I've seen ball lightning but I've never seen a penis tornado
littleerik
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- bug deal, I believe that you are stronger than you give yourself credit for. you have friends here (and elsewhere) that can listen and offer support. you have these friends because of who you are.
- my new year's resolution is to be more kind to strangers, to be a better person, and to exterminate ants any time I see them by stooping down to the ground and licking them up with my tongue and chewing them into a fine paste and shitting them out into a special hole that I dug in the woods
- [quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fweird_bloard%2Ftopics%2Ffour-letter-words-only%2Fposts%2F6860] hiya guys. this page, each word only FOUR text part okay. zero typo!!! okay? cool, lets post. obey them rule. [/quote] your good idea mean plus ones baby hell yeah
- "Come On Eileen" is a song by English group Dexys Midnight Runners (credited to Dexys Midnight Runners and the Emerald Express), released in the United Kingdom on 25 June 1982[3] as a single from their album Too-Rye-Ay. It reached number one in the United States, and was their second number one hit in the UK, following 1980's "Geno". The song was written by Kevin Rowland, Jim Paterson and Billy Adams, and was produced by Clive Langer and Alan Winstanley.
- [quote=bug%20deal;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fplans-to-bring-in-more-bloard-users%2Fposts%2F7827] rebloots [/quote] folks I gotta go with bug deal on this issue
- I'm going to the gym tonight in my continuing efforts to get huge. why get huge, you ask? because being big is better than being small. everybpdy knows that
- [quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fwhat-does-stem-stand-for%2Fposts%2F12308] slutty thong Erik made [/quote] so thrilled everyone matches
- it's saturday night so you know what that means. time to remove and clean my penis in the dishwasher
- hey sir I am looking for some metal screens for a project I am working on. I'd also like some candy bars if you have any.. I'm thinking like those snickers ones with peanut butter? do you know the kind I mean?
- I C U P (also, I noticed you urinating earlier. I caught the stream hitting the ground out of the corner of my eye)
- [quote=wowneat;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fwhat-time-are-you-going-to-bed-bloard%2Fposts%2F5444] in aout 30 minutes. really excited. i love sleeping. it's like being dead. i love being almost dead. imitatively dead. it's super good. i can't wait. every night before i go to bed i do the moves to get ready to pretend to be almost kind of dead. i palm slam my alienware laptop shut and right there i start doing the sleepwalk to the bathroom. making swishing sounds when i gargle up some Listerine or even sometimes the generic, off-brand meijer stuff. not many are interested in the kind of sleep i'm into. i am. i don't normally brag about it especially on bloard, mostly because i respect other bloarders (except derek whatshisface) because they are all respectable and totally not shit humans. i am very familiar with death and i've learned how to accept that i'm a totally lost idiot and staring at the ceiling every night in terror of growing older without an end goal or anything i'm proud of in life is the antithesis of how to solve my problems. i only sleep a few hours total a week because i wake up constantly from nightmares of being stuck in the same place for the next 60 years with nothing to leave behind. then i lift. [/quote] hell yeah i'm going to bed
- [quote=orgamecha;%2Fbloards%2Fweird_bloard%2Ftopics%2Ffour-letter-words-only%2Fposts%2F12925] dick cant come hard. have come soft. bros help [/quote] come here dude. We'll help.
- comrades, the time has come to cast ballot in elektion. join me your brother we will walk, yes? we will walk arm in arm to the place where polls are. we will throw ballot toward violent revolution of proletariat, yes? when we are asked by man if we embrace filthy capitalist pigdogs we will hold head high and say "nyet!" we will vote for my glorious dick and balls !!!!
- reading this and getting all worked up about thighs
- here's a post I've been thinking about lately: electro-swing music sucks shit and is for idiots
- I've been using the blaord app that haunted shrub made. been using it on the bus, in the mall, in the bedroom๐ and at the workplace
- make brownies. Itโs basically chocolate cake but itโs socially acceptable to eat the whole pan
- [quote=bug%20deal;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fgummy-bears-or-gummy-cokes-or-other%2Fposts%2F7707] diabetes kicks ass and I love getting it. [/quote] folks, I gotta go with bugdeal on this particular issue
- [quote=joop;%2Fbloards%2Fgym_AND_Book_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fcurrent-book-workout-regiment-your-doing-now%2Fposts%2F4586] crank [/quote] lol
- [quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F3397] I'm at a wedding way the hell out of town. I know four people here. The guy getting married is my friend but he dropped off the face of the earth when he started dating the woman he's marrying in a couple of hours. This is a weird scene and it makes me uncomfortable. [/quote] everything turned out pretty okay
- [quote=toilet%20man;%2Fbloards%2Fweird_bloard%2Ftopics%2Ffour-letter-words-only%2Fposts%2F11644] "four word only" make come back this week ... make dumb guys have uses them head onto here just this once ๐ four word game test what hide back your fore head, cant join?? your must have dumb face area also just read here some guys gets band with kick from mods when dont post four part word. good, them fool cant even math, four very easy even baby know this?? ๐๐ [/quote] love this joke: even baby know this! good ones!
- [quote=toilet%20man;%2Fbloards%2Fweird_bloard%2Ftopics%2Ffour-letter-words-only%2Fposts%2F10754] very nice post page, will like post with plus sign. [/quote] good post, poop dump male
- [quote=bug%20deal;%2Fbloards%2Fbloard2%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-two%2Fposts%2F7291] bloard 3...? [/quote] what the fuck, man, no
- are you a cop? you have to tell me if you are. here, smonke this weed
- using some needle nose pliers and a vice grip to peel my penis apart like a banana split because it;s saturday nite
- rip to the girthboy sub. lot of us refugees have been gathering at girthboys.win