you more of an ass guy or a mesothoracic spiracle kind of guy
moog
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- thank you donkey konk we all love you [img]https://i.imgur.com/fIFrJHk.png[/img]
- i'm sticking with nut grinds and egg pulls for now until my sternum heals
- that's nice dick chappy but you've been so quickly annihilated by my high energy embedded laser system that your mockery serves as no more than a faint memory of your vain humour thanks for stopping by thread locked
- me an hillips have already escaped through the sink pipes
- [quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2FRecipes%2Ftopics%2Fcuisine-what-are-you-cooking-today-mmm-culture-talent%2Fposts%2F12715] i use a glass tumbler i have thats really thick glass. i whisk the egg in the cup, then put the pan on top upside down. flip the sumbitch over and cook on low heat. bam perfectly round fried egg. [/quote] that is simply genis. game changing.
- a while ago i'd accused littleerik of colluding with the ants, and that he may even have been born of their kind. while the evidence at the time suggested this, i know now that my claims were unjust. in fact, that was exactly what they wanted us to believe as a part of their ploy to get inside our garbage. littleerik was a pawn in their grand scheme. i'm not sure how deep this goes but i have my suspicions that they have their disgusting tarsal claws deep inside the government of Papa New Guinea.
- look no further old chap, in this large storage trunk i have 12 or so new sets of throat tubes that we can install as a replacement. it may sound like a painful procedure but i've not had 1 patient complain of soreness after i yanked their throat out, so worry not
- i will never reaveal my most powerful secret
- gonna need some blessings on this day so i dont shit myself at work
- [img]https://i.imgur.com/g3QKn9c.jpg[/img] rollin hard on some satday night over here fellas
- take this new super hip test that will determine which of bloarder you are alike 1. hot dogg or hamburer 2. do you like 3. _____ is my favorite meme 4.. i am or amn't an ant (important) 5. do you post garbage suckass memes on twiter that no on e will ever like 6. how much can you squat without poppin a ball 7. are you now or have you ever been a member of the communist party of the united states
- [quote=beefsnack;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fsecret-pasta-thre-ad-dont-tell-bloardman%2Fposts%2F7352] yea pasta is nice i would like any pasta i could get but favorite would be tortelini [/quote] brilliant. i too enjoy the tasteful act of tortellingus
- Derek Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation Beam
- I will always remember the moment in Freddie Fish where [SPOILERS] you return the kelp seeds to Grandma Grouper and grow new kelp for everyone to enjoy. [/SPOILERS] Still brings tears to my eyes just thinking about it
- ah, turns out that was actually wowneat whispering in my ear. fuckin prankster
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- listin i been watching Our Planet on netflix and its got me thinking bout like how can a damn birds swim in the water son of the bitch lol whats next? squirrels that can fly? haha crazy they got these walruses to climb up a mountain and pushed em off BIG F anyways check it out
- this is a question philosophers have been pondering for millennia. what is bloard? what does it all mean? maybe it is the essence of a god who has abandoned us, serving as a reminder of our sins and a monument to our struggles. maybe bloard in itself is an entity we can't comprehend. perhaps it is better that we do not have an answer.
- finally we got some sponsors on bloard use code MOOG15 at checkout for 15% off your order at https://www.hog.best
- i used to play this game with my grammom [img]http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3476/3364510286_06259a5459.jpg[/img] fuckin sick. maybe she was ants too
- im gonna post this without my bloarding helmet on. fuck the rules im my own man!
- [quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F7488] it's been starting to get cold where I live and I realized I haven't seen any ants for a while. ... my wife left me [/quote] dude... i aint sayin nothin, but... maybe hold off on the poison and see if she comes back in the spring
- [quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fblunt-bloard%2Fposts%2F5876] i’m smokeing huge cocks, two by two 😏 [/quote] he'll yeah party on brother