I know that we like to joke around sometimes, and have fun, but this is a place to be real. Tell me what's really going on with you. In this thread I am here for you. I long for the closeness that comes from real intimacy. Real emotions. Don't ever hold back when you post here. No matter what you are going through, know that it is OK. Everything is all good. I am here for you. I am listening.

i had an ok day at work how about you edit: yeah i work sundays

i watched the super bowl just a bit ago

f*ck irony 🙌

i dont work today. playing dark souls 1 atm (you kids might be too young to remember it 😂)

i have a girlfriend too *looks at the board title* oh. i don't have a girlfriend

[quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F135] my gf makes over 10 times as much as me lol [/quote] what s his name

what' up

this thread SUCKS!!!🙅

[quote=Swann;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F126] I'm happy about dust to dust the task of perception is to pulverize the world, and also to spiritualize it's dust [/quote] 🌠

no irony? but my clothes will be all crinkled...

Derek, in response to your question- I have always thought of a crinkle as being more similar to a crease or crumple, as in clothes or other fabrics. The world could also have an onomatopoeic quality- just imagine the crinkling of tin foil or of a paper bag! Conversely, a wrinkle is more like a cosmetic imperfection or distortion- the most obvious examples being in a person's skin. So in this case, both crinkles and wrinkles can be described as being present in unironed clothes, but the two words have an overall different meaning. Hope this helped! -H

jerry, that's golden, herry. golden

I feel that some irony has snuck in to this thread.

I was going to make an ironic reply to that but then I remembered what thread we're in. THanks for being real.

i just ate a steak and cheese chimichanga

I had a berrido for lunch

I'm enjoying a cool frosty glass of beer, that famous drink. 🍺

I'm bummed that no one likes my posts on the new bloard. I know I'm not posting jokes or anything but still... c'mon. anyway, that's on me not you guys. just being sincere here.

Hi bloard, today i will tell you about my life goal: too marry a hot-ass chick who is also rich and then i will be a stay at home dad!!! It will be awesome, as i will just stay at home playing television games after making my many children peanut butter and jelly sandwiches

hey pal it says no irony right at the top of the page.

i just selected the pair of pants and shirt i will wear tomorrow

You think that's bad? Sometimes I just put on the same clothes that I was wearing the day before!

[quote=Big%20Birder;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F293] I'm enjoying a cool frosty glass of beer, that famous drink. 🍺 [/quote] I miss beer

i can't tell you how many times i've nearly posted something ironic here, only to stop myself at the last second, and say, no, joop, this is not the place...

hi everyone, this seems like a good place to ask. what was bloard.com 5 years ago? i found the twitter account and dril is following it. it looks like a big mystery! was this once a cool place where all the hip trendsetters posted?

bloard.... it was a tight-knit community of like-minded individuals engaged in stimulating discourse and edifying dialogue, iirc

[quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F643] the way I understand it bloard was created by @leh0n for a group of something awful goons who were becoming dissatisfied with sa. not sure beyond that as it was before my time and I've never posted on something awful. [/quote] I forget why it was created but I do remember that it coincided with the rollout of a new interface at SA, the forums were offline for 24 hours so naturally everyone migrated to bloard for a few days. But then leh0n changed it so you could only see posts by people you were following, like twitter I guess but it was really confusing and lyle stopped posting.. lehon later changed it back but the damage had been done. This incident later became known as the first bloard invasion. I believe this also coincided with the Wulgus incident when Wood Thrush came to bloard for a few days and got owned so hard that he had to change his name to hermit_thrush and his mother told him that she was ashamed of him and she wished that she had had a miscarriage. I was banned from SA around this time so I came to bloard with the first wave of immigration and I never left. I quickly proved myself as an invaluable ally and gatekeeper and was secretly inducted into secret bloard (where the bloard babes are) Before I knew it I was balls deep in my own private virtual harem, exchange nudes with young women of every conceivable body type and ethnicity, sharing love and encouragement. Ah, if these bloards could speak... There was another invasion in 2013 I think but it wasn't the same, it felt like everyone was just going through the motions, and the magic was gone. But not for me though- I like it just the way it is.

lmao

[quote=Big%20Birder;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F644] I forget why it was created but I do remember that it coincided with the rollout of a new interface at SA, the forums were offline for 24 hours so naturally everyone migrated to bloard for a few days. But then leh0n changed it so you could only see posts by people you were following, like twitter I guess but it was really confusing and lyle stopped posting.. lehon later changed it back but the damage had been done. This incident later became known as the first bloard invasion. I believe this also coincided with the Wulgus incident when Wood Thrush came to bloard for a few days and got owned so hard that he had to change his name to hermit_thrush and his mother told him that she was ashamed of him and she wished that she had had a miscarriage. I was banned from SA around this time so I came to bloard with the first wave of immigration and I never left. I quickly proved myself as an invaluable ally and gatekeeper and was secretly inducted into secret bloard (where the bloard babes are) Before I knew it I was balls deep in my own private virtual harem, exchange nudes with young women of every conceivable body type and ethnicity, sharing love and encouragement. Ah, if these bloards could speak... There was another invasion in 2013 I think but it wasn't the same, it felt like everyone was just going through the motions, and the magic was gone. But not for me though- I like it just the way it is. [/quote] There is a new secret bloard.

its cool how hermit thrush changed his name like that... very Metal Gear-esque

edit: FUCK! Sorry for the irony. deleted.

im excited to go to disney world this summer. it's a great place for man children, such as myself.😁

I feel like shit!

just received word that tomorrow is going to be an especially good Friday!!! buck up everyone we're almost there :D

there were some good posts on that old bloard... wonder if the ol wayback machine can access em...

https://web.archive.org/web/20140804100217/http://bloard.com/viewposts.php?sort=top 😁

why did you just post a link to my twitter dashboard 👈😆👌

*ironically* yeah... congreats my friend!!

ironically? dude... hate to fuckin say this,, but get tf out