my phone. I hate knowing that you're out there somewhere and there's a vast coldness that separates my heart from yours. Most of all, I hate that I hurt you. I wish there was something I could do to repair the damage I've done. If I could go back in time and erase the thoughtless words I wrote into bloard dot com that severed our bond I would do that snooby, I really would. because big red boat is a cool name. it is. but you know what's cooler than that? being friends with your buds. that's the coolest band name of them all. [/quote] actually.. pretty sure "being friends with your buds" is already a band so this name CANNOT be used

summer bloard = OVER! its BACK TO SCHOOL, all the annoying kids are back at school and theyve taken their low effort posts and dumb memes with them, time to ramp up the posts its about to get crazy in here. bloard is going to be a power house of good posts now all the summer casuals are gone, time to get to work (cracks knuckles

[quote=RaymondMoist;%2Fbloards%2Fgym_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fwelcum-to-gym-bloard%2Fposts%2F10102] ah yea hey, can't talk now. My fern garden has a lot of aphids g2g cya around. [/quote] haha yeah me too bro (huffs) , couldnt even talk if i wanted (puffs) im a bout to launch this ten thousand pound barbell right through the fucking gold's gym wall

this is the song i play in my gaming night club. [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKuT8f7gSXA[/youtube]

its come around again! its that time of year, time for the hottest players in the bloard industry to showcase their upcoming posts, and let the public get a sneak peak at some of the posts currently being developed, cannot wait to get some great insider info on all these posts

be careful william, thats probably a scam

pissing on the sun right now. going to put the sick fuck out once and for all

[quote=Loves)%20.%20(Navel;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Flet-me-give-you-a-stimulus-check%2Fposts%2F12655] *checks you* Yep, your stimulated! [/quote] getoff dont touch me

post already.. there is no reason to fear the bloard

good tale! bono very mean navy seal euro mole, that blew mind! bono cunt!! also: good car ford edge, very fast, nice whel

love the rat action

hold on to your asses folks this shit is real

[img]https://i.imgur.com/cfA7wd9.jpg[/img]

which would you have if you could only pick one? bones? or muscles? i would pick bones as muscles are for a lifetime but bones are forever

flies. and they taste better if you splat them with your tongue.

[quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fcrime-bloard%2Fposts%2F8399] I positioned my body in such a way that I created negative pressure in my abdomen and reverse farted. Not recently, this was when I was like 12. [/quote] sounds like the classic “ass vacuum” (ass cuum for short)

i think im a bit too upset about getting twitter suspended

arms snap legs snap bone turn into dust rend flesh aand jack offf !!!!

i actually heard marilyn manson had two ribs removed so he could suck crumbs out of his lap like a big gothic hoover

idea for a post where i pretend to be a hot girl and post "haha bloard user pigfoot_vermont is cute and shouldnt leave their bloard logged on in the public library 😘"

this made me thrash around and pass out

maybe if he was big richard he may have been noticed more? just a thought

may all pants be unshitted on this blessed day ☝☺

[quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fmammal-brain-use-only-in-this-thread%2Fposts%2F12036] Im an using my mammle brain to make a complex post on bloard about how mych i love to take a big steamy crap!!!! [/quote] lmao mammal brain be crazy bro

im doing ok, currently cruising around optimal, with good visibility and low cloud density, where ill stay for about 5 hours before completing todays journey by touching down around "just about ok" by about 7pm GMT

great job derak :)