🎶🎵 I wanna know what bloard is I want you to show me 🎶🎵

[quote=plop;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fgummy-bears-or-gummy-cokes-or-other%2Fposts%2F7784] Long suspected I have diabetes [/quote] hey congratulations

it's saturday night and I'm abrading my taint with a hairbrush just so I can feel something

hell yeah it's saturady night baby

[quote=dude;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-post-workshop%2Fposts%2F5192] writing my 1st post any suggestions [/quote] probably post a selfie in the faces of bloard thread with something like "what's up guys"

yeah it's supposed to be pretty good (if you believe orga) but no one has had it yet

I'm at a wedding way the hell out of town. I know four people here. The guy getting married is my friend but he dropped off the face of the earth when he started dating the woman he's marrying in a couple of hours. This is a weird scene and it makes me uncomfortable.

jfc knock it off. I have a bunch of work I'm trying to get done so quit knocking this thing over ________________ ^ I'm serious quit it

feel good, moog. feel okay. alls well that ends well

give it up, jerry. she's never gonna post

[quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fwhat-job-would-you-have-in-olden-times%2Fposts%2F5651] I'd be the Towne Bloardsmith, or I'd just be a highwayman on the road since it would be easy for me to get away with my crimes back then. [/quote] yeah but sheep fucking was legal back in the day

like ants? no, I shan't

[quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fthread-for-blessing%2Fposts%2F7250] gonna need some blessings on this day so i dont shit myself at work [/quote] just do it. break free of your chains

[quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F11669] what a bunch of misguided hippy bullshit [/quote]

can he fuckin do that ? mods?

[quote=goatsebuster;%2Fbloards%2Fgym_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fgym-blunders-thread-so-embarrassing-facepal-m%2Fposts%2F4921] where can i post my jim blunders (of the barnabcle variety specificalyl) [/quote] [quote=Mister%20Spigetti;%2Fbloards%2Fgym_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fgym-blunders-thread-so-embarrassing-facepal-m%2Fposts%2F4930] Barnacle Jim is a llong face shit bag and even looking at himn counts as a damn blunder for everybody within a one mile radius of whoever looked at him or a picture of him. The radius is one mile long because that's the length of Barnacle Jim's damn fucked up looking face it looks like a big ass toilet. [/quote] I'm so sorry this happened to you. come work out in my garage. I'll spot you and scream insensitive stuff about your parents and how they're disappointed in you in your face while you try to give me one last rep.

kissing is a gateway to fingerfucking and buttblasting

they're good as hell

working to the point of failure is how you get huge so way to go

tittays

hey jerry. good thread, man.

starmix slaps

[quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2FGameing%2Ftopics%2Fi-will-write-you-d-d-character-sheet%2Fposts%2F9980] Bullshit he doesn't. I attempt a non lethal attack on him to incapacitate him, so I can take him to hobbit village with me. [/quote] whip his ass jer

bloarding to beat the heat and i bloard to expose myself to exciting opportunities

croissants the inside of the cinnamon roll

"bloard2: it's a whole new bloard, baby"

[quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F13753] i come from a long lineage of ant slayers my moms name is diane DIE ANT it is in my blood to kill [/quote] honorable imo

i saw a fucking ant in the shower today. he was visible on the white tiles, and then he would disappear into the black tile void. i'm pretty sure i washed him down the drain, but it fucks me up that that sick ant freak has seen my pecker

jerry vouched for you and that really fucked everything up

***Lime-A-Rita Monster Energy*** My son wanted to watch baseball tonight so we watched the Yankees kick the shit out of the Houston team because there is no good in this world. ***Lime-A-Rita Monster Energy***

[quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fhello-i-am-bloard-user-my-password-is-bloard-com%2Fposts%2F13829] you use an email when you log in not user name [/quote] this whole story is coming unraveled like a cheap sweater

[quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgym_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fgym-blunders-thread-so-embarrassing-facepal-m%2Fposts%2F4948] Funny, I too was invited to work out in Erik's garage. The instructions he gave me took me down a winding country road with almost no lights to speak of. I don't think anyone lives that far out, or at least I didn't at the time. I was just about to turn back when I saw his "house" in the clearing. [img]https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-7iYK7SK_ZDI/VsDN47tjwYI/AAAAAAAAAi8/LWOcqUyr6AU/s1600/15.08.29.1.JPG[/img] Against my better judgement I decided to be polite and knock on the door. "Little" Erik (he was 6'8 and weighed at least 400 lbs by my recollection) opened the door and walking me inside towards the "fitness room". What was in there was appalling, a dirty rusted up toilet, a toddler's trike with a computer monitor tied to the handlebars, and some rusted up scrap metal he called weights, but I didn't want to be rude so I feigned a simple workout while I planned my escape. I must not have been paying much attention, I was a little freaked out, because Erik slipped away for a moment and came back looking like this (I managed to snap a picture): [img]https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Ov3oKe7mBZo/maxresdefault.jpg[/img] He kept saying "now the real workout can begin" and throwing ants all over me. I couldn't take it anymore and took off the "workout chains" he threw on me earlier, and made my escape. The whole time he was chasing my car and crying before I finally lost him and got back home. I don't think Little Erik cares about working out at all, and I highly discourage anyone from going to his garage for sets and reps. This Little Erik guy is kind of a jerk! [/quote] hey pal, those ants aren't gonna chase themselves

nothing can make me think

work at Amazon and then ask yourselves if you're the baddies

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warm holiday wishes to all y'alll motherfuckers (pretty sure none of you are ants is why I wish everyone warm holiday wishes in here)

my bone is a muscle

[quote=%E2%98%83;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fwho-is-the-bloard-user-with-the-most-refined-tastes%2Fposts%2F6034] i drink motor oil [/quote] this guy smokes and drinks so I vote for this guy

[quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2Fitsgood%2Ftopics%2Flist-of-bloarders-who-want-to-be-my-friend%2Fposts%2F10289] sign me up for the list please but dont put me on the list itself put me at the top with a colon after my name so it looks like im the title........ please.. [/quote] you got a lot of moxie, kid. welcome to the list

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