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- [img]https://i.imgur.com/1ZAHt2J.png[/img] a 3d render of your favort bloard star
- [img]https://cs.phncdn.com/insights-static/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/maps-pornhub-insights-2018-year-review-most-viewed-categories.png[/img] the hentai people are taking the world by storm. they got russia now but lesbian porn is still dominant in the west. this further proves my point that anime is a blight on humanity and we need to send the asians to the moon to form their own race. will they eventually destroy us? that is for God to decide. Meanwhile Africa sticking with the tried and true. feel free to post any insights or observations
- Lean Hog is EXPLODING π£π₯π₯π₯π°π°π― BIG MONEY MARKET TREND ALERT this is toad goo to be TRUE [img]https://i.imgur.com/4vmLX3r.png[/img] Lean hog futures are approaching the all time hi we saw in 2014 from the PEV hog deaths mustard been prices almost $55 PER HEAD then the classic double bottom market reversal now the patterns are CLEAR based on market-trained AI Nuclear Network tech developed for predicting soybean futures NO ONE KNOWS THIS this is the time to capitalize can i tell you this RIDE THE WAVE π π π dont waver πβ πβ ALL money in hog! profits predicted at 300% profit in 6 week dont sleep on this opporktunity. a free money?? BIG SPENDS BIG SPENDS PIG FRIENDS PIG TRENDS TO NO ENDS
- ok real idea... we need to start some kind of beef with another forum. one that's maybe full of wimps so they dont kick are asses.
- *while KD is convulsing in the corner of the room i pull his plug from the wall outlet*
- check your email littleerik i just spent all my points on a themed wrap for my whip [img]https://i.imgur.com/ACAN9jY.jpg[/img] π¬
- *getting real close to the crystal* hello... can i can a impossible whopper with medium fries and a boddla wudder and also 6 chicken's nuggets as much bobocue sause as you will give me for free
- well boys π₯ guess is all over π© i goota call my mom π¨ tell her that i lost it all π« i'll be on the streats soon πͺ roasting rats on a garbage fire π sucking pennies out of the sidewalk cracks π± just to put gas in my kids π trading gum for smokes with the other ex bloaders π around town and we'll talk π¦aboit the times π we tooted an blamed it on luigi π maybe ill trade in my upbloards β for a bag of crsisp π¬π§ and a sodie bottle
- in a thread with such banter we ready a rant that's sure to give cancer while answers are scant it's time to advance, we must take a stance what will we do about all the ants?
- -- injecting juce -- [img]https://i.imgur.com/FMlKDzd.gif[/img] [img]https://d15g9ctfd3qhkj.cloudfront.net/uploads/user/avatar/186/avatar.jpg[/img]
- oi wots the toyme then guv? 12 bong? bollocks me, would anyone loyke some cheeky bangers and mash before we're off to praise the queen?
- hmmm. ... HMMMohw uh hello i was just channeling my spiritual chakras for tonight's rebirth ritual. you know, the one for Swann that got pushed back due to rain. tonights the night baby wear gonna get freaky and yank this bitch back from the dead! i got my ceremonious garb on, candles made of wax i scraped off little erik's gym floor, and enough ayahuasca to grow wings on an elephant. let s begin! Oh swann, ab inferis animam sumus pervenire cum his verbis focious. placere nobis de vestra sapientia simul et gratia magis docious. [img]https://i.imgur.com/yQwpbSM.png[/img]
- [quote=Mister%20Spigetti;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F6284] Shitty poem. Sorry [/quote] here's one i've been working on: roses are red eat my but
- [img]http://cdn3.collective-evolution.com/assets/uploads/2017/10/CNN-759x475.jpg[/img] A popular new Internet "challenge" has begun to circulate on social media recently wherein teens are subjecting themselves to dangerous, and potentially lethal amounts of +1s. Reports of related medical emergencies have skyrocketed, and as the trend continues to grow, parents are urged to limit the exposure of +1s to children. A public health announcement has been made by the Bloarders Safety Association that while low amounts of +1s pose no risk, extremely concentrated doses of 12 or more may be life threatening and require immediate medical attention. It is unclear as to how the fad was started, but we have this bloard user with us to explain more about the situation:
- each one a these guys is a tasy treat or a snippy little buddy and i just got way too many of em haha love em but they're ruining my life hahaha they killed my plants and got inside the sofa so i had to cut it open please just take a couple home with you haha please [img]http://localboysgigharbor.com/images/prods/29448.jpg[/img]
- gosh guys look at how shes smiling at me... i wonder if she likes me . ???
- i have been mixing a scoop of this in my milk before i beat off now my crank arm can oscillate at 110 hertz
- i did but i deleted it cuz the lighting was real messed up so it looked like a dehydrated carp.
- i found bloard after falling into a river behind my grandfathers pizza shack. i was carried downstream into a lake and almost drowned but i was saved by a bloard user who asked not to be mentioned by name in this post. Im not sure what this place is or how to get out, but i'll just say i kinda like it here. we'll, gotta blast! *rolls away with mighty gusto and disappears behind the moon*
- welcome to my thread where i would like to disucs only the greatest music used in video games throughout the yeards. if you ever jammed yourself off to a funky bongo beat in donky kong country then hoo golly this thread was made for you! please share some of your favorite tracks from any game, be it an obscure title or a rejoiced classic. I'll get started with a few of my top favs [youtube]https://youtu.be/4MNAktk9ei8[/youtube] [youtube]https://youtu.be/01ZOLmuVDdw[/youtube] [youtube]https://youtu.be/e2aev_Bb0EY[/youtube]
- jack find baby yoda. have take care, feed milk from jack tits, keep from sick, stay next side with yoda. then pass many year, yoda BUFF like fuck. tear tree into half like hulk. jack ride atop yoda head into work. thug take jack ipod, yoda come fist bust each bone from they body. they will turn best pals, jack love yoda. moog know this true.
- I am jerru and I will put a stop to this with my devastating ground pound attack
- [quote=dick%20chappy;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-quiz-which-bloarder-are-you%2Fposts%2F6230] 1.handberer 2. haha yeah 3. dancing hotdog 4. no ants here π 5. Yh 6. My own arm (to make an epic comeback bloard post) 7. Nope [/quote] for some reason the copmuter keeps matching you with just a regular mackerel and i dont do enough fishing to know why
- i walk up to the registers and drop a fat sack of lug nuts on the counter. "going a need these for my. Secret Project" i have noticed the cashier looking at the nuts with a sort of gleam in his eye. has he ever seen a bag this full? perhaps it is best to give him a moment to process the situation. i leave the store
- Cum gas, we've all heard the stories. Is it real? Can you vape it? There's enough evidence to argue both ways. The ancients apparently used it in high-powered blasting operations, depending on who you ask. Viable alternate energy source? I'd like to hear your thoughts and maybe we can get to the bottom of this.
- [img]https://i.imgur.com/C1XcSS6.jpg[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/eQWuI9D.jpg[/img] thread derailedf
- i siad good morning to the drive through lady at dunkin donguts this morning but she didnt say anything back she just handed me my drink and closed the window. did she not notice me? got me thinkin maybe im a ghost or something
- yoshi man. if you eat that stuff the doctor said you gonna lose your feet dude. dad said he not paying for another lipo bro. we used to have so much fun playin basketball at snoobys house before you got too fat to lift your arms. its time to make a change