Bouglas
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- [img]https://i.imgur.com/NUkECQG.png[/img] we did it reddit
- been crushing hard on a goth chick for the last couple days but she probably only dates edgy goth dudes. little hope for a computer nerd, but we will see how it goes
- its oakay i tried to flush my sock down the toilet in the bloard bathrom and clogged it\
- no shirt at work challenge today letS GOOOO
- gotta post this one dawg u know i hadda do it [youtube]https://youtu.be/XPlDHLuJLmk[/youtube]
- a while ago i'd accused littleerik of colluding with the ants, and that he may even have been born of their kind. while the evidence at the time suggested this, i know now that my claims were unjust. in fact, that was exactly what they wanted us to believe as a part of their ploy to get inside our garbage. littleerik was a pawn in their grand scheme. i'm not sure how deep this goes but i have my suspicions that they have their disgusting tarsal claws deep inside the government of Papa New Guinea.
- [quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fplans-to-bring-in-more-bloard-users%2Fposts%2F5825] i caught my wife looking at bloard [/quote] post a pic of your wife so we can look at her
- good work claire. this thread is absolutely brimming with potential. lets see those posts
- i showed hentai to pigfoots mom an she was hootin an hollerinhg
- reckon i saw him out behind the bloardhouse pickin trash out of a bush bout a week or so ago. mighty big feller, though not as hairy as i thought he'd be. guy was shaved buck naked everywhere but his wild ass hair, looked likey had a skirt on from the back view
- C is the worst letter and im sick and fuckin tired of it acting like it's a big shot letter. anywhere you use a C you can use something else and it's phonetically fine. kornkob. silense. hell even tshurtsh. granted 'church' looks better in writing so if we designated the tsh sound to C it would make this bastard language a little more tolerable. anyway thanks for checking out my podcast
- you more of an ass guy or a mesothoracic spiracle kind of guy
- she' s just confused why you were laying on the floor stacking dictionaries on your nuts
- the wawa near me just got hot water yesterda so im gonna try that out today wish my lluck
- oh, hey bloardman. did you see derek around anywhere? thought I just saw him in here but guess not. i was gonna give him a tender plum but i'll just leave it right here for him [img=100x100]https://www.lewandmassager.com/media/catalog/product/cache/8/thumbnail/163b81649b7ef7bc8a00b0066e59ae0a/l/e/lelo-lily-2-plum-01.jpg[/img] ok see ya later homie
- í gegnum sandströndin og dalirnar af grænu blómstrandi, bloardman ferðast landið með hnefaleikum hnefa. Hann hefur svarið að útrýma heimi tröllanna og skítpakkana. ef hann sér þig, ekki hlaupa. felur aðeins í sér þjáningar þínar. Það er engin flýja.
- look no further old chap, in this large storage trunk i have 12 or so new sets of throat tubes that we can install as a replacement. it may sound like a painful procedure but i've not had 1 patient complain of soreness after i yanked their throat out, so worry not
- kinda, i just wipe with a bar of soap and wash it off under the tap. its a two bird one stone deal because then my hands touch the soap and i dont gotta wash them
- most oppressed animal is chicken, yes? at the very least it must be sad to be a chicken. yet, they outnumber us by an outstanding margin. at the rate technology is expanding its only a matter of time before we are able to communicate with the chicken, this much is certain. they will start learning and living under and even influencing the standards of our cultures. they will be given basic rights to property and suffrage. what will you do when they begin creating companies and voting our politicians out of office? they will make up a significant portion of the world economy and by that time we will be scrounging for seeds off the cold ground living sparingly under the tyranny of the chicken and there will be fuck all we can do about it
- he's gonna get the fax machine emoji next if he aint carful
- i remember a guy. i did a lasertag lockin as a date with the girl i was with when i was 17. probably 10 or so kids there around my age, and one half bald middle aged sweaty beer belly goof ball rocking dirty sneakers with blue jean overalls and a washed out grey winnie the pooh t shirt. he was apparently a regular according to the people i talked to. i'll never forget him. absolutely colossal lasertag warlord gigachad. this guy completely dominated the competition. top of the scoreboard every game. you could hear him coming too but there was no stopping him. he knew every angle. the quickest route between the most optimal positions. trigger finger like a seasoned soldier. he ran that arena like a machine and we were all just there for him to rip apart. no one could come close. all you could do was hold your breath, wait for him to light you up and then push forward in his wake. no mercy. we played for 6 painful and demotivating hours with this guy, and that was the last time i ever played lasertag.
- i bean thinking about getting a chainmail shirt to wear around the house and at work and stuff. that way just doing what i normally do i'll get frickin jacked plus ill have a higher defence against swords. i dont really lift much or work out so im thinking maybe like 150lbs to start and work may way up. anyone else do this?
- thank you donkey konk we all love you [img]https://i.imgur.com/fIFrJHk.png[/img]
- well said erik i think this year we really gave it to those turkeys
- im outside rioting bc jerry didnt get his enchilada. theres a bunch of people out here and we're all pissed
- swamp hag gave me a potion im gonna fuck around and siip it
- that's nice dick chappy but you've been so quickly annihilated by my high energy embedded laser system that your mockery serves as no more than a faint memory of your vain humour thanks for stopping by thread locked
- gonna need some blessings on this day so i dont shit myself at work
- me an hillips have already escaped through the sink pipes