there's a secret bloard?

i come from a long lineage of ant slayers my moms name is diane DIE ANT it is in my blood to kill

to derek: happy mothafuckin birthday to everyone else: it dereks birthday today so bring your gifts to this threaf here you're go derek i got you this clump of seaweed [img]https://www.integrativenutrition.com/sites/default/files//styles/blog_-_headshot_body_image/public/amazon/shutterstock_279344777_0.jpg?itok=6zPrpnqT[/img]

i'm sticking with nut grinds and egg pulls for now until my sternum heals

i have laughed every day about "dorto chip" since joop said it

long day at the hog dog suckoff

I'm out I'm fucking OUT!! I finally got out and it's so beautiful out here I never could have imagined. The air is crisp and I can hear a deer singing in the distant hills. I'll never go back! edit: im back in

[quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fdr-moogs-healing-and-restoration-services%2Fposts%2F10957] I got the diabeetus [/quote] erik i i dont condone bragging. [quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fdr-moogs-healing-and-restoration-services%2Fposts%2F10963] My dick fucking STINKS [/quote] hmm derek this is one seriously stinky dick. please dispose of it in the receptacle behind the building. afterward you may feel free to browse for a replacement model in the dick gallery upstairs, im sure you know the way there by now

give yourself some time. it's not as good as the original series so i wouldnt dive right in, but it is an alright show.

best smell: freshly opened trading card booster packs worst smell: the large man at the yugioh tourneys every saturday who wears the same cargo shorts and beats your ass with a blue eyes draw engine OTK after you just spent $160 on lightsworns

little do you know you are all playing right into his ploy... the Jacker's Trap

í gegnum sandströndin og dalirnar af grænu blómstrandi, bloardman ferðast landið með hnefaleikum hnefa. Hann hefur svarið að útrýma heimi tröllanna og skítpakkana. ef hann sér þig, ekki hlaupa. felur aðeins í sér þjáningar þínar. Það er engin flýja.

[quote=orgamecha;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F5334] what is the objective of this game [/quote] Each player is secretly assigned a team at the start of the game. The two teams are the humans and the Cylons, and each team has a specific objective. The human players are trying to find the map to Earth, while the Cylon players simply want to annihilate the human race. Players win or lose with the other members of their team...but must figure out who they can trust in order to lead their team to victory. Or at least that's how we used to play it, not sure if those are the actual rules

i havbe a condition

fucking . Wunch??

the wawa near me just got hot water yesterda so im gonna try that out today wish my lluck

My s word? Staphylococcus

wuuhhuhuh guys i... i can feel him channeling is enargies through my psyche... ! I can hear him! he's saying [quote=Swann;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fswann-rebirth-thread%2Fposts%2F11192] You bunch of hooligans are being loud as fuck, I'm trying to catch some sleep and yr pissing me off! I should curse the lot of you to the unbridled hellfire that is derek's nasty ass farts! Haha I jest, you guys are welcome anytime, baby. Party's always going down and the bitches they got here are smokin' my damned dick 2 by 2!! I hear getting rimmed postbloartem is pure bliss but I wouldn't know personally. Oh and nice peppers Erik [/quote]

saturday night and we lookin for da hoodrats

im thankful to read a chernip's post also to reply to a post

i eat a pack of hot dogs and sit in the dark listeining to the soft humm of the microwave. every year for the past 6 years. and i dont hate it any more like i used to. thats because i dont expect for get invited to stuff any more and i found some section of carpet and it makes the floor a lot better to sit on

I will always remember the moment in Freddie Fish where [SPOILERS] you return the kelp seeds to Grandma Grouper and grow new kelp for everyone to enjoy. [/SPOILERS] Still brings tears to my eyes just thinking about it

hey hillips you got any of them muffins left? asking for a frernd...

take a big dump in his bathroom closet

spell ICUP for a little surprise 😈

lets get this hog on the road

i stoppped rewinding vhs tapes before returning them and i finally feel alive

ah, turns out that was actually wowneat whispering in my ear. fuckin prankster

i'm lemon lime's wank coach and we're going for gold this year baby!

ninendo ds

its sadturday and im weeping

[youtube]https://youtu.be/NLb8jWYvYmU[/youtube] try as i might i cant stop shackin my ass

The people have spokem!! [img]https://i.imgur.com/U4uOODs.png[/img] kingdad42 is our new macho daddy bloard star

i dont have membership right now but next time i hit my head hard enough to want to play runescape again i'll join

[quote=Claire!!!!!!!;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fc66e2a01-596a-4c4b-8ce1-eef8c81e8f00%2Fposts%2F12167] 🙂👍 [/quote] 🙂👆

[img]https://media.crocs.com/images/t_pdpzoom/f_auto%2Cq_auto/products/207266_810_ALT100/crocs[/img] come get ya ass kicked with the carrot crocs

[quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2FBook_bloard%2Ftopics%2Flitterati-summer-book-club%2Fposts%2F11297] fast food menus [/quote] $7.46

im with orgamecha on this one

[quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fitsgood%2Ftopics%2Fthe-thread-where-we-say-howdy-partner-to-each-other%2Fposts%2F10649] howdy partner [/quote] wehell howdy partner [quote=orgamecha;%2Fbloards%2Fitsgood%2Ftopics%2Fthe-thread-where-we-say-howdy-partner-to-each-other%2Fposts%2F10650] howdy pardner 🤠 [/quote] howdy partner [quote=blandkidneystone;%2Fbloards%2Fitsgood%2Ftopics%2Fthe-thread-where-we-say-howdy-partner-to-each-other%2Fposts%2F10652] Howdy partners [/quote] howdy partner

reckon ya could give me a job polishing lawn mowners ill even shine up that hammer if ya fancy it