[img]https://i.imgur.com/jzIhirB.png[/img] very well done erik. the craftsmanship in your work is impeccable. with time you will have balanced many things, each altering the course of humanity for better or worse.

had a buddy who put kepchup on bagels... thats right. on mac and cheese, too. then a few years after i stopped talking to him he shot his girlfriend and went to the bad man house. coincidence?

oh dude theres a man in your dryer no wunner it dont work

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i burned the roof of my mouth eating mcdonalds sandwich while driving

[quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fc66e2a01-596a-4c4b-8ce1-eef8c81e8f00%2Fposts%2F12171] 🙁👎 [/quote] MODS

now that my hand is stuck to his, we can begin the ritual. i pull the knife out from under my shirt

i'm looking

bend over baby imma slap that beef cake butt jeek. make them shit cans hurt like john cena knee dive offa high rope into your epic dump tank

hhuwha..... wwwhat did yyou p- put in this food kd... i. ffffeel.....

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im doin the bloard dance im doin it!

sucking titties every morning

saturday night im gonna fuck a fish

this post dead, moog cant make post more good than your post. best damn post ever made, true. jack, shut this shit down.

i hope we get another saturday this week

bump

im manspreading in the swump

smartcum

had a cool dream last night a tornado ripped through my house and obliterated it

use code MOOG at checkout for 35% off your purchase of a PEZ dispenser ronald mandonald edition family pack limit 2 per customer

im lifting up the spirits of my buddy haunted_shurb and consequently getting swole af fuck good jod haunted shrub!

[quote=%E2%98%83;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-quiz-which-bloarder-are-you%2Fposts%2F6220] 1 - nothing wrong with me 2 - nothing wrong with me 3 - nothing wrong with me 5 - nothing wrong with me 6 nothing wrong withj me 7 tnohngn jrWOIKJMKLG , [/quote] ok your definitely slow learner

i put ice cubes in my water. this is oup

i wanna fuck joe biden i wanna bust inside him grab him by the hips kiss him on the lips im soppin at the cob slobbin on his knob i want you biden baby you drivin me so crazy i wanna fuck joe biden

oh bowy thanks kingdad! it's too bad im on this bone broth and chicken skin diet. ah, well, i guess a little bit wornt hurt!!

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hery jery

i know just how to find him ... [img]https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTvQ3andd6Hz9HdWO-bEohlE7VldIcUDY34mw&usqp=CAU[/img] oops this just fell on the ground i wonder who it belongs to

i must confess that i am pissed about not having super strength exoskeletal limb extensions that allow me to jump 8 feet and rip a truck tire in half. and when the technology is available i bet all my bulies will have them and i wont and i'll be even worse off hiding in the bathroom from a hovering robotic power suited dickhead trying to give me a ultra nougie down to the fuckin brainstem

First time skating in front of my gf and kickflipped first try, been riding this high out all day

- BIG D BIRTHDAY - BIG D BIRTHDAY - i bean saving up this container of chicken grease for you buddy no need to thanks !

there was a small man inside the ballot box who wouldnt let me submit my vote unless i paid him in shrimp

i've been waiting for this for a long time. ni hao babes :skintone3-grin:

[quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fthe-hottest-meme-of-the-year%2Fposts%2F5950] did u guys know steam from the shower can set off a smoke alarm? i learned that this morning. poor riley bear freaked the fuck out! [/quote] typical for photoelectric detectors. get yourself an ionization smoke alarm for your bathroom, they aren't sensitive to water vapor

sorry i meant spud crunchies or tater chuds

[quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fsecret-pasta-thre-ad-dont-tell-bloardman%2Fposts%2F7273] as moog on mother fucking crack when he wrote this??? [/quote] What kinda of pasta is that BTW they're parenthekeets not brackets this is a backet [🖕]

[quote=meowkittens6;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fdr-moogs-healing-and-restoration-services%2Fposts%2F11083] I've got a classic case of uti and creaky bones 😳😖 [/quote] hmm im fresh out of bone lube, guess i'd better start whipping up a new batch. the uti might not be so easy to take care of since we'll need to find the wizard which cast that hex to begin with, sit through a bunch of unskippable cutscenes about his lore, and hope he'll settle out of court

[quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fhow-many-us-states-can-i-remember-off-the-top-of-my-head%2Fposts%2F8082] australian states: sydney, the bush, perth, [/quote] you forgot outback steakhouse

i walk this lonely bload the only bload that i have ever knowed dont know where to post no plus ones for me cuz i post alone ah ah ahh ah