the prize money was rolled into the next month, sorry

spicy rice

I hate being lied to

hammering a railroad spike into my thigh because it's satitty nite

way to go derelk

bug deal, I believe that you are stronger than you give yourself credit for. you have friends here (and elsewhere) that can listen and offer support. you have these friends because of who you are.

[quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2FbIoard2%2Ftopics%2Fthe-haberdashery-thread%2Fposts%2F4730] so you're saying it's a good thing that hat making is a gendered institution [/quote] only men should have hats

[quote=wowneat;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fplans-to-bring-in-more-bloard-users%2Fposts%2F6829] went on a hunger strike in my parent's basement to raise awareness. didn't eat all day until mom called me up for dinner [/quote] wowneat's mom, hello

dope line, guys. dope beat. love this

[quote=orgamecha;%2Fbloards%2Fweird_bloard%2Ftopics%2Ffour-letter-words-only%2Fposts%2F12925] dick cant come hard. have come soft. bros help [/quote] come here dude. We'll help.

[quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fthread-that-gets-locked-after-one-person-posts-in-it%2Fposts%2F12471] Lmao what a noob move. I thought that was the joke the whole time when i saw it was in gbs smh [/quote] fuck him up, derek

"hey guys, it's me, Zane, and thanks for tuning into my youtube! be sure to like and subscribe at the link below! today we're doing the bloard bucket challenge, where I'll dump a bunch of plus ones on my head to benefit the snooby house, a charity for snoobys. alright, let's get this crazy challenge started!!!!"

[quote=bug%20deal;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fplans-to-bring-in-more-bloard-users%2Fposts%2F7827] rebloots [/quote] folks I gotta go with bug deal on this issue

[quote=slow%20learner;%2Fbloards%2FBook_bloard%2Ftopics%2Flitterati-summer-book-club%2Fposts%2F11296] what are YOU reading ?? [/quote] fast food menus

[quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ffukcing-hate-women%2Fposts%2F8090] Not only Ami not offended, hell, I'm wondering whatd happen next [/quote] I'll keep ypu posted bud

my family came home from christmas tree shopping to find that ants had locked us out of the house. now they;re in there trying on my clothes and there's fuck all i can do about it

Imma make beat song into tape, sell them, make cash. rich life, here come Erik.

[quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fsaturday-night-bloard%2Fposts%2F11078] It’s sadurdy night and u know I’m posting on bloard [/quote] fuk yeah derek

(in a hulk hogan voice): brrrrrrotherrrrr

it's been starting to get cold where I live and I realized I haven't seen any ants for a while. this is the part of the year where they stay in their burrow and I get the false hope that maybe they're really dead, and for a while I wrap myself in that false belief like a warm blanket. not this year though. while the ants take their yearly respite from the elements, I've scouted their beats and I've been pouring poison slowly, slowly down the holes so when the ants wake from their slumber to welcome the spring and to begin torturing me anew, they'll find only sadness, only death. my wife left me but once she sees how ant free the garage is I assume she'll be back I miss her so much

ants suck dick

[quote=joop;%2Fbloards%2Fgym_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fgym-blunders-thread-so-embarrassing-facepal-m%2Fposts%2F4905] maybe let it cool off for a week before coming back in with a full beard, etc., etc. that reminds me of an amusing anecdote. one time I was at the gym and I hopped off the elliptical and one of the employees was like "could you please wipe that down." I was like wipe what down, i only touched the little handle bars. they said yeah wipe that down. i did but you better believe i was peeved [/quote] I'm so sorry this happened to you. come work out in my garage instead. it doesn't have a very clean floor and we don't wipe anything down ever.

you gotta round up the chickens and hogs if you want your bacon and eggs

happy thanksgibing to all bloard posters great and small. blessed are the lurkers. blessed too are the posters. blessed too are the mods on this day.

hey derek are you coming out to the west coast at all this year?

tell her I said what up

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[quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2Fmusical_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fcool-band-names-free-to-use%2Fposts%2F10777] actually.. pretty sure "being friends with your buds" is already a band so this name CANNOT be used [/quote] you're thinking of the band "Tight Bros from Way Back When"

my precious baby

I'm going to the gym tonight in my continuing efforts to get huge. why get huge, you ask? because being big is better than being small. everybpdy knows that

ants

youve shown a lot of initiative in posting this

I've seen ball lightning but I've never seen a penis tornado

Hello sir, I am looking for those snickers bars that have peanut butter in them and they're square instead of a candy bar shape. Do you know the kind I mean? do you guys have those here? The place across the street wants $15 for a regular snickers bar and it's like, man are you even listening to me? Aren't my needs important to you? When you nod and smile and then hand me a regular ass snickers bar it's like you weren't even listening when I told you what I wanted and that makes me feel invalid and unimportant to you. you know? I'm looking for a hardware store that will be attentive to my desires and make me feel special and that carries those weird square peanut butter snickers

erik gets into here with them good ones, yeah? hell yeah baby

I tried to get elected to the condo board, but those dipshits elected the queen

my new year's resolution is to be more kind to strangers, to be a better person, and to exterminate ants any time I see them by stooping down to the ground and licking them up with my tongue and chewing them into a fine paste and shitting them out into a special hole that I dug in the woods

good morning my precious babies

[quote=wowneat;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fwhat-time-are-you-going-to-bed-bloard%2Fposts%2F5444] in aout 30 minutes. really excited. i love sleeping. it's like being dead. i love being almost dead. imitatively dead. it's super good. i can't wait. every night before i go to bed i do the moves to get ready to pretend to be almost kind of dead. i palm slam my alienware laptop shut and right there i start doing the sleepwalk to the bathroom. making swishing sounds when i gargle up some Listerine or even sometimes the generic, off-brand meijer stuff. not many are interested in the kind of sleep i'm into. i am. i don't normally brag about it especially on bloard, mostly because i respect other bloarders (except derek whatshisface) because they are all respectable and totally not shit humans. i am very familiar with death and i've learned how to accept that i'm a totally lost idiot and staring at the ceiling every night in terror of growing older without an end goal or anything i'm proud of in life is the antithesis of how to solve my problems. i only sleep a few hours total a week because i wake up constantly from nightmares of being stuck in the same place for the next 60 years with nothing to leave behind. then i lift. [/quote] hell yeah i'm going to bed

it's saturday night so you know what that means. time to remove and clean my penis in the dishwasher