[quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2FGameing%2Ftopics%2Fi-will-write-you-d-d-character-sheet%2Fposts%2F9987] I head north to hobbit village. before i arrive i lock my tweets and turn off notifcations, and i smear some of funzo's remains on my face, two long vertical funzo lines under my eyes like the wolf princess from princess mononoke [/quote] (you approach the village and see a small hobbit playing in the shrub. in a matter of minutes they are all dead and jack from twitter has slapped a big ban on your account as screenshots of you knifing an elderly hobbit leaked on to twitter)