*sniffling, and looking deathly pale* look.. I haven't got much time. but i-----*huge Raven swoops down and steals me away to her nest*
Forgive me
kiddo
Have great posterior chain development and I never learned how to read
- I dunno ,my fingers repel grease and my skin doesn't absorb anything-not after an accident I had when I was young. I was standjng next to some radioactive goop and a vat of oil, they both fell on me. and although my flesh is normal in appearance-I'm gifted with this ability . To repel things like cows butter and oil. I'll use it for something, someday. if you spray Pam at my hand or something the spray just bounces off like a hose against glass (on full blast, the hardest setting). anyway. I'll use it for something. Some da y
- (Clutching my ludicrously oversized prop baseball bat and tilting my cap to shade my eyes from the harsh light of day) yer dern right about that-with. What you just said. I agree
- *ehem* I'm at the gym right now, but I'm also on bloard. becayse Jessica told me to post a lot. thamks
- See, but I do both! I sit in bed for about an hour. The warm shower water lulls me into a relaxed and dumb place. Mebtally. So I just sit with my towel on my head and read people their fortunes on skype
- eating banana chocolate chip bread and smelling my own hair (it's long enough that I can pull part of it under my nose now).
- hi people! i hope you've all had excellent weeks-and also? I hope that next week is good. i am not joking around. 😸 post about something nice that has happened to you recently! my cat (hobbe) bought me a new French press to make my morning coffee. it has the distinction of being purchased by a cat. and she can't even stand tall enough to see the cash register. I'm forever in awe!
- can an angel show cleavage or is this bad . If an angel was doing it in a sexual way. not naked. are angels sexy.? But like a push-up bra and a skimpy top. is that bad? My friend was wondering. I know that angels are often nude but I wonder if the climate has changed. like the attitudes about nudity . So. Is it ok. checking for my friend. a friend was wondering so I'm asking the experts lmao.
- i want to admit that I was lying earlier. That didn't happen to me, and I'm sorry. ive lied to all my bloard friends. To repent-I wanna share a true story! It's about the time i got greased up with crisco and cried on the bathroom floor. What was hilarious (haha) .? I tried to stand up but I slipped all over the tile! anyways. I'm writing this from my crypt
- *sleeping in the gym locker room all night and spraying a steady stream of hot cat urine at anybody that tries to dislodge you* 😍 *wine* 😌 *movie marathons with your S/O* 😉 *spraying a steady stream of STEAMING hot Cat Urine at anybody that tries to move your stone cold corpse* 🤔 *attemding weekly No Fap seminars* 😏 *symbolic castration* 😩 aaaaa! TGIW
- i don't get sore anymore :) *wincing as I clamber into my high chair* whew
- I always sit for a long time after my shower, which immobilizes me. Another Wednesday favorite!
- me? I just got back into my apartment because I lost my keys on campus. And that's really what happened. eating a sandwich . and you know what? It's good
- 😅 thanmk you that's a relief. i wanted to finish my thought but this Raven is gigantic
- I don't feel comfortable saying how . even I don't know how. But I'm submitting my theories to journals and uh, you know. Publications of all sorts. where you can let them know. things. But uh.
- Im going to the gym after I clear the smoke. Out of. My apartment from . The toast I burned due to negligence