I was thinking about the one tried and true way that organizations, companies, and campaigns have attracted people over the years of our civilization, and the solution to bringing in more bloard users struck me like a bolt from the blue: advertising. we need advertising. but how are we going to accomplish this? raise money for a big ad buy with billboards and inserts in US weekly or people magazine? or will bloard spend its ad dollars in a more millenial way by placing an order on google for adwords or maybe engaging an seo firm to optimize terms used on bloard so it shows up higher ranked in searches? those might be fine approaches for lesser web forums. sure, those methods could work if you wanted to attract six or seven hundred new users. but we all know bloard is looking for that huge influx of users that will push us over the top and finally supplant the shit forum that is r*ddit. so how do we do it? the answer is simple. we produce a television commercial featuring the most iconic bloard users. the power users recognizable and loved by everyone. we get their faces on the tv during some popular show like the game of thrones or the briefcase show with howie mandell or maybe young 600 pound housewives of orange county. we get somebody on the tv screen to talk about bloard and how cool it is and all the things you can do with it because of all the technology we've got on here. maybe there's some sexy people writhing around in the background. hell I don't know. if I can get the tvs working in my gym I could show the commercials on there too. like 24/7. I would do it for you guys because I love this place and I love you and sometimes I get so lonely.