please feel free to share your very own ideas for potential bumper stickers. for example, here are some ones i came up with:
"I break for Bloarders"
"My other car is a Bloardmobile"
"That kid I just ran over said he hated Bloard"
also I have a really awesome idea for a BBQ t-shirt that says "kiss me, I'm a bloarder!"
... but that's a thread for another day my friends!! ππ
let me know some of your'e ideas in the comments section down below! thanks and keep bloarding
- "keep honking, I'm rebloarding"
- if you're close enough to read this, you could have a go at sucking the cars exhaust pipe like its a cock
- The stick figure family stickers but it's all the cool bloarders' avatars lined up instead
- calvin pissing, but it's us and he's posting on bloard
- "I'm with ISIS"
- " my other car is a plane going into the twin towers"
- "Coexist" with the letters being different religious symbols
- a picture of joop and swann avitars holding hands and smileing :)
- "bloard2: it's a whole new bloard, baby"
- My Bloarders don't care about your Stick Family (with an image of bloarders holding down the father in front of the rest of them and shitting on his mcmotherbitching face!!!!!!)
- The car decoration that looks like a hockey puck going through th ewindow but instead of a hockey purck it's bloard
- goatse where the jewel in the ring is the bloard logo
- bush/cheney 2008
- [img]https://i.imgur.com/qVqQuDa.png[/img]
- Bloard Israel
- "MOTHERFUCKER I COULD KILL YOU DRIVE FASTER AND HIT ME" "there's no 'i' in car, but there's a u, m and e in 'U, Me, and this car :)" just a couple ideas
- not a bumper sticker but a little sign you can hang on your door handle that says βBEWARE BLOARDER AT WORKβ
- thought of this this morning when someone tried to talk to me in the middle of my morning routine: "don't talk to me unless i've had my coffee, 4 beers, 2 shots of whiskey, and then brushed my teeth"
- "this gamer takes damage to save time"
- My Other Car Is A Gun
- my other gun is a car
- my other gun is a gun
- [img]https://i.imgur.com/21sMoDH.gif[/img]
- thats a cool sticker d. must be hard to find a holocaust survivor an ex slave in this day and age and then run them over with your car but i believe you
- Baby on bloard πππ
- [quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbumper-sticker-ideas%2Fposts%2F5121] thats a cool sticker d. must be hard to find a holocaust survivor an ex slave in this day and age and then run them over with your car but i believe you [/quote] i think its gonna be harder for d to have an abortion ππππ
- caution: turns widely and slowly, stopping many times to brake-check during th e turns also and sometimes backing up to improve the turning angle. basically if i start to signal that im turning get the fuck out of my lane or you'll be stuck lookin at this rear bumper for most of you're day. yes i hav e a valid licence bich. if your the police reading this im sorry my back window is covered up by a huge sticker. my uncle is a cop and hee said it's allowed you calling him a liar? [bloard.com] [love my pets]
- 1-800-HOWS-MY-BLOARDING
- one of those family stickers but its the bloard family (chernip is the dad, snoob mom, and im the little baby.) also, a spin on the previous calvin pissing idea and its calvin pissing on the pissing thread or pissing on us.
- I have Guns in the trunk. Your a$$ or my Grass. your move. Baby Driver on Board I just got done beating a cop and now I'm going to beat you. Yes, You, Reading this bumper sticker, I've already memorized your face in my rear view, I'm going to pull over and let you pass me, and then I'm going to follow you, and beat you. You cannot escape my wrath, they make us big in Texas. Bloard me up before you Go Go
- lil' bloarder on bloard
- a sticker that just says βBLOARDβ with the phone number to the bloard head offices. simple but effective i think
- expanding operations: tire flaps printed with a sexey lady and the word bloard in a seductive caligraphic font. alternatively truck nuts brand bloard-nutz
- A giant ad for a new range of haircare exclusively for bloarders called "blΓ³ardΓ©" and it will include a large version of claires profile picture but with shampoo all over it
- bumper sticker for couples with two cars who drive together: on one car it says "its bloard" then on the other car it says "its a website!"
- i want a big rubber vulva that i can hang off the back of my truck
- γεδΈ¨εε π ±εε°Ίγ
- ~~let go and let bloard~~