[quote=Snooby;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fhey-guys%2Fposts%2F12753]
They said I have to go to jail for a month.
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i got a man on the inside who can hook you up with cigarattes
moog
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- no president is gonna walk into my house and start posting like he owns the place. my thread my rules. LOCKING THREAD.........COMPLETE ANY POSTS UNDER THIS LINE WILL BE CONSIDERED TRESPASSING ________________________________________________________________
- me: yo buddy you listening? she wants to know if you want fries or chips with your sandwich buddy: shut da fuck up me: shut da fuck up denny's waitress: shut da fuck up
- i walk up to the registers and drop a fat sack of lug nuts on the counter. "going a need these for my. Secret Project" i have noticed the cashier looking at the nuts with a sort of gleam in his eye. has he ever seen a bag this full? perhaps it is best to give him a moment to process the situation. i leave the store
- yoshi man. if you eat that stuff the doctor said you gonna lose your feet dude. dad said he not paying for another lipo bro. we used to have so much fun playin basketball at snoobys house before you got too fat to lift your arms. its time to make a change
- either the hog got inside the house again or my wife has her mother visiting
- hey, aint nothin a little bit of money cant fix! yup thats right im talkin about sponsored content baby we need BRANDS in this bitch!@ welcome to bloard brought to you in part by PRINGLES
- Hereditary, i watched it whole time you're like damn this lady nuts as fuck then you're like ha dumbass kid oh OH uhhh oh what yeah ri- OH WHAT uh what the fuck then finally you're like wow i just
- i, four one, admire all the strong women on twitter who rally together to complain about men being dreadful tyrannical rapists while posting from their cell phone in their college dorm, all of which were paid for by their evil fathers
- [quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-new-hardware-store-across-the-street%2Fposts%2F10529] *steals power drill* *steals spirit level* *steals doorknob* *steals towel rail* *steals watering can* *steals lubricant* *steals hammer* *steals hammer* *steals escutcheon* *steals gardening gloves* *steals tin of pistachio green paint* *steals hammer* *steals 60w light bulb* *steals circular saw* *steals nails* *steals spanner* *steals spirit level* *steals stepladder* [/quote] Cor blimey mate, what are ye doing in me pockets?
- [img]https://i.imgur.com/vVbWCYD.jpg[/img] damn winds knocked over my mailbox. been doin this a lot since i hit it with my car. if you like wind i dont know what to tell you its just angry air.
- i used to have dreams about pig people with pig heeads and people bodies and it used to scare the ass out of me now i have dreams where im getting electrocuted by lighting and blown up by bombs and they are significantly less scary than the pig lady, so all is well
- [quote=beefsnack;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ffukcing-hate-women%2Fposts%2F8036] se *x [/quote] https://bloard.com/bloards/gbs/topics/thread-for-swearing
- Cum gas, we've all heard the stories. Is it real? Can you vape it? There's enough evidence to argue both ways. The ancients apparently used it in high-powered blasting operations, depending on who you ask. Viable alternate energy source? I'd like to hear your thoughts and maybe we can get to the bottom of this.
- [quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fsmall-claims-bloart%2Fposts%2F12070] I have to go to the bathroom [/quote] overruled
- number line... exists in 1 dimension... negative, positive, needs to extend... inward. 88888 88 | 88 8 – ∞ – 8 88 | 88 88888 88 | 88 8 – ∞ – 8 88 | 88 88888
- im in the pokemon go club at my library and most days i bloard from the gamestop wifi since theres one with 2 pokestops near it me and the crew like to stop (haha get it) by and talk to the girl employes theres 2 of them but one stay in the back i saw her once
- [quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgym_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fgym-blunders-thread-so-embarrassing-facepal-m%2Fposts%2F4948]This Little Erik guy is kind of a jerk! [/quote] How peculiar, I've had nothing but good experiences at Erik's gym. Last time I was there he fed me some of his homemade beef sticks while I ran on his human-sized hamster wheel. Unfortunately I had forgotten my water receptacle at home and all he had to offer to quench my thirst was a jar of pre-soviet era marinara sauce which he scooped into my mouth as I continued my workout. But ya can't be picky if ya want them gains am I right ahhaha
- *visibly sweating and ushering my hogs out the back exit*
- last night i dreamed of bloard. each post was a finely crafted work of elegance composed by some of history's greatest bloardsmen, and the witty replies flowed abundantly from their respective topics. i entered a thread and was greeted by joop smoking a pipe beside a large table covered in glimmering plus ones. he turned his electric dune buggy around to greet me with a wink, tossed a plus one my way and said "gonna need of these if you're want a to big bloard." i said okay and left to devise a post of my own when i felt a clammy, dripping hand grip weakly at my shoulder, and before i could turn around a voice told me that the posts i seek would come in time. i took a last look at those posts and woke up. i was sad that i could not stay, but then i logged onto bloard dot com and felt the sadness lift from my soul as i looked upon some of the very same threads that i had been so enraptured by in my dream. i closed my eyes and went back to sleep, excited for the posts that have yet to be written
- you got her naked and her dick was bigger than yours. she stamped your lower back with a big red F and you failed the class. i wish i could drive Gravedigger (the monster truck, Gravediggger)
- [img]https://i.imgur.com/aRuOAym.png[/img] sure thing boss
- "scab apple and eggs" is something i just repeat to my self in the car for no good god damn reason. been doing it for months. i've never been tested for autism
- jack find baby yoda. have take care, feed milk from jack tits, keep from sick, stay next side with yoda. then pass many year, yoda BUFF like fuck. tear tree into half like hulk. jack ride atop yoda head into work. thug take jack ipod, yoda come fist bust each bone from they body. they will turn best pals, jack love yoda. moog know this true.
- ey whadup bloard its ya main man moog out here hopin everybody has a goold old 4/20 day may the ganga be loud and the purp be aggressive.! its like i always say smoke that GREEN until you die haha vapers unite 🔥📠 what are you weeders toking on today? note: i do not endlulge in the consumption of marijuna nor do i condone its use due to my religion
- theres a technique i used to used in college its you slip your finger in her mouth while her eyes closed and get her with the fish hook
- i have decided to publicly voice my strong undwavering admiration for the brilliant and hilarious Mr. Spegetti ʰᵉˡᵖ. He has shown me many times that hard work and persistence will earn you a spotlight among the Greats of Bloard ʰᵉˡᵖ ᵐᵉ ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ. mr speggy is also very strong and would protect any one of us in the case of an unfortunate circumstance ʰᵉ ʰᵃˢ ᵐʸ ᶠᵃᵐᶦˡʸ. lets give it up for mr sgeg
- welcome to my thread where i would like to disucs only the greatest music used in video games throughout the yeards. if you ever jammed yourself off to a funky bongo beat in donky kong country then hoo golly this thread was made for you! please share some of your favorite tracks from any game, be it an obscure title or a rejoiced classic. I'll get started with a few of my top favs [youtube]https://youtu.be/4MNAktk9ei8[/youtube] [youtube]https://youtu.be/01ZOLmuVDdw[/youtube] [youtube]https://youtu.be/e2aev_Bb0EY[/youtube]
- I am jerru and I will put a stop to this with my devastating ground pound attack