i burned the roof of my mouth eating mcdonalds sandwich while driving
moog
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- [quote=beefsnack;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Felemental-bending-thread%2Fposts%2F9841] im tellin gyou mother FUCKERS! chose for someone else what you stupid? [/quote] [quote=beefsnack;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-beef%2Fposts%2F9870] man i feel bulliedm... ima leave no one aprectiates the beef [/quote] 💅
- this post dead, moog cant make post more good than your post. best damn post ever made, true. jack, shut this shit down.
- [img]https://68.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdunx0pbuR1rsc51fo1_500.gif[/img] [youtube]4MNAktk9ei8[/youtube]
- [quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fhow-many-us-states-can-i-remember-off-the-top-of-my-head%2Fposts%2F8082] australian states: sydney, the bush, perth, [/quote] you forgot outback steakhouse
- i'll find this Dwayne Day guy and give him a knuckle to the freaking dome piece!
- damn im getting freaking torn apart in this thread, absolutely rinsed! thats it, im locking this thread down. NO MORE POSTS
- had a cool dream last night a tornado ripped through my house and obliterated it
- im still alive but im barely breathin
- [quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fdr-moogs-healing-and-restoration-services%2Fposts%2F10975] does my dick look weird to you [/quote] take the little cowboy hat off of it and it will probably look fine
- im lifting up the spirits of my buddy haunted_shurb and consequently getting swole af fuck good jod haunted shrub!
- im visiting jerry's crystal prison every few weeks and showing him the fish i caught in my Black Bass Lure Fishing game for the Gameboy [img]https://i.imgur.com/FcOOEND.png[/img]
- no choice. break my own ribs and ass to escape through the sink pipes
- I see some boob, i'll have to pass. Some double Ds seems rather crass. If nothing more, all I ask for is a heaping mound of ass.
- i know just how to find him ... [img]https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTvQ3andd6Hz9HdWO-bEohlE7VldIcUDY34mw&usqp=CAU[/img] oops this just fell on the ground i wonder who it belongs to
- jack make home made stew? nice! look good : ) will have some soon, take some home then. moog have very soft gums, cant chew, hard food make guts hurt. will gulp this slop down real easy.
- - BIG D BIRTHDAY - BIG D BIRTHDAY - i bean saving up this container of chicken grease for you buddy no need to thanks !
- i wanna fuck joe biden i wanna bust inside him grab him by the hips kiss him on the lips im soppin at the cob slobbin on his knob i want you biden baby you drivin me so crazy i wanna fuck joe biden
- [quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F11340] quite a few i think, someone gave me the rundown once. theres like industrial goths, classic goths, rave goths etc, i think theres like a load of them, seems pretty in depth [/quote] I'm so fucked
- [quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fsecret-pasta-thre-ad-dont-tell-bloardman%2Fposts%2F7273] as moog on mother fucking crack when he wrote this??? [/quote] What kinda of pasta is that BTW they're parenthekeets not brackets this is a backet [🖕]
- got my nipple bit off in a bar in dusseldorf a couple years ago. through my damn sweater too. she latched on and i was swinging her from side to side like a dog playing with a sock. we just got married in august
- both of them suck and plug into your butt lol -- THIS POST WAS MADE BY DISPLAYPORT GANG --
- had a dream last night i found guy fieri behind my buddy's sofa because his hair was sticking out, and when i went to take a good look at him he handed me an empty jar of salsa with a spoon in it and said something along the lines of "get rid of the evidence"
- [quote=meowkittens6;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fdr-moogs-healing-and-restoration-services%2Fposts%2F11083] I've got a classic case of uti and creaky bones 😳😖 [/quote] hmm im fresh out of bone lube, guess i'd better start whipping up a new batch. the uti might not be so easy to take care of since we'll need to find the wizard which cast that hex to begin with, sit through a bunch of unskippable cutscenes about his lore, and hope he'll settle out of court
- [quote=%E2%98%83;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-quiz-which-bloarder-are-you%2Fposts%2F6220] 1 - nothing wrong with me 2 - nothing wrong with me 3 - nothing wrong with me 5 - nothing wrong with me 6 nothing wrong withj me 7 tnohngn jrWOIKJMKLG , [/quote] ok your definitely slow learner
- hmm... im starting to cannect some dots... [img]https://i.imgur.com/gEenmNx.jpg[/img]
- i remember a guy. i did a lasertag lockin as a date with the girl i was with when i was 17. probably 10 or so kids there around my age, and one half bald middle aged sweaty beer belly goof ball rocking dirty sneakers with blue jean overalls and a washed out grey winnie the pooh t shirt. he was apparently a regular according to the people i talked to. i'll never forget him. absolutely colossal lasertag warlord gigachad. this guy completely dominated the competition. top of the scoreboard every game. you could hear him coming too but there was no stopping him. he knew every angle. the quickest route between the most optimal positions. trigger finger like a seasoned soldier. he ran that arena like a machine and we were all just there for him to rip apart. no one could come close. all you could do was hold your breath, wait for him to light you up and then push forward in his wake. no mercy. we played for 6 painful and demotivating hours with this guy, and that was the last time i ever played lasertag.
- i think granolavelt has some good points here... farquad was a good leader that did a lot for his people. historians believe shrek single hamdedly dismantled a functioning society. but i believe it was the italians
- a homie with no dooki on he ass, aint a homie to me
- kinda, i just wipe with a bar of soap and wash it off under the tap. its a two bird one stone deal because then my hands touch the soap and i dont gotta wash them