[quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fplans-to-bring-in-more-bloard-users%2Fposts%2F5825]
i caught my wife looking at bloard
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post a pic of your wife so we can look at her
moog
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- [quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2FRecipes%2Ftopics%2Fcuisine-what-are-you-cooking-today-mmm-culture-talent%2Fposts%2F12715] i use a glass tumbler i have thats really thick glass. i whisk the egg in the cup, then put the pan on top upside down. flip the sumbitch over and cook on low heat. bam perfectly round fried egg. [/quote] that is simply genis. game changing.
- [quote=beefsnack;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fpost-a-pick-of-you-re-gf%2Fposts%2F7757] [url]https://yt3.ggpht.com/a-/AN66SAxcszcvU5UHmCjWCwJ9_ZLOo0yiOrIYeA6Wzw=s900-mo-c-c0xffffffff-rj-k-no[/url] [/quote] cute! where'd you two meat
- would you rather get your dick suched by god or get a hundred dollars
- swamp hag gave me a potion im gonna fuck around and siip it
- a while ago i'd accused littleerik of colluding with the ants, and that he may even have been born of their kind. while the evidence at the time suggested this, i know now that my claims were unjust. in fact, that was exactly what they wanted us to believe as a part of their ploy to get inside our garbage. littleerik was a pawn in their grand scheme. i'm not sure how deep this goes but i have my suspicions that they have their disgusting tarsal claws deep inside the government of Papa New Guinea.
- im outside rioting bc jerry didnt get his enchilada. theres a bunch of people out here and we're all pissed
- no shirt at work challenge today letS GOOOO
- its oakay i tried to flush my sock down the toilet in the bloard bathrom and clogged it\
- [img]https://i.imgur.com/NUkECQG.png[/img] we did it reddit
- [quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Flist-your-top-3-talents%2Fposts%2F7851] i wish i had some talents [/quote] that is a talent in and of itself
- good work claire. this thread is absolutely brimming with potential. lets see those posts
- reckon i saw him out behind the bloardhouse pickin trash out of a bush bout a week or so ago. mighty big feller, though not as hairy as i thought he'd be. guy was shaved buck naked everywhere but his wild ass hair, looked likey had a skirt on from the back view
- well said erik i think this year we really gave it to those turkeys
- a homie with no dooki on he ass, aint a homie to me
- [youtube]https://youtu.be/KqB8v14U_zs[/youtube]
- watching POV shots of people lifting so trick my brain into making me ripped
- mike, this will work. just cram dick into sofa, dump your nuts, easy plus mess free EDIT: took "ands" from post
- last night i uncovered a gem [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=33&v=z9H1vzMaw3A[/youtube]
- on this 4/20 day i would like to remind everyone that if you blaze a fat nug you're going to hell
- im aggressively slamming toilet man into the pussy like a battering ram
- oh, hey bloardman. did you see derek around anywhere? thought I just saw him in here but guess not. i was gonna give him a tender plum but i'll just leave it right here for him [img=100x100]https://www.lewandmassager.com/media/catalog/product/cache/8/thumbnail/163b81649b7ef7bc8a00b0066e59ae0a/l/e/lelo-lily-2-plum-01.jpg[/img] ok see ya later homie
- ive been making egg mcmuffins every day for the past week and they slap fuckin ass every time, here's the run down if you wanna try english muffin (some might call it a bruffin) toasted lightly, chipotle aioli spread not too much or you gonna die HAM (ham), fried in pan throw some swiss cheese on and fold it in half w/ some baby spinach leaf cuz you cant spend 5 hour a day crank hog without sufficient nutrients i aint above microwaving an egg in a cup. if thats what you gotta do, thats what you gotta do. but if you can make a perfectly round fried egg in a pan you're on some ramsey shit way past my level. now push everything off of the counters and eat it off the floor like a dog and we're basically living identical lifestyles
- kinda, i just wipe with a bar of soap and wash it off under the tap. its a two bird one stone deal because then my hands touch the soap and i dont gotta wash them
- that site yes. the site where you made "bloards" for different topics and bloarders could upbloard other bloarders' posts on those bloards. hmm what was it called again?