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  • Marcel
    please feel free to share your very own ideas for potential bumper stickers. for example, here are some ones i came up with: "I break for Bloarders" "My other car is a Bloardmobile" "That kid I just ran over said he hated Bloard" also I have a really awesome idea for a BBQ t-shirt that says "kiss me, I'm a bloarder!" ... but that's a thread for another day my friends!! 😁😁 let me know some of your'e ideas in the comments section down below! thanks and keep bloarding
    2017-07-25T03:36:09Z
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  • littleerik
    "keep honking, I'm rebloarding"
    2017-07-25T04:13:34Z
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  • hillips
    if you're close enough to read this, you could have a go at sucking the cars exhaust pipe like its a cock
    2017-07-26T22:09:22Z
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  • dereklaserbeam
    The stick figure family stickers but it's all the cool bloarders' avatars lined up instead
    2017-07-26T22:45:30Z
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  • kingdad42
    calvin pissing, but it's us and he's posting on bloard
    2017-07-26T23:34:31Z
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  • joop
    "I'm with ISIS"
    2017-07-27T19:32:26Z
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  • kingdad42
    " my other car is a plane going into the twin towers"
    2017-07-28T06:18:37Z
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  • joop
    lol
    2017-07-28T18:48:56Z
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  • bloardman
    "Coexist" with the letters being different religious symbols
    2017-07-28T21:27:27Z
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  • slow learner
    a picture of joop and swann avitars holding hands and smileing :)
    2017-08-08T17:12:36Z
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  • littleerik
    "bloard2: it's a whole new bloard, baby"
    2018-02-19T03:43:28Z
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  • kingdad42
    My Bloarders don't care about your Stick Family (with an image of bloarders holding down the father in front of the rest of them and shitting on his mcmotherbitching face!!!!!!)
    2018-02-21T01:51:12Z
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  • Mister Spigetti
    The car decoration that looks like a hockey puck going through th ewindow but instead of a hockey purck it's bloard
    2018-02-22T00:18:10Z
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  • meatbot
    goatse where the jewel in the ring is the bloard logo
    2018-02-23T02:47:00Z
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  • yoshifanatic1488
    bush/cheney 2008
    2018-02-23T22:11:44Z
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  • goatsebuster
    [img]https://i.imgur.com/qVqQuDa.png[/img]
    2018-02-23T22:36:02Z
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  • haunted_shrub
    Bloard Israel
    2018-02-23T23:13:48Z
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  • Chernip
    "MOTHERFUCKER I COULD KILL YOU DRIVE FASTER AND HIT ME" "there's no 'i' in car, but there's a u, m and e in 'U, Me, and this car :)" just a couple ideas
    2018-02-24T04:21:24Z
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  • pigfoot_vermont
    not a bumper sticker but a little sign you can hang on your door handle that says β€œBEWARE BLOARDER AT WORK”
    2018-02-26T02:02:16Z
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  • haunted_shrub
    thought of this this morning when someone tried to talk to me in the middle of my morning routine: "don't talk to me unless i've had my coffee, 4 beers, 2 shots of whiskey, and then brushed my teeth"
    2018-02-27T02:16:49Z
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  • yoshifanatic1488
    "this gamer takes damage to save time"
    2018-02-27T03:11:50Z
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  • haunted_shrub
    My Other Car Is A Gun
    2018-02-27T20:35:21Z
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  • goatsebuster
    my other gun is a car
    2018-02-28T06:03:15Z
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  • kim_jong_skillz
    my other gun is a gun
    2018-02-28T22:15:46Z
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  • dereklaserbeam
    [img]https://i.imgur.com/21sMoDH.gif[/img]
    2018-02-28T23:26:28Z
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  • hillips
    thats a cool sticker d. must be hard to find a holocaust survivor an ex slave in this day and age and then run them over with your car but i believe you
    2018-03-01T12:03:54Z
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  • dick chappy
    Baby on bloard 😎😎😎
    2018-03-05T10:01:36Z
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  • kingdad42
    [quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbumper-sticker-ideas%2Fposts%2F5121] thats a cool sticker d. must be hard to find a holocaust survivor an ex slave in this day and age and then run them over with your car but i believe you [/quote] i think its gonna be harder for d to have an abortion πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚
    2018-03-06T00:26:05Z
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  • slow learner
    caution: turns widely and slowly, stopping many times to brake-check during th e turns also and sometimes backing up to improve the turning angle. basically if i start to signal that im turning get the fuck out of my lane or you'll be stuck lookin at this rear bumper for most of you're day. yes i hav e a valid licence bich. if your the police reading this im sorry my back window is covered up by a huge sticker. my uncle is a cop and hee said it's allowed you calling him a liar? [bloard.com] [love my pets]
    2018-03-10T20:18:10Z
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  • slow learner
    1-800-HOWS-MY-BLOARDING
    2018-03-10T20:18:49Z
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  • orgamecha
    one of those family stickers but its the bloard family (chernip is the dad, snoob mom, and im the little baby.) also, a spin on the previous calvin pissing idea and its calvin pissing on the pissing thread or pissing on us.
    2018-03-15T14:48:40Z
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  • Chernip
    I have Guns in the trunk. Your a$$ or my Grass. your move. Baby Driver on Board I just got done beating a cop and now I'm going to beat you. Yes, You, Reading this bumper sticker, I've already memorized your face in my rear view, I'm going to pull over and let you pass me, and then I'm going to follow you, and beat you. You cannot escape my wrath, they make us big in Texas. Bloard me up before you Go Go
    2018-03-22T03:19:28Z
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  • orgamecha
    lil' bloarder on bloard
    2018-03-22T09:25:05Z
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  • pigfoot_vermont
    a sticker that just says β€œBLOARD” with the phone number to the bloard head offices. simple but effective i think
    2018-03-22T10:38:04Z
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  • dude
    expanding operations: tire flaps printed with a sexey lady and the word bloard in a seductive caligraphic font. alternatively truck nuts brand bloard-nutz
    2018-03-22T15:10:02Z
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  • blandkidneystone
    A giant ad for a new range of haircare exclusively for bloarders called "blΓ³ardΓ©" and it will include a large version of claires profile picture but with shampoo all over it
    2018-03-25T22:07:39Z
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  • pigfoot_vermont
    bumper sticker for couples with two cars who drive together: on one car it says "its bloard" then on the other car it says "its a website!"
    2018-03-25T22:14:37Z
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  • Loves) . (Navel
    i want a big rubber vulva that i can hang off the back of my truck
    2018-03-28T19:10:05Z
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  • β˜ƒ
    γ„’ε„δΈ¨εŒšεŒš πŸ…±ε‚ε°Ίγ„’
    2018-03-28T22:44:14Z
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  • β˜ƒ
    ~~let go and let bloard~~
    2018-03-31T13:19:15Z
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