think its time to face facts. they are simply not coming 😒

[quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-post-workshop%2Fposts%2F13416] ok been thinking of this one for a couple days now but it feels like somethings missing: [/quote] add in: shakespeare(trying not to cum) (shakespeare): "uhhhn to bust or not to bust?"

Screaming Terror Exsanguinates Me

[quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2FGameing%2Ftopics%2Fi-will-write-you-d-d-character-sheet%2Fposts%2F9980] Bullshit he doesn't. I attempt a non lethal attack on him to incapacitate him, so I can take him to hobbit village with me. [/quote] you deal 4 damage to funzo, instantly decimating his 4 hp, his head crumbles under your hand like a sandcastle and he screams. (you scrape his remains into a little bag for safekeeping)

[quote=SingingFlesh;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fozentic%2Fposts%2F14287] You need to gain more weight you are skin and bone [/quote] nuh uh

grim milk fart

hereditary was weird as fuck, (spoiler alert!) i hate it when peoples heads come off

[quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fmath%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-number%2Fposts%2F9257] 421 [/quote] lol haha its almost weed number

put me in a ring with boner for 5 minutes ill slap him around a bit, teach him to say that about me

anyone got any scary stories to share?

i do it john wick style

it knows how to do hyperlinks... 0_o

[quote=beefsnack;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fim-beefsnack%2Fposts%2F10022] ⠀ [/quote] sure thing buddy, and im the queen of france

i made an account and i wanna know

chicking chow man baa baa supar

☝

the investors are going to love all these new posts for sure

[quote=Mister%20Spigetti;%2Fbloards%2Fweird_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fgaze-into-my-chunky-crystal-ball%2Fposts%2F11467] Tell me what the future holds for me when I leave for France on september 9th I'm going to live there for ~7 months and I'm expecting a good time [/quote] crystal ball says....... erik is completely wrong. sex will be banned by next month, so no sex tourism but apart from that france looks pretty cool, it says you win a bowling competition, pretty cool shit

[quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fincredible-thread-here%2Fposts%2F11634] I can’t wait to die 😏 [/quote] dont f### around with the ghosts man they dont like that

twitter twitter twitter. that is where the action is

👈 toilet begins here 👈toilet ends here 👆👆👆👆👆👆 END OF TOILET

i wish i could live a million lives so i could give a million +1s to all my bloard posts

ok just got off the phone to some representatives and i can now confirm that captain birdseye does NOT use bloard. and in fact he does not exist at all; bit upset

bunp

sorry but its true

im still not convinced

just remembered the queen. i wonder how she is doing

[youtube]https://youtu.be/dElcbE2HEdQ[/youtube] oooh how i can-not bear the thought of you

[quote=orgamecha;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F13723] you actually got a bender jizzmaster [/quote] no i didnt because i already have one of those (you)

umm yah that was me i did it

[quote=beefsnack;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Felemental-bending-thread%2Fposts%2F9835] hernie [/quote]

good morninng

bumping this thread now scrimmy bingus is out on the switch. also my current record is 7 minutes 😬

fart annd fuck aand awww hell

im tryin to get birthed, iykwim?

n00b spotted lol

i prefer gloves personally

hearing a lot of people saying its just like 2016 all over again (not sure why) but that made me very excited! where else better be in 2016 than on bloard.com! bloardis back baby!

a bloardacious return

[quote=orgamecha;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbest-letters-ever%2Fposts%2F13344] P [/quote] bet you love a bit of pee yeah